Bad Apple Mafia - Mafia Victory

Why am I not surprised that you're going to bundle Khaini and I in baseless accusation? You're accusing both the remaining cop and the doctor to try and get them both lynched. Perfect scenario for you, I'd imagine, if we both were killed.

The only reason why I investigated you was because you dismissed Khaini's help towards the town. He pushed the Words lynch, while you were wiffle waffling (sorry just wanted to use that phrase ) all over the shop being indecisive. I suggested Holy investigate one of three people, and the only reason why I chose you over Khaini was because your arguments were much more feeble.

More baseless accusations around circular logic. Your theory had no basis for proving anything, and until I see some proof, I'm not even going to bother trying to refute that. No point refuting something that has a lack of evidence to support it.

I have no reason to entice you not to vote for me. If, no, when I am lynched, we will see the truth. And you will be in the the deep end regardless.

Who in their right mind is going to believe "I'm not a mafia member!" If we could all say that, we wouldn't be playing the game, now would we? Why would you believe that Holypie "must have" investigated you if you were not already suspicious? Why are you trying to bring the dead back to life?

Oh wow, more baseless accusations.

"Not an OMGUS", then claims that baseless accusations are "pure logic" when he himself admits he has no evidence against it.

I honestly hope I'm not going to fall to that.

Now you're just attacking me.

I'm done refuting myself against you. I, like you, am more than happy to die for the town because I am innocent, and I have evidence against you. No matter what, you will be lynched, and whether it will be today, or tomorrow, I'm happy that I got a mafia out.

Did you all realize the change in Kyra's tone? Her tone is getting more and more scummy, in my opinion, as compared to the day before. While I, have been always in that tone.

Yeah, you asked Holypie to choose me, but before he could post here, he got killed by you and Khaini. So, your point being?

I've said the theory from the start. It's quite obvious when two people are killed at night instead of one. Surely one cop is lying, and now since Holypie's dead, you are the one.

I admit I do have a lot of baseless accusations, but I can see that you have a lot yourself too. The "You're a bad, BAAADDD apple" is obviously one baseless accusation.

Why bring a dead person back to life? Because HE's the ONLY person who knows my innocence, other than Maspan and myself. I have no proof besides that, and of course, people will suspect me even more.

The people can see for themselves, either I'm lying or you're lying. So since I'm telling the truth, you're lying. But obviously you wouldn't say so, because you're the mafia! CJ had his point the other day before he died, where he suspected you're the mafia, because you told the whole world that CJ's green and an apple. Hahaha, wow, another cooked-up story, I believe.

I'm not attacking you, and anyway if I did, you deserved it, because you're the one who started it.

I'm done defending myself, let the public decide and see for themselves. Once they see my role PM, they will ultimately lynch you, mafia. If not, I feel bad for the Town for believing a mafia cop.

[EDIT]
Just a fair warning to all, Khaini may or may not be the mafia. I believe he is, but there's a slight chance he's not. Kyra is 100% the mafia, though. And I feel "wow-ed" by her acting throughout these days.

Before I get lynched, I will write a farewell post, just to say goodbye all. I won't blame you all for lynching me, after all, you have to right to judge me. I sincerely hope the Town wins.

And Kyra, do treat this as just a game too I did not get offended. On the contrary, I'm having more fun

I believe either everyone will lynch me (90% possibility), or they will lynch the guilty Kyra (10% possibility), so I'll just pray for the best, if not prepare for the worst.

Kyra you're an insane cop because there is no way Luv is mafia.But you know what go ahead and lynch an innocent townie and waste another day and let the mafia win.

Kyra you're an insane cop because there is no way Luv is mafia.But you know what go ahead and lynch an innocent townie and waste another day and let the mafia win.

She is might be, but I really need you to explain yourself: Why should the Town lynch you first?

Did you all realize the change in Kyra's tone? Her tone is getting more and more scummy, in my opinion, as compared to the day before. While I, have always in that tone.

I had the same tone the day previous getting fed up with you. No difference right now, though I am having more fun with it so good work :p

Yeah, you asked Holypie to choose me, but before he could post here, he got killed by you and Khaini. So, your point being?

My point being that your entire theory rests on the fact that I (and Khaini) am mafia.

"I am mafia, therefore I am mafia." That's the flaw I've been trying to point out in all of your accusations so far, even in previous days.

Bringing up the dead as a counter, or the God himself, is not a defense.

I've said the theory from the start. It's quite obvious when two people are killed at night instead of one. Surely one cop is lying, and now since Holypie's dead, you are the one.

