Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted but but they get viruses that make the devices unusable

I wish I could see my brother more.

Granted. You are now both joined at the hip. Literally.

I wish to succeed in all my endeavors

Granted but you soon realize that your endeavors are pointless and that succeeding or not doesn't make a difference.

I wish I could eat healthy and tasty food without ever having to cook.

Granted but you soon realize that your endeavors are pointless and that succeeding or not doesn't make a difference.

I wish I could eat healthy and tasty food without ever having to cook.

Granted. You have your own personal chef. But you're so picky with your food that he gets pissed and poisons you.


I wish I was death

Granted. You have your own personal chef. But you're so picky with your food that he gets pissed and poisons you.


I wish I was death

Granted, but you end up killing everyone you care about.

I wish for an infinite supply of candy.

Granted, but you end up killing everyone you care about.

I wish for an infinite supply of candy.

Granted. Diabeetus.

I wish I was self-sufficient

Granted. Diabeetus.

I wish I was self-sufficient

Congradulations you're now a tree.
I wish I had a better toaster.

Congradulations you're now a tree.
I wish I had a better toaster.

Granted, it's perfect but only when others use it. And you die.

I wish I could meet certain people in real life.

Granted, it's perfect but only when others use it. And you die.

I wish I could meet certain people in real life.

You can meet them but you hate eachother.

I wish I could perfectly tame any animal.

You can meet them but you hate eachother.

I wish I could perfectly tame any animal.

Granted but they can't defend you when faced with another animal.

[Insert wish here] was granted, however, [insert wish corruption here].

I wish there was a wish to corrupt!

Granted but no one can read it.

I wish I was smarter.

Granted but no one can read it.

I wish I was smarter.

Granted. You become too smart. You're constantly using very scientific words for even the simplest of things and people start to hate you for it.

I wish I was Megamind!

I wish I was Megamind!

Granted, but only for a millisecond.

I wish I learned how to use photoshop.

Granted, but only for a millisecond.

I wish I learned how to use photoshop.

Granted but every computer dies and you can't use it.

I wish I never had to pee.

Granted but every computer dies and you can't use it.

I wish I never had to pee.

Granted. Now instead of having to pee, you have to vomit all the waste products of your body.

I wish I was the luckiest man alive.

I wish I was the luckiest man alive.

Granted. You're also the only human alive.

I wish fighting temptation counted as exercise.

Granted. You're also the only human alive.

I wish fighting temptation counted as exercise.

Granted, but it tires you so much that even walking to your kitchen feels like climbing a mountain.

I wish the zipper on my coat wasn't broken.

Granted, the jacket is caught on fire which magically fixes the zipper but destroys the rest.

I wish people wouldn't quote me in this thread.

Granted. they quote you in every other thread except this one. For no reason at all.

I wish for a talking monkey.

I wish for a talking monkey.

Granted, but because of how similar you are to the Cannoneer, you remain single for the rest of your life.

I wish for instant teleportation abilities.