Would you break a puppy's neck for 0$?

That puppy.
they would be the most innocent things in the world. I'm talking about the most adorable puppy that everyone would love. You'd just want to cuddle it in your arms. It'd be that puppy that no one can resist. Just the mere sight of it would make you all warm and fuzzy inside.

The money.
Nothing.

So, WOULD YOU KINDLY break that puppy's neck?

Damn right I would.

Damn right I would.

Yes.

[COLOR="Red"]No.

I would love him, and kiss him, and hug him, and...[/COLOR]

Yes. It's not rape if he's dead.

I hate feeling warm and fuzzy inside.

If it touched me inappropriately, yes. But I'd much prefer drowning it...

I'd be glad to break the neck of the first person who breaks the puppys neck.

I challenge you to a duel then. You chose weapon and distance.

Ya, probably.

I'd break the neck of everyone making these "would you?" threads.

What's the point of breaking the neck when you get no money from it. No, I would keep the dog, and if it starts pissin on everything i'd sell it for money.

Get rid of it and get more money than I would have if I killed it.

a puppy as in a girl
and break its neck as in *insert something very sexual here*

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Such a thing cannot be allowed to exist. I shall do it. For great justice!

What's the point of breaking the neck when you get no money from it. No, I would keep the dog, and if it starts pissin on everything i'd sell it for money.

Get rid of it and get more money than I would have if I killed it.

Because I said "Would you kindly."

because i said "would you kindly."

oh sh(it, HELLO THERE FELLOW BIOSHOCK LOVER!

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