Bread Simulator
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Game of the year.
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#2
I can finally fulfill my lifelong dream of skateboarding as a piece of bread!
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#3
...was that slice of bread just humping the loaf?!

And seriously? I have no idea what people are thinking any more. :/
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#4
Hanabira.Kage Wrote:
...was that slice of bread just humping the loaf?!

And seriously? I have no idea what people are thinking any more. :/

That stupid game designs create cash. This game is on the same level of stupid as goat simulator.
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#5
What annoys me is that games like this are bad quality, and they are advertised as bad quality. They showed what looks like an annoying physics bug in the reveal trailer of all places.

I don't understand how people can spend money on games like this. I'd play it if were free, and i'd get bored of it within minutes. I'd put as much effort into the game as they did in making it, squat.

The youtube comments call games like this "Pewdiebait" and I think that's very fitting, because it's the kind of game that a douchenozzle like that would play in order to give it attention and sales for anyone gullible enough to buy it

Apparently Steam Greenlight is full of games like this, and it does not surprise me one bit.
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#6
I'm going to make a Fruit Dating Simulator, you play as a Banana.
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#7
Loose Wrote:I'm going to make a Fruit Dating Simulator, you play as a Banana.

Banana Senpai you're ripening.
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#8
We need a game simulator simulator.
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#9
FenixR Wrote:We need a game simulator simulator.

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Not good enough?
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#10
I must admit I giggled at how ridiculously silly the idea is. I'd never play it in a million years though, its one of those things you do when you first learn a game engine. Mess with the physics and place random entities everywhere so you can knock them around and see what happens.

However...we need a game that simulates being EA. Don't think that one has been done yet! (Unless the above mentioned simulator lets you be a douchebag company like that xD)
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#11
Zelkova Wrote:[Image: Lb1X6Yg.jpg]

Not good enough?

Game Simulator Simulator is a Simulator that Simulates other Simulators. Simulator.
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#12
People are still making simulator fads? I thought this pomegranate died out in late Spring?
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#13
Razmos Wrote:Apparently Steam Greenlight is full of games like this, and it does not surprise me one bit.

#Gamergate
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#14
This is a masterpiece. I can't wait for the next series of simulators.
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#15
L>breakfast food simulator that lets you pick what food item you want to be.
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#16
I would like to play Lazy Dev Simulator. Watch yourself making bank off a glitchy simulator game. There's an option where you can decide that what you're doing is wrong, but that is just a glitch and actually not intended to be implemented in the game.
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ApplePond Wrote:I would like to play Lazy Dev Simulator. Watch yourself making bank off a glitchy simulator game. There's an option where you can decide that what you're doing is wrong, but that is just a glitch and actually not intended to be implemented in the game.

"It's not a glitch, it's a feature!"
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#18
PoastThis is relevant to my interests.Poast
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#19
MasPan Wrote:PoastThis is relevant to my interests.Poast
I was actually tempted to call this thread "MasPan: The Game"
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#20
Razmos Wrote:I don't understand how people can spend money on games like this.
You got to pay to play THESE THINGS?! And people actually buy them? I thought these games were like ye olde age flash games.
Don't tell me they sell for more than a buck.
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