The ultimate spoilers list.

Updated 1/24/09

A while ago I wanted to make a list of all the spoilers that one could imagine, this idea fell flat on it's face and I moved on. I want to try it again, but this time I would like to have other people contribute.

This is the list that I have come up with off the top of my head.
Please add to it.

(Use spoiler tags, obv.)

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Jesus dies but then lives again.
Spartans lose.
Charlie wins the chocolate factory.
Samus is a girl.
Clarence gets his wings.
Golbez is Cecil's brother.
Zero dies destroying Ragnarok.
Andy escapes Shawshank.
Marty makes it back to 1985.
The Planet of the Apes was Earth after many years.
They shoot Old Yeller.
Will Turner dies and becomes the Flying Dutchman.
Spike dies.
Darth Vader is Luke's father.
Verbal Kint is Keyser Söze.
Sephiroth kills Aeris
Frodo destroys the ring.
Zero was created by Dr.Wily.
Neo and Trinity die.
Kefka rules the world for a year.
Snape kills Dumbledore
Zero's body is a copy, Weil stole his original body and reprogrammed it.
Rosebud was a sled.
Knives is Vash’s brother.
Harry dies and then comes back to life.
The call was coming from inside the house.
Samus kills the Metroid Prime only to have it become a phazon clone of her.
Which she kills.
Ocelot kills the Colonel.
Master Chief travels back in time to the first game.
Alex only wanted the light houses lit so he could absorbe the power of the Golden Sun.
Which he failed to do because the Wise One stopped him.
Atlas is Frank Fontaine.
Sigma doesn't die until X8.
X turns into a Cyber Elf
Samus was raised by birds.
DarkSied kills Batman.
Dr.Robotnik tricks Knuckles into thinking that Sonic is trying to steal the Chaos Emeralds...
...A lot.
Crono dies.
Shiek is Zelda.
Everyone dies in Final Destination 3.
Lavitz dies.
Tetra is Zelda's decedent.
Joshua is The Composer! Mr. Hanekoma is an angel!
L dies.
The princess is in the eighth castle.
The Halberd is destroyed and falls into the ocean.
Kirby kills Dynablade and then raises it's chicks.
Sonic transforms into Super Sonic and saves the day.
Ancient Minister is actually a R.O.B.
Dil is a man.
Donnie Darko dies.
Tyler Durdan isn't real.
The Villiage is set in the present day, and is just a nature preserve set up by the elders.
His wife's head is in the box.
Operation Valkyrie fails. Hitler kills all of them.
Kaim, Sarah, Gongora, Ming, and Seth are all from another planet.
Jacknife dies.
B-Company steals some of the gold.
Kairi gets sent back to the island, while Sora, Donald, and Goofy keep looking for Mickey.
St. Jimmy is a part of Jesus of Suburbia's mind.
Team USA beats the Soviets.
The Axis lose WWII.
Harvey Dent is Two-face.
Edward marries Bella then Bella becomes pregnant and the baby eats here from the inside.
GlaDOS tries to kill you.

Please note, if you can phrase any of the ones mentioned above better then please do not hesitate to do so.

Lol at the first one. xD

 Spoiler

Trinity dies.

Edit: Oh hey, I missed this in your list. D:

Okay, while my additions aren't as much, here they are anyways:

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Owen wins Total Drama Island, but squanders his winnings when he risked it for $1 million, thus leading to Total Drama Action.
Aang defeats Fire Lord Ozai without killing him by taking away his firebending.
Jet also is comfired to have died on that show.
Iroh lives.
Zuko becomes the new Fire Lord.
Muradin Bronzebeard is comfired to be alive in World of Warcraft, and is under the name of Yorg Stormheart.
The real Bella Goth in The Sims 2 is in Pleasantview, and only with an editing tool such as SimPE.
Everyone dies on Final Destination 3.

Tetra is Zelda.

my name is clarence :O(roflroflrofl)
and can these be about almost anything?

 Spoiler

The Toa(bionicles) will never win

my name is clarence :O(roflroflrofl)
and can these be about almost anything?

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The Toa(bionicles) will never win

^ it didn't end yet lol

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old dude in Gran Torino dies

^ it didn't end yet lol

 Spoiler

old dude in Gran Torino dies

TOO EARLY!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF RUINED.

capsblock.

 Spoiler

Joshua is The Composer! Mr. Hanekoma is an angel!

 Spoiler

The princess is in the eighth castle.
The Halberd is destroyed and falls into the ocean.
Kirby kills Dynablade and then raises it's chicks.
Sonic transforms into Super Sonic and saves the day.
Ancient Minister is actually a R.O.B.

100 Movie Spoilers in 5 Minutes.

this one win:

 Spoiler

^

is there a shirt of that? that would be awesome.

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Snape kills Naruto.

 Spoiler

His wife's head is in the box.

^

is there a shirt of that? that would be awesome.

My roommate has it. It is an awesome shirt.

Historical spoiler!

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Operation Valkyrie fails. Hitler kills all of them.

Some of my stupider friends didn't put two and two together until past the middle of the movie.

I like the shirt. I don't understand a single one of Judgment's spoilers...

I like the shirt. I don't understand a single one of Judgment's spoilers...

Most of it is Total Drama Island and Avatar: The Last Airbender. Both are/were pretty good shows.

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Kagamine Rin is the twin of Kagamine Len :O
A new vocaloid character is named Megurine Luka.
Kaito and Meiko are both part of Vocaloid 1.
The cake is a lie.

 Spoiler

Stalin died. ☭

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Nexon screwed up the patch again

Oh and it's Aerith, not Aeris. Don't use stupid wrong translation. :O