Would you kill a baby human being for $1,000,000,000,000,000?

The baby human being.
It would be the most innocent thing in the world. I'm talking about the most adorable baby human being that everyone would love. You'd just want to cuddle it in your arms. It'd be that baby human being that no one can resist. Just the mere sight of it would make you all warm and fuzzy inside. But that money, oh man. Would you want that quadrillion dollars?

The money.
A quadrillion dollars. In cash. Antony and Cleopatra! That money could be used for anything. You can help get your family back on track after being in debt. Give it to charity or donate it the kids who can't even get a decent education. Hell, you can buy yourself that new planet Earth you've always wanted. No one will know you've got that amount of cash. But, there's a catch. Everyone on the face of the planet would know that you killed a baby human being, you wouldn't be charged with murder or anything. But, everyone would hate you, your family would disown you, and you would never have any friends. But hell, with that kind of cash you could buy people to like you. You'd be shooting the chinchilla with the most lethal handgun on Earth. You may experience guilt and people would... well, you know what I mean.

So what would it be?

Uhm... Yea? One baby VS owning the equivilant of a hundred United States. I'd do it.

Down with overpopulation!

Down with overpopulation!

Kill the baby, buy a few nucs, get rid of Russia, China, Canada, and all the other commies.
Yey, everyone wins.

This trend has degenerated from funny to idiotic and tasteless in the span of three threads.

When it comes down to it, humans are the only animal I wouldn't feel bad about killing... and a baby one you offer me to kill. I'd go back to the whole 1 million dollars for that opportunity.

Yes.

It's only a baby.

He doesn't know what life is, he wont miss it.

This trend has degenerated from funny to idiotic and tasteless in the span of three threads.

You can stop talking about your life now.

This trend has degenerated from funny to idiotic and tasteless in the span of three threads.

I agree. 100000%

You can stop talking about your life now.

Don't be rude just because he stated his opinion.

Damn right I would.

No, I'd be wondering what kind of sick pineapple would pay that much to kill a baby O.o

Further, why not take it a step farther, and eat the damn thing too?

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Further, why not take it a step farther, and eat the damn thing too?

Because we'd be wondering how on earth you got that picture. :f6:

I'd kill it if it was a Orphan or having a really crappy life
put it out of its misery

People be doing abortions already and not getting paid.

Only if the baby is actually a evil genius who wants to take over the world. Otherwise I wouldn't like to spend my lifetime in jail just cause for my temptation and greed.

Only if the baby is actually a evil genius who wants to take over the world. Otherwise I wouldn't like to spend my lifetime in jail just cause for my temptation and greed.

Were it an evil genius, I'd let it live. That would be so amazing, a baby with the intelligence to build a death ray, XD.

People be doing abortions already and not getting paid.

This thread's talking about a baby, not a clump of cells with a chance of growing into one.

Also, I'm pretty sure Doctors get paid for doing abortions. Unless they're free, which is new to me.

I'd kill the baby, but what would I do with a quadrillion dollars? 0_0

I wouldn't like to spend my lifetime in jail just cause for my temptation and greed.

A thousand trillion dollars. You could buy your way out. xP

Don't be rude just because he stated his opinion.

This is the spam section, nothing should be taken seriously.