We've already outed the serial killer... Mafia can only kill one a night. That proves nothing that I am mafia, or as you claim, a "mafia cop". If you're doubting that I am a cop why claim that I'm a role cop...?

I admit I do have a lot of baseless accusations, but I can see that you have a lot yourself too. The "You're a bad, BAAADDD apple" is obviously one baseless accusation.

I make no baseless accusations from quoting my flavour PM.

Because apparently responding to insults (and being offended by them, what a surprise :o) becomes a change in tone, I've removed my non-helpful responses.

(A shame there's no insta-lynch at majority, I would have loved to go out crazy by voting for myself, seems dramatic and fun )

EDIT: [MENTION=7423]TheBirds[/MENTION]; If it means that Holypie was also insane/paranoid, then you'll have to watch out for Olsi. I stand by my decision, however, and am happy to be lynched if I am wrong, for it means I've still (technically) outed a mafia (bucket list >:3).

/that's permission to lynch/kill moi, I'll die a happy apple. Or should I say... a happle? Happly? HAPPILY.

I wasn't protected last night by the way, so yeah. Coulda killed either of us.

also, I suggest telling the town why Luv has no way of being mafia. I'm still open to proving his innocence and my insanity. Regardless, I have a hit and a miss, my job is done >:O

productive edit 2: Luv, why'd you agree that I'm an insane cop if you've been accusing me of mafia? The insane cop would make more sense to me, but pomegranate's been flying out the window so...

non-productive edit 3: just saw the farewell edit Luv, jesus

If I had emphasised the luvxkyra fluff earlier, this could have gone down as one of the most tragic love stories in SP mafia

I had the same tone the day previous getting fed up with you. No difference right now, though I am having more fun with it so good work :p

My point being that your entire theory rests on the fact that I (and Khaini) am mafia.

"I am mafia, therefore I am mafia." That's the flaw I've been trying to point out in all of your accusations so far, even in previous days.

Bringing up the dead as a counter, or the God himself, is not a defense.

We've already outed the serial killer... Mafia can only kill one a night. That proves nothing that I am mafia, or as you claim, a "mafia cop". If you're doubting that I am a cop why claim that I'm a role cop...?

I make no baseless accusations from quoting my flavour PM.

Because apparently responding to insults (and being offended by them, what a surprise :o) becomes a change in tone, I've removed my non-helpful responses.

(A shame there's no insta-lynch at majority, I would have loved to go out crazy by voting for myself, seems dramatic and fun )

EDIT: TheBirds; If it means that Holypie was also insane/paranoid, then you'll have to watch out for Olsi. I stand by my decision, however, and am happy to be lynched if I am wrong, for it means I've still (technically) outed a mafia (bucket list >:3).

Okay, forget about the whole theory. It's just gonna make it worse.

The point is now that you're pushing others into believing that I'm the mafia, and that's what the real mafia does. If you're not the mafia, I believe you will just suspect me like usual (Using a different tone)

You claim to use the same tone, when in fact, I can see that it's a different tone. The sense of scuminess is pretty obvious here. (Not to say I don't sound scummy, but I've been always like that)

I don't believe we have outed the serial killer. The worm is just the start, there is still the ROBIN. I can't see where has CJ utilized his power in the night, in my opinion.

Oh really? Your flavour PM must have been wrong then. I can quote mine too if you want, but it's forbidden, so I'll just paraphrase it here. I don't have any powers, I'm just a normal Golden Delicious apple named Goldy Goodwife.

I just wish I could kill myself just to prove my innocence immediately.

[EDIT]
Whoops, my bad, I don't think you're an insane cop. I doubt that. It's a possibility, but because you did this at the start, I believe you're the mafia more.

If I had emphasised the luvxkyra fluff earlier, this could have gone down as one of the most tragic love stories in SP mafia

Indeed. Romeo and Juliet-esque

Apples can't seem to work together, so horrible. And the smartest of the bunch was killed early because the doctor was too busy trying to play mind games. Shame.

Apples can't seem to work together, so horrible. And the smartest of the bunch was killed early because the doctor was too busy trying to play mind games. Shame.

And you're still not explaining why should we lynch you. I'm getting frustrated at you, seriously.

Niernen;

Dude, you don't look nearly bad as I do. I got misleading information on the first night; VerrKol/Meta (can't remember which one was green VerrKol was a granny smith) was likely being eaten by Chaotic, so I saw Chaotic as a green apple because he was already being eaten. It also explains the lack of alignment information I got, since Chaoti is neutral and especially since I got a hit today.

You've been on the more helpful side so I don't think you're very scummy.

