Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, and now there is rainbow areas!

way to make my wish...FABULOUS!

Granted, you get excited by hurting yourself.

I wish to stop dreaming so often.

Granted. You never dream again. You also lose all your dreams and aspirations. You become so boring and become lonely

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WISH NOT FOUND, REBOOTING

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I wish for instant delivery at no extra cost from online stores.

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I wish for instant delivery at no extra cost from online stores.

Granted. Everything is delivered by missile and is blown up upon arrival.

I wish for a new Pokémon Mystery Dungeon game on the level of PMD Explorers of Sky (all currently revealed Pokémon, all main mechanics and features from the previous games).

I wish for a new Pokémon Mystery Dungeon game on the level of PMD Explorers of Sky (all currently revealed Pokémon, all main mechanics and features from the previous games).

Granted but Nintendo decides to make it only work with their newest gadget, The Wii boots! All game movement requires real life foot steps, which results in countless trips, falls and unintended head butts.

I wish that 80% of the earths surface became hot cocoa.

Granted, everything looks brown and like poop because of it. Everyone finds everything disgusting and commit mass suicide.

I wish I get a decent job as soon as possible.

I wish I get a decent job as soon as possible.

Granted but the gig that you land is in the adult entertainment industry. Even though the money is good, you are doomed to forever keep the career a secret from your old fashioned and conservative family members.

I wish that Pokemon and Digimon made a crossover Mega evolution movie.

Granted but the gig that you land is in the adult entertainment industry. Even though the money is good, you are doomed to forever keep the career a secret from your old fashioned and conservative family members.

I wish that Pokemon and Digimon made a crossover Mega evolution movie.

Granted, but the movie's badly animated on napkins and has a total budget of (however much a lot of napkins costs). The director is shamed out of the napkin animating industry, where even to their standards, the movie is terrible. Laudable for how terrible it is; is that a pasta stain on the 'epic' fight half an hour in? Is that coffee on pikachu's face? People vow never to have a Pokemon/Digimon crossover movie ever again; it was simply not meant to be.

I wish I knew more about digimon so I could have made more references to digimon in my wish corruption.

Granted, but the movie's badly animated on napkins and has a total budget of (however much a lot of napkins costs). The director is shamed out of the napkin animating industry, where even to their standards, the movie is terrible. Laudable for how terrible it is; is that a pasta stain on the 'epic' fight half an hour in? Is that coffee on pikachu's face? People vow never to have a Pokemon/Digimon crossover movie ever again; it was simply not meant to be.

I wish I knew more about digimon so I could have made more references to digimon in my wish corruption.

Granted, but you only know things about the seasons of the animé everyone else hates and doesn't want to talk about.

I wish to be able to edit any DNA and RNA within a range of 10m (33ft) by simply thinking easy to use commands.

Granted, but you only know things about the seasons of the animé everyone else hates and doesn't want to talk about.

I wish to be able to edit any DNA and RNA within a range of 10m (33ft) by simply thinking easy to use commands.

Granted, you never figure out what the results will be.

I wish for a more comfortable chair.

Granted, you never figure out what the results will be.

I wish for a more comfortable chair.

Granted, but it is so comfortable you never leave your chair again, eventually becoming one with the chair.

I wish that this wish is incorruptible. (Probably overused :p)

alternatively

I wish that more people would post wishes to corrupt.

Granted, but it is so comfortable you never leave your chair again, eventually becoming one with the chair.

I wish that this wish is incorruptible. (Probably overused :p)

alternatively

I wish that more people would post wishes to corrupt.

Granted, they do when you stop visiting southperry.

I wish rng wasn't so annoying sometimes.

Granted, they do when you stop visiting southperry.

I wish rng wasn't so annoying sometimes.

Granted, it now always gives the worst possible outcome. It's less annoying because you know what to expect.

I wish it sometimes rains rubber ducks, but only in cities.

Granted, it now always gives the worst possible outcome. It's less annoying because you know what to expect.

I wish it sometimes rains rubber ducks, but only in cities.

Granted. You get run over by a tourist who's never seen raining rubberducks and starts panicking

I wish i wasn't so awkward.

Granted. You get run over by a tourist who's never seen raining rubberducks and starts panicking

I wish i wasn't so awkward.

granted. you become very good at talking, but you then sleep with someone and contract a sexually transmitted disease.

I wish i was level 250 in maplestory.

granted. you become very good at talking, but you then sleep with someone and contract a sexually transmitted disease.

I wish i was level 250 in maplestory.

Granted, but it's on a version that's in a language you don't speak.

I wish for mental time travel (sending my currrent mind to my past body).

Granted, but it's on a version that's in a language you don't speak.

I wish for mental time travel (sending my currrent mind to my past body).

Granted, You end up stuck as a however-old-you-are-person with the mind and cognitive skills of a 2 year old.

I wish for wisdom beyond knowledge.

Granted, You end up stuck as a however-old-you-are-person with the mind and cognitive skills of a 2 year old.

I wish for wisdom beyond knowledge.

Granted but your brain would implode.

I wish for an Eevee!

I wish for an Eevee!

And then it runs away on you.

I wish for for less stress in life.

I wish for for less stress in life.

Granted, one day while eating a fast food hamburger you discover that the meat is infected and you transform into a flesh craving ghoul. The stress is gone but your favorite food becomes brains.

I wish that all of the education systems in the world got unlimited money.

Granted, one day while eating a fast food hamburger you discover that the meat is infected and you transform into a flesh craving ghoul. The stress is gone but your favorite food becomes brains.

I wish that all of the education systems in the world got unlimited money.

Granted, but everyone becomes educated that degrees are worthless. (lol like thats not already happening)

I wish accutane didnt come with such horrible side effects.