Can you make the perfect "Would you..." thread?

so there is an erupting trend in the funhouse of making these threads, and I'm challenging everyone here to attempt to make a debatable thread where the vote for "would you kill..." is 50/50. So far all the threads are very one-sided

My try: Would you run over a puppy for 200$?

Would you kill Fiel if you could get real life god mode?

Would you end these threads for the humanity of SP which will then get overrun by Basil?

Mine is actually pretty half and half at the moment.

Would you rub my cock if I gave you 1 dollar?

Would you stop making these threads?

Would you would you would you?

Would you stop making these threads?

This.

Would you stop making these threads?

Second.

Here is the perfect "would you" thread....


[SIZE="7"]WOULD YOU STOP MAKING THESE STUPID THREADS?[/SIZE]

Here is the perfect "would you" thread....


[SIZE="7"]WOULD YOU STOP MAKING THESE STUPID THREADS?[/SIZE]

Third.

Here is the perfect "would you" thread....


[SIZE="7"]WOULD YOU STOP MAKING THESE STUPID THREADS?[/SIZE]

I second this again.