Not sure how true this is as it could be possible under CJ's role. For now I'll hold off since I also think LuvDWayULie is a more worthy canidate. I would have perfered you investigated [MENTION=7423]TheBirds[/MENTION]; so we can see his power. If you really are a cop, and don't get killed, please investigate him. If LuvDWayULie is innocent, and we make it through the night, you will get revenge lynched though, so be prepared.

[MENTION=4235]KhainiWest[/MENTION]; good job letting a cop die

Still catching up on page 25-26, but [MENTION=8192]LuvDWayULie[/MENTION]; I noticed you just parroted my reasons of Kyrasti and Khanini being mafia on page 25, but didn't add anything or explain why.

[MENTION=7423]TheBirds[/MENTION]; Thats, your words have been so insightful

The point is now that you're pushing others into believing that I'm the mafia, and that's what the real mafia does. If you're not the mafia, I believe you will just suspect me like usual (Using a different tone)

It's also what a cop's meant to do if they get a hit, so unless I'm insane (and by default, Holypie, as we both got the same read on Olsi), I'm still gonna push for it. I'm still waiting for [MENTION=7423]TheBirds[/MENTION]; to tell me why you absolutely cannot be mafia. I only suspected you before because I had no basis of proof to confirm that you're mafia, which is what I believe have been doing.

You claim to use the same tone, when in fact, I can see that it's a different tone. The sense of scuminess is pretty obvious here. (Not to say I don't sound scummy, but I've been always like that)

Just want to clarify so we're on the same page, I meant I used the same tone when I was getting fed up with you. I probably just get offended too easily and it shows.

I can see why I'd be scummy from that, I don't deny that.

I don't believe we have outed the serial killer. The worm is just the start, there is still the ROBIN. I can't see where has CJ utilized his power in the night, in my opinion.

It would be pretty befitting to have the Robin (be) TheBird(s) (geddit geddit actually it worked better in my head) and imply that once he's lynched, nobody else can die. But that's not the name of the game, we're not playing Bad Apple Lyncher, after all...

I just wish I could kill myself just to prove my innocence immediately.

You and me both, dude.

Whoops, my bad, Kyra isn't an insane cop. I doubt that.

Glad we got that out of the way. edit2: actually I'm curious, why do you think that's the case?

EDIT:

Not sure how true this is as it could be possible under CJ's role. For now I'll hold off since I also think LuvDWayULie is a more worthy canidate. I would have perfered you investigated TheBirds; so we can see his power. If you really are a cop, and don't get killed, please investigate him.

KhainiWest; good job letting a cop die

Still catching up on page 25-26

I meant Verr being eaten, and Chaotic being 'inside' Verr, like the creep I am.

I am the cop, and since confirming it will mean I'm dead, we're in a bit of a pickle jam here.

It's also what a cop's meant to do if they get a hit, so unless I'm insane (and by default, Holypie, as we both got the same read on Olsi), I'm still gonna push for it. I'm still waiting for @TheBirds to tell me why you absolutely cannot be mafia. I only suspected you before because I had no basis of proof to confirm that you're mafia, which is what I believe have been doing.

Just want to clarify so we're on the same page, I meant I used the same tone when I was getting fed up with you. I probably just get offended too easily and it shows.

I can see why I'd be scummy from that, I don't deny that.

It would be pretty befitting to have the Robin (be) TheBird(s) (geddit geddit actually it worked better in my head) and imply that once he's lynched, nobody else can die. But that's not the name of the game, we're not playing Bad Apple Lyncher, after all...

You and me both, dude.

Glad we got that out of the way.

EDIT:


I meant Verr being eaten, and Chaotic being 'inside' Verr, like the creep I am.

I am the cop, and since confirming it will mean I'm dead, we're in a bit of a pickle here.

Hmm, never mind. Just let it be. I'll be lynched for today. ALL VOTE FOR ME PLEASE AND THANK YOU

Then we shall see what happens next. I just want to clear my innocence and just let it be.

And you're still not explaining why should we lynch you. I'm getting frustrated at you, seriously.

Because I rather die than you my lover.

Okay, basically caught up. Mostly just @LuvDWayULie and @Kyrasti; bickering. One of them is probably mafia, not sure who. TheBirds still has done nothing for the town. At this point, it almost looks like he is voting for himself because he know it will make others avoid voteing for him, I really wish we had gotten an investigation on him. And If [MENTION=4235]KhainiWest[/MENTION]; is the doctor, he is not doing a good job, he should have protected Holypie after what CJ revealed with his death. Its still early in the day, so @Shidoshi and [MENTION=10466]CakesXD[/MENTION]; may not have had to reply. Still, it does not look good for us townapples.

