Corrupt a wish thread!

They do but because I have no idea what they I assume they're toasters. Congradulations you now have a self aware toaster (be careful it's learning).

I want a $5 gift card to Tim Hortons

Granted. It expired last year.

I wish for omnipotence and omnipresence.

Omnipotence and Omnipresence granted. However, you suffer a case of Bruce Almighty and just cannot handle it, dood.

I wish I had more people to play with on my online board game client.

Omnipotence and Omnipresence granted. However, you suffer a case of Bruce Almighty and just cannot handle it, dood.

I wish I had more people to play with on my online board game client.

Granted, but they get bored and die.

I wish I could come up with better ways to corrupt wishes other than dying.

Granted, but they get bored and die.

I wish I could come up with better ways to corrupt wishes other than dying.

Granted, but you die from the sheer brilliance of your new ideas.

I wish for a cute, young maid that would listen to my orders.

Granted. You have a cute young maid who listens, but doesn't understand.

I wish to have read, and remember, all the books I want to read but have no time for.

Granted. You have a cute young maid who listens, but doesn't understand.

I wish to have read, and remember, all the books I want to read but have no time for.

Granted, but your eyesight becomes terrible.

I wish for ninja powers.

Granted, but your eyesight becomes terrible.

I wish for ninja powers.

Granted. More skillful Ninjas will chase you for the rest of your life till they kill you.

I wish for a new pair of shoes that fit my feet and won't get ruined or cause me or anyone close to me pain. And they won't run away either.

Granted. More skillful Ninjas will chase you for the rest of your life till they kill you.

I wish for a new pair of shoes that fit my feet and won't get ruined or cause me or anyone close to me pain. And they won't run away either.

Granted, but the don't match ANY of your outfits.

I wish I was immortal

Granted, but the don't match ANY of your outfits.

I wish I was immortal

Granted but you still age at a normal rate which means you're stuck with all problems the elderly have to deal with eventually.

I wish for a treasure chest and the matching key.

Granted but you still age at a normal rate which means you're stuck with all problems the elderly have to deal with eventually.

I wish for a treasure chest and the matching key.

Granted, but when you open the chest, there'll be another smaller chest inside it that you need a different key for

I wish for a pomegrate cluster bomb

Granted, but when you open the chest, there'll be another smaller chest inside it that you need a different key for

I wish for a pomegrate cluster bomb

Granted. You blow yourself up.

I wish i was a Disney villain

Granted. You blow yourself up.

I wish i was a Disney villain

Granted, you end up like a typical dead villan in fairytale endings

I wish for a hot shower

Granted, you end up like a typical dead villan in fairytale endings

I wish for a hot shower

Granted. It is so hot you get 4th degree burns on 99% of your body.

I wish for better endings in all these romance novels/manga I read.

Granted. It is so hot you get 4th degree burns on 99% of your body.

I wish for better endings in all these romance novels/manga I read.

Granted, they end up having really sappy/corny endings that you can't handle

I wish for freedom

Granted, they end up having really sappy/corny endings that you can't handle

I wish for freedom

Granted. you move to america, get hit by tornadoes hurricanes, earthquakes and become incredibly fat.

I wish I was a professor at Hogwarts.

Granted. you move to america, get hit by tornadoes hurricanes, earthquakes and become incredibly fat.

I wish I was a professor at Hogwarts.

Granted, but it isn't a real job because Hogwarts doesn't exist and you starve to death.

I wish I could talk with animals.

I wish I could talk with animals.

You can now, however, after speaking to animals for a long time, you lose your sense of humanity and become one with the animals where eventually you are hunted down, and then experimented on for countless hours until your death trying to replicate your ability to talk to animals.

I wish Google Adsense would not be such a pain to this site.

You can now, however, after speaking to animals for a long time, you lose your sense of humanity and become one with the animals where eventually you are hunted down, and then experimented on for countless hours until your death trying to replicate your ability to talk to animals.

I wish Google Adsense would not be such a pain to this site.

Granted but maplestory is shut down and the site dies anyway.

I wish for a new indestructible keyboard that actually works.

Granted but maplestory is shut down and the site dies anyway.

I wish for a new indestructible keyboard that actually works.

Granted but the key configuration is all weird and confusing and can't be changed.

I wish that the batteries of my portable devices would never lose their charge.

Granted but the key configuration is all weird and confusing and can't be changed.

I wish that the batteries of my portable devices would never lose their charge.

Granted but but they get viruses that make the devices unusable

I wish I could see my brother more.