Would you shoot a Chinchilla for a $1,000,000,000?

Yes, give me the gun!
You know what? I'll just use my bare hands!
YAY, 1 billion mesos

[SIZE="2"]I would do it. It's just a chinchilla.[/SIZE]

I'd shoot a chinchilla for -a- dollar.

Shoot, for a billion dollars, I'd pineapple a chinchilla.

Yes. You heard me.

CHINCHILLA IN THE NO-NO ZONE GO!

Feil : *closes thread*

I would should anything, apart from humans (ok, maybe some humans), for anything over £1000.

i would murder all chin's on the world for that money

Whos Feil?

Anyway, Hell Yea. Poor

I'd ask "where's the catch?"

As you can see, there's no shortage of people willing to shoot the poor beast for a lot less, or even for free. So why is someone offering $1b for that?
Something is fishy. I wouldn't do it.

This thing is adorable and shooting it would rack you with guilt. :[

This thing is adorable and shooting it would rack you with guilt. :[

[SIZE="2"]Not really.[/SIZE]

Chinchilla/Puppy what's the difference? All in the same league really. Kill it then with the money adopt one that was going to be put down anyway. That should cover those having moral issues. Then you and the Chinchilla/Puppy can live happily ever after and be loaded.

If a person is going to give me a gun , loaded, why am I not just threatening them and taking the money AND the animal

[SIZE="2"]Not really.[/SIZE]

Of course I would. Maybe not the puppy for one million, but a chinchilla for a billion? Hell yes.

plz no ban fiel

Easy, yes, I would shoot it. Because then, I can use the money to buy more chinchillas and breed them? o_0 The rest of the money would make me wealthy, and I'd use a portion of it to give away to people who are in financial need that ACTUALLY needs it, and not to lazy people that doesn't work. >_>!

Easy, yes, I would shoot it. Because then, I can use the money to buy more chinchillas and breed them? o_0 The rest of the money would make me wealthy, and I'd use a portion of it to give away to people who are in financial need that ACTUALLY needs it, and not to lazy people that doesn't work. >_>!

You know you would not BUY more chinchillas with a billion dollars.

You would buy Linda Chung.

Could you still shoot it? :[

Could you still shoot it? :[

*Bang*

Could you still shoot it? :[

[SIZE="2"]Yes.[/SIZE]

You know you would not BUY more chinchillas with a billion dollars.

You would buy Linda Chung.

.... Good point.