thoughts on twilight part 1

i've been coerced into watching the twilight movies here are my thoughts on the first one

[00:13:49] Michael: he looks scary

[00:14:13] Michael: hes also really scary

[00:14:54] Michael: he looks like a mannequin

[00:25:25] Michael: he looks too old to be in high school
[00:25:45] Michael: oh snap

[00:26:56] Michael: and why is everyone so pale in this film lol

[00:27:02] ♥ Erin: um duh
[00:27:05] ♥ Erin: vampires
[00:27:09] Michael: bella isnt a vampire
[00:27:12] Michael: is she
[00:27:21] ♥ Erin: stop it

[00:27:30] Michael: the only non pale one so far has been the long hair guy at the start
[00:27:38] ♥ Erin: theres no sunshine in the state the movie is placed
[00:27:39] Michael: who i think is a werewolf idk
[00:27:42] ♥ Erin: it rains
[00:27:56] Michael: it rains in england and im not that pale
[00:28:06] ♥ Erin: omg u are so pale mike
[00:28:12] Michael: oh.

[00:35:18] Michael: hes the one that keeps going to her
[00:35:23] Michael: and he tells her to leave him alone

[00:56:35] Michael: thats dumb

[01:01:32] Michael: if theyre trying to make him scary why have they made his skin turn into glitter
[01:01:35] Michael: that isnt even remotely scary
[01:01:49] ♥ Erin: they arent trying to make him scary
[01:01:55] ♥ Erin: this book was written for teens
[01:02:11] Michael: do teens like guys that are made out of glitter
[01:02:15] Michael: is that where i went wrong

[01:05:41] Michael: thats not really telling the future then is it
[01:06:00] ♥ Erin: it is
[01:06:13] ♥ Erin: its more like a premenision
[01:06:15] ♥ Erin: tho
[01:06:16] ♥ Erin: i think
[01:06:28] Michael: i can do that its just called thinking

[01:11:54] Michael: thats a cool room

[01:21:31] Michael: isnt he supposed to be really cold
[01:21:51] ♥ Erin: yes
[01:22:02] ♥ Erin: stop analyzing!
[01:22:05] Michael: ok
[01:22:16] Michael: maybe it would be like hugging a cold pillow
[01:22:22] ♥ Erin: yea maybe
[01:22:29] Michael: but instead of a pillow its a vampire

[01:25:42] Michael: aww snap
[01:27:49] Michael: this is weird

You goddamn Mazzochist.

Why would you do that to yourself.

You goddamn Mazzochist.

Why would you do that to yourself.

its actually not that bad

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[01:38:27] Michael: uh oh
[01:38:38] ♥ Erin: dun dun dun

[01:46:39] ♥ Erin: this is my fav song
[01:46:40] ♥ Erin: in the movie
[01:46:44] ♥ Erin: and i think its his too
[01:46:47] Michael: yea the music is good in this

[01:47:13] Michael: how is he asleep he doesnt sleep
[01:47:35] ♥ Erin: its pretend
[01:47:37] ♥ Erin: duh


[01:52:57] Michael: i like him more than edward
[01:53:33] ♥ Erin: oooh so that means your team jacob!
[01:53:40] Michael: are there teams
[01:53:45] ♥ Erin: yes
[01:53:54] ♥ Erin: team edward and team jacob
[01:53:58] ♥ Erin: no joke
[01:54:02] ♥ Erin: its a real thing
[01:54:08] Michael: i'm not even surprised

THEY'RE DANCING AT THE PROM THIS MUST BE HOW IT ENDS

♥ Erin

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What.

[01:56:21] Michael: how many movies does it take for her to become a vampire
[01:56:37] ♥ Erin: lol
[01:56:43] ♥ Erin: pretty much all of them
[01:56:47] Michael: ugh really

[01:57:34] Michael: im sure theres a vampire baby or something at some point too
[01:57:44] ♥ Erin: im not gonna say anything
[01:57:50] ♥ Erin: just gonna have to watch
[01:57:54] Michael: lucky me

[01:58:31] Michael: it was reasonably good
[01:58:35] ♥ Erin: i told you
[01:58:40] ♥ Erin: im never wrong
[01:59:12] ♥ Erin: you usually like everything ive suggested to watch
[01:59:19] ♥ Erin: i cant remember something you didint like
[01:59:33] Michael: paranormal activity 2

and now i'm going to bed! i give this film a 6.5/10 and would recommend it if you have literally nothing else to do

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credits music so far has been linkin park and paramore?! this is better than the film

[00:27:38] ♥ Erin: theres no sunshine in the state the movie is placed
[00:27:39] Michael: who i think is a werewolf idk
[00:27:42] ♥ Erin: it rains
[00:27:56] Michael: it rains in england and im not that pale
[00:28:06] ♥ Erin: omg u are so pale mike
[00:28:12] Michael: oh.

