Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but because of how similar you are to the Cannoneer, you remain single for the rest of your life.

I wish for instant teleportation abilities.

Granted, but you always end up at the wrong destination.

I wish for super-human strength

Granted, but you always end up at the wrong destination.

I wish for super-human strength

Granted, but your body can't handle it and you slowly and painfully die away.

I wish I had more friends who played Dota2.

Granted, but they feed for several minutes without buying items before ragequitting.

I wish for efficient multitasking skills.

Granted, but they feed for several minutes without buying items before ragequitting.

I wish for efficient multitasking skills.

granted. but now you can't live without doing at least 2 things at once and it drives you insane.

I wish for perfect vision

granted. but now you can't live without doing at least 2 things at once and it drives you insane.

I wish for perfect vision

Granted, but you have to wear glasses constantly for the rest of your live.

I wish for silence.

Granted, but you have to wear glasses constantly for the rest of your live.

I wish for silence.

Granted. you're now permanently deaf.

I wish for more wishes

Granted. you're now permanently deaf.

I wish for more wishes

Granted. but each time you get a new wish you must wish your last wish.
I wish for cheaper train tickets.

Granted. but each time you get a new wish you must wish your last wish.
I wish for cheaper train tickets.

Granted. They are 3 cents cheaper and you must have exact change.

I wish for a new pair of Reebok Princess shoes, the original leather kind, size 6.5W.

Granted. They are 3 cents cheaper and you must have exact change.

I wish for a new pair of Reebok Princess shoes, the original leather kind, size 6.5W.

granted. But you notice you are allergic to the fabric and your feet swell up.
i wish that my neighboars have a big swimming pool made of gold
and filled up with clean non toxic or deadly water, and that has a lader so that you can leave ( no sims death)

granted. But you notice you are allergic to the fabric and your feet swell up.
i wish that my neighboars have a big swimming pool made of gold
and filled up with clean non toxic or deadly water, and that has a lader so that you can leave ( no sims death)

Granted. But you're never allowed to use it. Only to gaze upon it.

I wish I had a normal sleeping schedule.

Granted. But you're never allowed to use it. Only to gaze upon it.

I wish I had a normal sleeping schedule.

Granted, you get a normal sleeping schedule BUT you can only maintain this if you dance the caramel dance in wallmart every day and sing the song over the intercom ar rush hour....this dosnt even make sense but seems extremely fun to watch

i wish to enjoy 2x exp/drop events from nexon while maintaining enough sleep at night and winouth moving away. ( europe time/check mate)

Granted, you get a normal sleeping schedule BUT you can only maintain this if you dance the caramel dance in wallmart every day and sing the song over the intercom ar rush hour....this dosnt even make sense but seems extremely fun to watch

i wish to enjoy 2x exp/drop events from nexon while maintaining enough sleep at night and winouth moving away. ( europe time/check mate)

Granted, you finally get over the game

I wish my dreams to stop being so disturbing.

Granted, you finally get over the game

I wish my dreams to stop being so disturbing.

Granted, they are now extemly boring.

I wish I had full control over my dreams and could actually remember them for as long as I wanted.

Granted, they are now extemly boring.

I wish I had full control over my dreams and could actually remember them for as long as I wanted.

Granted, but your imagination dries up and your dreams become extremely boring.

I wish you all a happy Valentine's Day.

Granted, but your imagination dries up and your dreams become extremely boring.

I wish you all a happy Valentine's Day.

Granted, but we are all so happy we don't have the time to post on SP anymore.

I wish that everyone could have free, high quality education.

Granted, but we are all so happy we don't have the time to post on SP anymore.

I wish that everyone could have free, high quality education.

Granted. But everyone has a high level of education the only job you can get is a janitor at a taco bell

I wish I was a shooting star

I wish I was a shooting star

Granted, and then you explode at some point, causing a chain of explosions, and it expands and before we know it, the universe and everything all explodes into nothingness, the end.

I wish it was not busy at the stores so I could get some discounted chocolates today.

Granted, and then you explode at some point, causing a chain of explosions, and it expands and before we know it, the universe and everything all explodes into nothingness, the end.

I wish it was not busy at the stores so I could get some discounted chocolates today.

Granted, you're the last person on earth.

I wish I could be a cat.

Granted, you're the last person on earth.

I wish I could be a cat.

Granted. You get run over by a truck. Nine times.

I wish people could enjoy Valentines day with their waifus.

Granted. You get run over by a truck. Nine times.

I wish people could enjoy Valentines day with their waifus.

granted. everyone is out with their waifus, and you're all alone. you become depressed and eventually spiral into insanity.

I wish I had all the knowledge in the world