Daily dose of Dice Dragon: feb 2nd, Potato farming.

Since I only get 1 thread a day, ill make it fun. : ^)

In honor of my rationed posts, Ill talk today about farming potatos. My people are very good at farming potatos.



Here we have the subject of todays posts, The legendary potate. Potate is extremely rare animal, we must treat with respect. A single potate is worth atleast 3 daughters.

But before we begin to farm, we need to get suited up. There is only single outfit accepted.



The clothes of my people.

But, thats as far as it go. Cause my people are so poor.... we have not actually learned how to potate.

Mr. Xparasite9, posts like these make appreciate your posts a bit more.

Mr. Xparasite9, posts like these make appreciate your posts a bit more.

but potatoes are great
especially mashed ones

but potatoes are great
especially mashed ones

I like these ones.

Mr. Xparasite9, posts like these make appreciate your posts a bit more.

Yeah man, totally. Raising moral, im the best. Y u no love potate?

I personally like my potatos in wedges with rosemary and butter. Lots of butter.

i've been farming golden and silver potatoes for my warframes lately, as soon as nekros is made he gets the gold treatment. now if ONLY the god-damned orthos blade dropped so i could make my orthos prime, i'd silver potato that and with my aklex i'd wreck havoc

and then on rank 6 i'd get a soma and it's nice riding from there on.

Yeah man, totally. Raising moral, im the best. Y u no love potate?

I personally like my potatos in wedges with rosemary and butter. Lots of butter.

Crunchy or powdery? And I don't mean mashed.

Crunchy or powdery? And I don't mean mashed.

Crunchy. Its always better crunchy.

Crunchy. Its always better crunchy.

Well, I think it depends. Have you ever had them in soup?

I think they're better less crunchy in soup. We only cut them down into quarters or halves.

Well, I think it depends. Have you ever had them in soup?

I think they're better less crunchy in soup. We only cut them down into quarters or halves.

Depends, We have them soft in sausage soup, but We also have some soups where they are a bit harder with a crunch, is good.

Potato...

The noblest lifeform.

When harvested, it can be used as food, stamps, paper weight, cleaning utensil, rust remover, its juice literally acts like a health potion... Hell, you can even make Vodka with them. And there's many more uses.

And when not harvested... HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR BUSHES?

 They are so majestic...

And even then, their tasty tuberculous nature makes it vulnerable to pests, despite all the good it does to humanity.

WE MUST GIVE THE GIFT BACK. PROTECT YOUR POTATOES. THEY ALREADY DO THAT FOR YOU.

Sweet Potato>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Potato

i used to eat only potatoes on my diet with supplements and it was pretty good but i didnt lose weight fast enough.

potato bread is amazing