Corrupt a wish thread!

granted but the turtles will eat you while you sleep

i wish for dinner

granted but the turtles will eat you while you sleep

i wish for dinner

granted, you are now dinner for above said turtle too.

i wish for a black president.

Granted, but this happens : Click if you dare

I wish i had a date with Mr. Isaac. :p

Mira gets food poisoning on hot date with Mr. Isaac. Your toilet is sad.

I wish I was no longer sick.

Mira gets food poisoning on hot date with Mr. Isaac. Your toilet is sad.

I wish I was no longer sick.

You are no longer sick, but at the cost of hearing Rickrolls whenever you sleep.

I wish my procrastination can go away, forever.

You are no longer sick, but at the cost of hearing Rickrolls whenever you sleep.

I wish my procrastination can go away, forever.

Granted it will go away tomorrow. *Tomorrow* Ok ill stop tomorrow, *Tomorrow* Ok ill stop tomorrow, *Tomorrow* Ok ill stop tomorrow, *Tomorrow* Ok ill stop tomorrow, etc...

I wish my wild boar mount had little wings on it for a super duper coolness factor!

Granted it will go away tomorrow. *Tomorrow* Ok ill stop tomorrow, *Tomorrow* Ok ill stop tomorrow, *Tomorrow* Ok ill stop tomorrow, *Tomorrow* Ok ill stop tomorrow, etc...

I wish my wild boar mount had little wings on it for a super duper coolness factor!

granted! the wild boar is now too cool for school, therefore it leaves you for another, more hip mapler.

I wish i had more crimson wood D:

Masteria has been permanently removed from all the versions for not being a world tour.

I wish I go to Japan so I don't go to hell.

granted, by the japanese Grammar Gos have creed that you shall not stay and send you away, oddly enough, its to hell by stabbing @_@

i wish for a toyota Yaris!

granted, by the japanese Grammar Gos have creed that you shall not stay and send you away, oddly enough, its to hell by stabbing @_@

i wish for a toyota Yaris!

Granted! *gives go-kart* (Same thing right? o.o)

I wish I had a mercielago.

Granted. But I don't know what it is so.. too bad.

I wish for another taco again and that there was no problems with anything and I was surrounded by Chuck Norris Body guards.

your guards decide to mutiny and take away your taco.

i wish for white

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your guards decide to mutiny and take away your taco.

i wish for white

Granted but white is the sperm whales color partly
I wish for a funny joke

Granted! *gives go-kart* (Same thing right? o.o)

WEEEEEEEEE!!!!! (throws empty turtle shells!)

Granted, but you now live next to both white trash red necks, and black people next door still play the rap music too loud (and this thread has hit a new level of fun!)

Edit: rats i got in late >_> funny wish still applies!!!!

i wish for high speed interweb!

You get the fastest interwebs ever, yet a meteor just hit your house and the only thing unfortunately that got destroyed were all your electronics, including your computer.

I wish for nothing.

granted, nothing comes in the form of anon, anon is the evil of the world, anon r@pers you D: you lose your innocence (your forum avy gave me inspirations!)

i wish i hadnt said that?

granted, nothing comes in the form of anon, anon is the evil of the world, anon r@pers you D: you lose your innocence (your forum avy gave me inspirations!)

i wish i hadnt said that?

Granted! You didn't. Now this thread goes poof and no one ever gets to corrupt a wish again

I wish It wasn't 79degrees yesterday morning and 19degrees tonight. CRAZY TENNESSEE WEATHER!

granted, tomorrows weather in california will be a nice 75 degrees by day, and 55 degrees by night!

i wish it were colder in california D:

Granted, but then the roads freeze and you wreck your go-kart, lose all you green shells, and lose the race.

I wish I was full time. Part time is just a tease.

granted, you are now an enigma.

i wish for world peace