Also, I'm on vacation, so probably will only be replying in the morning and night

What.

Just.

Pomegranate?

I think it's time to reread...

rrgh, mindgames, impatience, impatience, mindgames and some more impatience

[MENTION=7423]TheBirds[/MENTION]; if you're seriously adamant on saving Luv you better damn well tell the town why

[MENTION=8192]LuvDWayULie[/MENTION]; tree damn it this is turning into an anime, so

"don't be like that (senpai)! fight for your life!" -blushu-

And dude, if you are innocent, sorry. I can't just ignore what I've got, since that's the only thing I can confirm true to me.

(if this was romeo and juliet, who's paris or whatever his name is?)

massive lulz when Maspan reveals that we were Random Cops pending >_>

EDIT: oh pomegranate, it just got real

and that means I'm paris

whyyyy

I really wish we had gotten an investigation on him.

Just FYI, xBTAx said he watched me for a night and saw me doing nothing.

Just FYI, xBTAx said he watched me for a night and saw me doing nothing.

xBTAx only watches people, while an investigation would give information into who they are aligned towards. It would give us more information on if you're worth lynching. You either:

A) Have an insta-win for the mafia or something that will seriously help them.
B) Have a revenge kill set up and want to die so that you can kill whoever you want to kill while circumventing us entirely. Since you've been pretty inactive until now I wouldn't be surprised if this were the right answer. May be why you're defending LuvDWayULie so much, as they're your revenge taker-outer (As in they need to be alive for it to work).
C) Are Neutral, who wins by being lynched.

Kyra you're an insane cop because there is no way Luv is mafia.But you know what go ahead and lynch an innocent townie and waste another day and let the mafia win.

Explanations would be nice. About 97.5% sure that you're just making pomegranate up so that people will lynch you. The more you post while proving nothing is just more reason to not lynch you. If you're truly neutral, there's absolutely no point in us caring about you and you've failed.

Have a revenge kill set up and want to die so that you can kill whoever you want to kill while circumventing us entirely. Since you've been pretty inactive until now I wouldn't be surprised if this were the right answer. May be why you're defending LuvDWayULie so much, as they're your revenge taker-outer (As in they need to be alive for it to work).

Good show ol' chap. As I said he is my lover and hell hath no fury like a femapple scorned.

Good show ol' chap. As I said he is my lover and hell hath no fury like a femapple scorned.

So why exactly should we lynch you then? Why don't you just give us a logical argument on who you think is worth lynching instead?

Just FYI, xBTAx said he watched me for a night and saw me doing nothing.

That doesn't mean much if your power is lynched based, now does it? But thanks.

Everything's going wrong and I'm way too confused. Pomegranate, today might even be LyLo. Didn't you guys even consider this? Today being LyLo? Do you even know what LyLo is?

I'm panicking. Am I the only one panicking? I know nothing. NOTHING.

LuvD which seemed like just a newbie townie suddenly turns into a newbie mafia? Words looked way scummier than LuvD. I trust Kyra's results, although Kyra's results go crazy sometimes, being indefinite in the first day and definite in the other days. Was it because of CJ being third party? That's why it wasn't clear? So is Kyra actually a normal cop, as HolyPie was? And suddenly suspicions on Khaini are gone? Or yet, his previous offenders have yet to post?

FOR MOMMA TREE, I DON'T KNOW.

And then there's Birds, being a misleading pomegranate and repeating nonsense. xBtax could not make anything of it, Khaini concurs with Kyra, which was only to be expected, Niernen and Polantaris are yet to make a decision. We still have to hear from Corn, Cakes, Olsi and Shidoshi.

I just... Ugh.

Ok, I have to remain calm.

Shidoshi was busy (I still think he's mafia), TheBirds I don't know, Cakes busy, Olsi is busy, LuvD is mafia apparently, Kyra is townie, Khaini is townie, Polantaris townie, Niernen not so sure cause pineapple there can't be only 3 mafia left, Corn I don't know, xBtax is townie. If in this game the mafia just happens to be the AFKs I'll be extremely pissed off.

UGH.

GODDAMNIT.

I'll wait for the others to post. While that, I'm going to reread. Again.

Edit: No. There can't be that many investigative roles, can be? So many role claims, TOO many role claims. And from what I can see, you guys love a roleclaim gambit. And why isn't Khaini dead? You'd think the mafia would kill the doctor first. Who did Khaini protect anyway, IF he protected anyone at all?

WHERE ARE MY READING POWERS

UGH

Edit: TheBirds just won 1000 points on my score because of epic reference. Just saying.