[01:01:55] ♥ Erin: this book was written for teens
[01:02:11] Michael: do teens like guys that are made out of glitter
[01:02:15] Michael: is that where i went wrong

Oh lawd. The first one made me choke on water as I was drinking. The second was literally the funniest thing I've read in a while. Bravo sir.

Spoiler for last movie:

 Spoiler

The only part I enjoyed out of the movies was the final battle of the last movie, which of course turned out to be fake

I KNEW THERE WAS A GIRL INVOLVED TO COERCE YOU INTO WATCHING SUCH A HORRID FILM.

May I suggest: Lost in Translation or Into the Wild, instead (or for next time).

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[00:27:42] ♥ Erin: it rains
[00:27:56] Michael: it rains in england and im not that pale
[00:28:06] ♥ Erin: omg u are so pale mike
[00:28:12] Michael: oh.

I lol'd so badly at this[/COLOR]

I KNEW THERE WAS A GIRL INVOLVED TO COERCE YOU INTO WATCHING SUCH A HORRID FILM.

May I suggest: Lost in Translation or Into the Wild, instead (or for next time).

I love Lost in Translation! I wrote an essay about it.
I haven't seen Into the Wild though, I shall investigate.

Wolf children is pretty amazing

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I thought you were a cool guy.
Then you pull this.

RIP mike

Wolf children is pretty amazing

oryouknow
pineappleing One piece

I have to agree with that

I thought you were a cool guy.
Then you pull this.

RIP mike

i am cool shut up

i am cool shut up

b-but im just fooling around
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b-but im just fooling around
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i'm watching catching fire tonight instead of the next twilight film (what is it even called? probably not twilight 2 that'd be terrible) so hopefully that won't be bad

i am an exciting human

I love Lost in Translation! I wrote an essay about it.
I haven't seen Into the Wild though, I shall investigate.

Oh, that's awesome It was one of the first movies that I watched with Stephen. I really hope you do check out Into the Wild, I'm not much of a movie person, but I loved this movie.

I agree that Wolf Children is a good movie, as well..but if you're gonna watch anime with her, try Steins;Gate if you haven't already seen it.
I tend to like psychological films, so Confessions and Donnie Darko are appealing to me-although perhaps not to your lady friend. I'd still at least read the reviews on em and maybe watch them on your own time if not with her.

I think you'll enjoy Catching Fire a bit more than Twilight!

I tend to like psychological films, so Confessions and Donnie Darko are appealing to me-although perhaps not to your lady friend. I'd still at least read the reviews on em and maybe watch them on your own time if not with her.

May I recommend The Number 23. Can't really think of many other psychological films right now but if that's what you enjoy I think The Number 23 would be your kind of movie.

May I recommend The Number 23. Can't really think of many other psychological films right now but if that's what you enjoy I think The Number 23 would be your kind of movie.

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Oh, that's awesome It was one of the first movies that I watched with Stephen. I really hope you do check out Into the Wild, I'm not much of a movie person, but I loved this movie.

I agree that Wolf Children is a good movie, as well..but if you're gonna watch anime with her, try Steins;Gate if you haven't already seen it.
I tend to like psychological films, so Confessions and Donnie Darko are appealing to me-although perhaps not to your lady friend. I'd still at least read the reviews on em and maybe watch them on your own time if not with her.

I think you'll enjoy Catching Fire a bit more than Twilight!

Catching Fire was great! I have no hilarious commentary to share though but oh well. The bitches with the stupid hair and ridiculous eyelashes made me a bit angry.
Also I downloaded Into the Wild (and Erin can get it on Netflix), so we're going to watch it this weekend! Probably won't watch any anime, she isn't really into anime, but neither am I to be honest. Psychological/thriller is usually my favourite genre (Donnie Darko is a great film, Memento and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind were also fantastic, in the psychological/thriller-esque genre, those are two of my all time favourites)

Just read some reviews of Confessions too, sounds really good, I'll have to check that out!

I hadn't heard of The Number 23 but after reading some reviews I've added that to the list as well xD