Corrupt a wish thread!

Sounds like my kind of day!



Granted, but now you're close friends and family think you're a vegetable and wire you up to a hundred different machines to "keep you alive"

I wish for corruption

Grante.... wait.. theres not anything you want me to corrupt!

I wish KFC delivered

Grante.... wait.. theres not anything you want me to corrupt!

I wish KFC delivered

Granted, but the chicken isn't cooked properly and you get bird flu.

I wish I had self folding shirts.

Granted, but the chicken isn't cooked properly and you get bird flu.

I wish I had self folding shirts.

Granted, but they revolt and you are now shirtless

I wish for time to stop while I am asleep.

Granted, but the chicken isn't cooked properly and you get bird flu.

I wish I had self folding shirts.

Granted. They try to fold themselves while you're wearing them.

I wish for perfect health.

Granted. They try to fold themselves while you're wearing them.

I wish for perfect health.

Granted. Your perfect health also comes with complete immunity to all viruses and diseases. There is a HUGE virus breakout and the entire earth's population is wiped out and you live out the rest of your days alone.

I wish I was never late to anything.

Granted. Your perfect health also comes with complete immunity to all viruses and diseases. There is a HUGE virus breakout and the entire earth's population is wiped out and you live out the rest of your days alone.

I wish I was never late to anything.

Granted, you now arrive 3 hours early every time.

I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?

Granted, you now arrive 3 hours early every time.

I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?

Granted but a hungry psychopath notices your sandwich and murders you.

I wish for mind control super powers.

I wish for mind control super powers.

Granted, but you can't turn them off. You now compulsively control the entire world's population and try to manipulate them to your own benefit. After years of unsuccessful attempts to create a happy relationship, you commit suicide and the world rejoices.

I wish I knew if aliens were real.

Granted, but you can't turn them off. You now compulsively control the entire world's population and try to manipulate them to your own benefit. After years of unsuccessful attempts to create a happy relationship, you commit suicide and the world rejoices.

I wish I knew if aliens were real.

You know, but all the intelligence agencies in the world are after you.

I wish that when obtaining randomly determined items (opening card packs, getting loot in games) I always get something I find useful (and I don't get banned for hacking/cheating/whatever).

You know, but all the intelligence agencies in the world are after you.

I wish that when obtaining randomly determined items (opening card packs, getting loot in games) I always get something I find useful (and I don't get banned for hacking/cheating/whatever).

Granted, but your luck is so unbelievably good your account is compromised by hackers.

I wish I was born as a normal girl.

Granted, but your luck is so unbelievably good your account is compromised by hackers.

I wish I was born as a normal girl.

Granted. As you grow up you suffer every known female illness there is.

I wish for unlimited amounts of chocolate.

Granted. As you grow up you suffer every known female illness there is.

I wish for unlimited amounts of chocolate.

Granted, but you die of diabetes.

I wish to have the complete collection of the Kid Icarus: Uprising AR cards.

Granted, but you die of diabetes.

I wish to have the complete collection of the Kid Icarus: Uprising AR cards.

Granted, but when someone was cleaning the house they thought it was trash and it was thrown away.

I wish this generation never existed

Granted, but when someone was cleaning the house they thought it was trash and it was thrown away.

I wish this generation never existed

Granted. Humanity ends.

I wish adsense would stop being a peach.

Granted. Humanity ends.

I wish adsense would stop being a peach.

Granted, but it disappears forever and sp is stuck with other ad service things that isn't as good because that's the only way to stop it from being a peach.

I wish I had more time.

Granted, but it disappears forever and sp is stuck with other ad service things that isn't as good because that's the only way to stop it from being a peach.

I wish I had more time.

Granted, but you now suffer from the worst short term memory ever.

I wish I had a living Pokédex (aka one Pokémon of every species) in my Pokémon Bank account.

Granted, but you now suffer from the worst short term memory ever.

I wish I had a living Pokédex (aka one Pokémon of every species) in my Pokémon Bank account.

Granted. You lost your 3DS and your Nintendo account gets hacked, preventing you from ever accessing or recovering your data.

I wish I had All Fiction.

Granted. You lost your 3DS and your Nintendo account gets hacked, preventing you from ever accessing or recovering your data.

I wish I had All Fiction.

Granted, but you end up meeting the most amazing person ever, think "no way they can be real" and end up killing them (forever). So you get depressed and kill yourself.

I wish my lab journal would write itself.

Granted, but you end up meeting the most amazing person ever, think "no way they can be real" and end up killing them (forever). So you get depressed and kill yourself.

I wish my lab journal would write itself.

It does. You gent an F because it is just gibberish.

I wish Harem MC's would get a clue and do something.

It does. You gent an F because it is just gibberish.

I wish Harem MC's would get a clue and do something.

They do but because I have no idea what they I assume they're toasters. Congradulations you now have a self aware toaster (be careful it's learning).

I want a $5 gift card to Tim Hortons