Corrupt a wish thread!

I wish I could sleep whenever I wanted for however long I wanted.

You are able to, but then you have such bad dreams that you never ever want to sleep again.

I wish I would never feel tired.

You are able to, but then you have such bad dreams that you never ever want to sleep again.

I wish I would never feel tired.

Granted, you never feel tired, but you still suffer from the other effects whenever you would be tired.

I wish I could control the weather.

Granted, you never feel tired, but you still suffer from the other effects whenever you would be tired.

I wish I could control the weather.

Granted, but you can only do it once.

I wish I could flawlessly study/work while asleep for at least 12 hours each day without getting tired or dying.

Granted, but you can only do it once.

I wish I could flawlessly study/work while asleep for at least 12 hours each day without getting tired or dying.

Granted but people find out and force you to participate in all sorts of terrible experiments.

I wish I could do with only five hours of sleep each night without suffering from any side effects.

I wish I could do with only five hours of sleep each night without suffering from any side effects.

The wish is granted, but then you are completely unable to fall asleep ever again.

I wish for some snacks

The wish is granted, but then you are completely unable to fall asleep ever again.

I wish for some snacks

Granted, but you stay hungry after eating them.

I wish for a 99.95 ATAR. (Australian University Entrance thingo, highest mark possible)

Granted, but you stay hungry after eating them.

I wish for a 99.95 ATAR. (Australian University Entrance thingo, highest mark possible)

Granted. But you have to move away from Aussie land due to a plague. Your mark means nothing elsewhere in the world.

I wish I could stay up-to-date with technological advances.

I wish I could stay up-to-date with technological advances.

Granted, you are always up-to-date with them, but does not mean you can afford them, and that saddens you to the core and you wilt under the frustration.

I wish for some uninterrupted sleep

Granted, you are always up-to-date with them, but does not mean you can afford them, and that saddens you to the core and you wilt under the frustration.

I wish for some uninterrupted sleep

Granted. You sleep uninterrupted for 40 years.

I wish for good eyesight.

I wish for good eyesight.

You have good eyesight now, but somehow it strains your eyes and eventually you go blind.

I wish I would be immune to injuries.

You have good eyesight now, but somehow it strains your eyes and eventually you go blind.

I wish I would be immune to injuries.

Granted. You die of old age the next day.

I wish dogs could speak English.

Granted. You die of old age the next day.

I wish dogs could speak English.

Granted, but they won't shut up.

I wish to have implausible fencing powers.

I wish to have implausible fencing powers.

For the wish to be granted, you go through Power-Upgrading Deformation and eventually, you die.

I wish to have good food.

Granted, but I don't know what you consider good food so I just give you whatever I think is good food but you don't like it and you don't eat it.

I wish for courage.

Granted, but I don't know what you consider good food so I just give you whatever I think is good food but you don't like it and you don't eat it.

I wish for courage.

this is who you become.



I wish i had a pet kitten

this is who you become.



I wish i had a pet kitten

you get a pet kitten, but as it starts developing claws it scratches everything it can find, including your throat in the night

i wish i knew everything possible (if that makes sense)

i wish i knew everything possible (if that makes sense)

You get assassinated by the NSA because that's their job.

I wish to go to outer space.

You get assassinated by the NSA because that's their job.

I wish to go to outer space.

you get lost in space like in gravity and float around pointlessly until you starve to death

i wish i could go back in time

you get lost in space like in gravity and float around pointlessly until you starve to death

i wish i could go back in time

Granted, but you kill your baby self by accident and dissapear into a black hole.

I wish to be able to give perfect presentations without any rehearsals.

I wish to be able to give perfect presentations without any rehearsals.

Granted, but then you wake up to find out it was all a dream, tough luck.

I wish I had a submerging castle.