Re: Bravely Mute
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Mute Wrote:Do you have a degree in Japanese Studies? Do you know anything about Japan's socioeconomic structure? Do you know anything about their heritage?
Gomenasai, everyone. My name is Ken-sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
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#2
Please get the hell out. Eek
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#3
Liable Wrote:Please get the hell out. Eek

It's okay. It's only a joke.
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xparasite9 Wrote:I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

There is a semi-recent J-gameshow video rip I saw where these two JPs go around, find the fattest whitest American tourists they can, and subtly/not-so-subtly make fun of them for 10-15 minutes. That's what this reminds me of every time I see it.
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#5
YOU
ARE
MY
MOTHERFXCKING
HERO
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#6
Mute Wrote:YOU
ARE
MY
MOTHERFXCKING
HERO

Hero of the underworld in which the devil lets him drink his blood and become one with the ground.
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#7
Confus so hard right now
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#8
PoetryIsFail Wrote:Confus so hard right now

Same here
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#9
RIP Ken-sama ;_;

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#10
I don't even know anymore.
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#11
When you do move to Japan, make sure to take plenty of pictures and upload them here. Especially at maid cafes. Because it seems you may frequent them.
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#12
Niernen Wrote:Because it seems you may frequent them.

I prefer the cat cafes actually
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Niernen Wrote:When you do move to Japan, make sure to take plenty of pictures and upload them here. Especially at maid cafes. Because it seems you may frequent them.

Actually, while I'm there I'm gonna try to avoid going for as long as possible. I'd rather go to a tea ceremony and visit old shrines.
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[video=youtube;EtzlKJ1dObU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtzlKJ1dObU[/video]
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#15
Would you mind giving and in depth explanation on how Japanese High school's are better than western ones? Areas of difference and how Japanese schools avoid the flaws of western ones.
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Niernen Wrote:Would you mind giving and in depth explanation on how Japanese High school's are better than western ones? Areas of difference and how Japanese schools avoid the flaws of western ones.

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Well for one... their students can probably tell the difference between "an in depth explanation" and "and in depth explanation"
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Niernen Wrote:Would you mind giving and in depth explanation on how Japanese High school's are better than western ones? Areas of difference and how Japanese schools avoid the flaws of western ones.

Nope, not an in-depth, but I will say that a trimester system works better than a semester system.
Also the fact that it's not mandatory and there's even entrance exams really knocks a lot of the riffraff out.
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Niernen Wrote:Would you mind giving and in depth explanation on how Japanese High school's are better than western ones? Areas of difference and how Japanese schools avoid the flaws of western ones.

I dont think they'll let a then 25 year old sailor into a random high school.
That'd be creepy.
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[MENTION=2088]Flonne[/MENTION];

[video=youtube;d2FGgYp6mdk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk[/video]
World famous Davido-kun
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Kyuu Wrote:Flonne;

[video=youtube;d2FGgYp6mdk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk[/video]
World famous Davido-kun

Yes, that is the show lol
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