Cookie Clicker

Ugh new updates are gross.

Reset my fast baking, heavenly chips suck for restarts now, and cookie chains are complete and utter garbage.

I am not amused.

These 1500 heavenly chips are crap now.

Good news, he made the heavenly upgrades much, much cheaper now.

So now it sucks less. :b

It was hell re-gaining the Speed Baking and Hardcore Achievements. Had to resort to a turbo controller, and reset 10 times before I got that million cookies. 50 clicks/second, and had ~70 seconds to spare once I got my million cookies baked. Rule of thumb for Speed baking: if you don't get a Frenzy your first golden cookie, reset.

It was hell re-gaining the Speed Baking and Hardcore Achievements. Had to resort to a turbo controller, and reset 10 times before I got that million cookies. 50 clicks/second, and had ~70 seconds to spare once I got my million cookies baked. Rule of thumb for Speed baking: if you don't get a Frenzy your first golden cookie, reset.

Thank the cookie overlords that due to some sort of glitch right after the update I got my speed baking achievements without doing anything(since I technically didn't have HC upgrades right after the update I made the million in under 15 minutes) but getting the hardcore back was awful.

 Halloween Update.

DO NOT ANGER THE GRANDMATRIARCHS.

THIS IS HORRIFYING.

 Halloween Update.

DO NOT ANGER THE GRANDMATRIARCHS.

THIS IS HORRIFYING.

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What I find horrifying is, WHAT THE HECK ARE THE NEW UPGRADES AND ACHIVEMENTS?!!!!
Need to find out what are those new 4 achivements.

Great, now I have to pop 200 of those things, good thing they look like fishies to me but good luck to those that hate the grandmapocalypse.

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What I find horrifying is, WHAT THE HECK ARE THE NEW UPGRADES AND ACHIVEMENTS?!!!!
Need to find out what are those new 4 achivements.

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The first two are Wrinkler-squishing related, though I have no idea about the upgrades.

I'm missing 7 of them... :S

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The first two are Wrinkler-squishing related, though I have no idea about the upgrades.

I'm missing 7 of them... :S

O.O 7? But the only hard ones are the golden and neverclick.

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As I thought all the new stuff is grandmapocalypse related, so if you want them stop the pledge and start popping wrinkles.

O.O 7? But the only hard ones are the golden and neverclick.

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As I thought all the new stuff is grandmapocalypse related, so if you want them stop the pledge and start popping wrinkles.

I meant upgrades, not achievements. That would be insane!

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Looks like Wrinklers max out at 50%. I was kinda hoping for it to go all the way to 100%, then be able to burst them open and have quadrillions of cookies fall out.

I meant upgrades, not achievements.

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The new cookies are uber hard to get, I bet he'll fix it later on but for now they're 1% of unlocking one of the cookies by clicking a wrinkle

EDIT: At last! Took me 1360 but got them all. :'D

Hit my 7777 golden cookies while killing wrinklers
oh god why i have a problem

Wrinklers more or less made Grandmapocalypse completely useless IMO. No point in the +5% CPS when you have to constantly monitor the game 24/7 just to avoid losing 5-50% CPS.

Wrinklers more or less made Grandmapocalypse completely useless IMO. No point in the +5% CPS when you have to constantly monitor the game 24/7 just to avoid losing 5-50% CPS.

I thought the idea of Wrinklers was that you could recover the cookies they eat and then some once you pop them.

I think it wasn't working properly, which is why there was just another update that said that it "made wrinklers useful".

If that's the case then it's not as bad. Clearly I missed the whole "Gain EVERYTHING back and then some".

If that's the case then it's not as bad.

You're not losing anything, you could say its going to a bank and once you pop the wrinkler the 5% it ate for whatever time you had it there will be given back and with interest, in fact it made the grandmapocalypse a tad better.

I think I still prefer the 8400x CPS golden cookies, though.
Not sure how much 'interest' I would actually be able to earn to compare it to the golden cookies.

of course my first hidden cookie is the bat one.

also, apparently i'm missing one upgrade? (after counting the new cookies)

of course my first hidden cookie is the bat one.

also, apparently i'm missing one upgrade? (after counting the new cookies)

240 cursors? 1 hour elder pledges?

of course my first hidden cookie is the bat one.

also, apparently i'm missing one upgrade? (after counting the new cookies)

240 cursors? 1 hour elder pledges?

One of the cookie upgrades require you to have 2000 heavely chips. Most likely that one. And maybe pledge is not counting anymore, like it did before as a bug.

One of the cookie upgrades require you to have 2000 heavely chips. Most likely that one. And maybe pledge is not counting anymore, like it did before as a bug.

that's the one, the 2000 heavenly chips. thanks man. i'm barely at half (960)

I think I still prefer the 8400x CPS golden cookies, though.
Not sure how much 'interest' I would actually be able to earn to compare it to the golden cookies.

I left my game on Grandmapocalpyse last night, and when I came back I killed the wrinklers on my screen. I nearly doubled my cookies. I went from 600Qa to 1.1Qi from the 8 Wrinklers that were on the screen. My normal CpS is 2.6T/sec. Wrinklers are awesome. I wouldn't have gotten that amount of cookies in two days of doing nothing, and I got it in about 8 hours off of Wrinkler feasting.