Corrupt a wish thread!

I wish to mentally travel back in time to when I was five, while obviously keeping all my current thoughts and memories.

Granted, and so you are a genius, but then as age and everything catches back up to you, you break under the pressure to keep up the pace.

I wish I had more than 24 hours to spend each day.

Granted, and so you are a genius, but then as age and everything catches back up to you, you break under the pressure to keep up the pace.

I wish I had more than 24 hours to spend each day.

Granted, days now last forever and everyone dies of fatigue or something.

I wish I had a wish.

Granted, days now last forever and everyone dies of fatigue or something.

I wish I had a wish.

Granted, but it's a very lame wish.

I wish I had perfect vision in the dark as long as my eyes aren't closed and that the control of my eye movements stays the same as it is now.

Granted, but it's a very lame wish.

I wish I had perfect vision in the dark as long as my eyes aren't closed and that the control of my eye movements stays the same as it is now.

Granted, your eyes melt after your first attempt at using your new power.

I wish there was no such thing as lag.

I wish there was no such thing as lag.

Granted, and now instead of lag, people will face a mushroom cloud explosion from their hardware.

I wish I can play games better.

Granted, and now instead of lag, people will face a mushroom cloud explosion from their hardware.

I wish I can play games better.

Granted. You become SUPER competitive and a sore loser and become super cocky when you win. This leads to people to leave you and you spend the rest of your days alone.

I wish twitch plays pokemon would die out already.

Granted. You become SUPER competitive and a sore loser and become super cocky when you win. This leads to people to leave you and you spend the rest of your days alone.

I wish twitch plays pokemon would die out already.

Granted, now everyone is obsessed with Twitch plays Fire Emblem which creates even more memes and has even more people fighting over decisions.

I wish Twitch would play Fire Emblem.

Granted, now everyone is obsessed with Twitch plays Fire Emblem which creates even more memes and has even more people fighting over decisions.

I wish Twitch would play Fire Emblem.

Granted, no one cares and you're the only one giving instructions or whatever way it works.

I wish Dota 2 games in the morning weren't so bad.

Granted, no one cares and you're the only one giving instructions or whatever way it works.

I wish Dota 2 games in the morning weren't so bad.

Granted, now they're the best Dota 2 games ever but for some reason you're always asleep when they're happening.

I wish I could stop biting my nails.

Granted, now they're the best Dota 2 games ever but for some reason you're always asleep when they're happening.

I wish I could stop biting my nails.

Granted. You lose your nails and teeth, permanently.

I wish for a loli harem.

I wish for a loli harem.

Granted, and then you get the Nice Boat ending, nice job breaking it, hero!

I wish I could Suplex a phantom train.

Granted, and then you get the Nice Boat ending, nice job breaking it, hero!

I wish I could Suplex a phantom train.

Granted, but you can only do it once and then feel tired for the rest of your life.

I wish my clothes would iron and store themselves properly after washing without me having to do anything.

I wish my clothes would iron and store themselves properly after washing without me having to do anything.

Granted, but because they know not how or when to stop ironing, they set themselves on fire and store themselves and sets everything on fire!

I wish earth would change into the World of Ruin... just for a little bit.

Granted, but because they know not how or when to stop ironing, they set themselves on fire and store themselves and sets everything on fire!

I wish earth would change into the World of Ruin... just for a little bit.

Granted. For one yoctosecond.

I wish for the power to conquer the world.

Sekai Seifuku!

Granted. For one yoctosecond.

I wish for the power to conquer the world.

Sekai Seifuku!

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Granted, but your conquering results in the deaths of 99% of all living things on earth, regardless of how you use your powers.

I wish for fitting background music for everything in reality.

Granted, but your conquering results in the deaths of 99% of all living things on earth, regardless of how you use your powers.

I wish for fitting background music for everything in reality.

Granted and it's awesome, but you go deaf.

I wish I was a bit taller.

Granted and it's awesome, but you go deaf.

I wish I was a bit taller.

Granted, but somehow all doorways shrink to the point that you're constantly hitting your head on them.

I wish for unicorns.

Granted, but somehow all doorways shrink to the point that you're constantly hitting your head on them.

I wish for unicorns.

Granted, unicorns descend upon earth in a giant rainbow-themed spaceship. Glitter rains down from the heavens! However, humans carry a virus that is extremely fatal to the unicorn species and the entire population within the space ship is eradicated within five minutes of contacting humans. Good job on killing the unicorns, yo.

I wish to have a puppy that doesn't poop inside the house immediately after being taken out.

Granted, unicorns descend upon earth in a giant rainbow-themed spaceship. Glitter rains down from the heavens! However, humans carry a virus that his extremely fatal to the unicorn species and the entire population within the space ship is eradicated within five minutes of contacting humans. Good job on killing the unicorns, yo.

I wish to have a puppy that doesn't poop inside the house immediately after being taken out.

Granted, now the puppy poops inside the house immediately before being taken out.

I wish people had to pay me $100 to make wishes.

Granted, now the puppy poops inside the house immediately before being taken out.

I wish people had to pay me $100 to make wishes.

Granted, you get robbed and die when a robbery goes wrong.

I wish I could sleep whenever I wanted for however long I wanted.