Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but your newfound wealth catches the attention of Mr. Trump, who then challenges you to a game of Monopoly. (for keeps) You proceed to lose the game, lose your fortune and cannot pass GO or get out of jail until you can find some more dice.

I wish that I had a fairy sidekick.

Your wish is my command.
This is your new fairy sidekick:

 Spoiler

She's completely deaf, constantly drooling and always falls to pieces, emotionally AND physically. You have to constantly put her back together again.

I wish for a wish.

Your wish for a wish gets treated as dividing by zero, and you are therefore sucked into a blackhole which only affects you. You are now stretched and ripped into oblivion.




I wish for world peas.

Granted, but it was a trap! In your attempt to obtain the power of the World Peas you were corrupted by the Dark Mage of Vegetables. You now exist in an alternate future timeline as a powerful, corrupted boss to be defeated by adventurers.


I wish for a goose.

The goose is dead, bald and diseased. you can't eat it nor use it's feathers.

I wish for a house made of Oreos.

Granted, but it attracts a large colony of Army Ants, who swarm and disassemble your oreo house, carrying it off as you watch.

I wish for carrots.

[COLOR="#0000FF"]Granted, gigantic carrots appear but are soon destroyed by gigantic rabbits who finishes the carrots with a bite.

I wish for world hatred.[/COLOR]

Granted. Nothing changes.

I wish this thread didn't get resurrected.

Granted, but another similarly annoying thread pops out.
I wish that A$ia$oft reduces thier cash shop prices.

Granted, but the game dies and you can no longer play any Asiasoft games.

I wish for normal sleeping schedule.

Granted, but the game dies and you can no longer play any Asiasoft games.

I wish for normal sleeping schedule.

Granted, but you begin to sleepwalk and you burn your house down during a early morning attempt to subconciously make bacon.

I wish I got paid more for lifeguarding.

Granted. You were raised by 1 cent.

I wish that SANICS will rule the world.

I wish that SANICS will rule the world.

Granted but swarms of bees fly into their open mouth's and they all die from being stung internally, which leaves the world in total chaos.

I wish that someone would make another Misty thread.

Granted but it was deleted instantly.

I wish that someone would make a world filled with paper.

I wish that someone would make a world filled with paper.

Granted, but when the global population moves there, paper cuts destroy all vehicles which then leaves humanity stranded. Everyone else soon perishes either from starvation, trying to eat paper or by being paper cutted to death.

I wish that fresh Gingerbread flowed out of the sink instead of water.

Granted, but when the global population moves there, paper cuts destroy all vehicles which then leaves humanity stranded. Everyone else soon perishes either from starvation, trying to eat paper or by being paper cutted to death.

I wish that fresh Gingerbread flowed out of the sink instead of water.

Granted. You have solved world hunger but have caused everyone to become over 500 lbs, causing the Earth to fall off its gravitational orbit and crashes into the sun.

I wish that I didn't have a wish.

I wish that I didn't have a wish.

Granted but instead of your wish only disappearing, you create a time paradox loop that causes a new duplicate of yourself to appear each time you go to wish for not having a wish. You then proceed to quickly drive yourself insane. (the original and the countless time clones)

I wish that someone would make a documentary about germs, using a germ sized camera.

Granted, but the documentary turns out to be a big hit; it was more entertaining than an informational documentary and was hosted back to back for an entire day on the Discovery Channel.. meaning Dirty Jobs and Mythbusters were cancelled.

I wish I had spicy Halal food for lunch today.

Granted, but the documentary turns out to be a big hit; it was more entertaining than an informational documentary and was hosted back to back for an entire day on the Discovery Channel.. meaning Dirty Jobs and Mythbusters were cancelled.

I wish I had spicy Halal food for lunch today.

Granted but the Halal food was so spicy you needed 20 cups of water.

I wish I was level 250.

I wish I was level 250.

Granted, but you were banned for hacking
I wish that it wasn't so hot outside

I wish that it wasn't so hot outside

Granted, but you find yourself on Pluto
I wish Breaking Bad would continue.