[Real] PETA soccermom loses her mind over Pokemon Origins. Breaks daughter's 3DS.

According to her, she nearly bought the game for her daughter until she saw the connection between “Green Leaf” and marijuana. “My daughter may have become a serial killer or worse, an animal abuser, if I had bought her the game,” she recalled, “I considered suing Nintendo right then for causing me so much distress all those years ago. Are there even any Christians at Nintendo?”

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Further angered, she then went on to describe another scene where “a turtle was being forced to mate with an orange dinosaur.” Unfortunately, this was not a beautiful scene of animal lovemaking as it turned out the turtle was actually attacking the dinosaur

Quote of the year.

This news story is clearly, CLEARLY fake though. and should probably be moved to Shenanigans.

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Sources also say that Guillermo recently filed for divorce after catching her husband hiding in the bathroom on the toilet playing the game. He apparently told her to “pineapple off” as he was about to catch a Shiny Mr. Mime.

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Well, this is probably an extreme case of a PETA member but I find it funny how the PETA Kids website has a Pokemon-themed game.

Well, this is probably an extreme case of a PETA member but I find it funny how the PETA Kids website has a Pokemon-themed game.

Ok, let's make one thing clear, P4Rgaming is a joke videogame news website, like the onion is for actual news.

Nothing in that report actually happened.

...And I just looked at the sites comments, apparently none of them are in on the joke either...

What a great way to start off the day. True or not, I just have the strange feeling it's happened already.

>Are there even any Christians at Nintendo
>Christians
>Japan

10/10, please write more.

>Are there even any Christians at Nintendo
>Christians
>Japan

10/10, please write more.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity_in_Japan

One of the very first things I learned in my very short lived Anthropology course was about how Christianity came to Japan from Portugal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity_in_Japan

One of the very first things I learned in my very short lived Anthropology course was about how Christianity came to Japan from Portugal.

Oh, I'm fully aware of Christianity existing in Japan. Thing is:

Christianity in Japan is among the nation's minority religions

The odds of a Christian being employed within Nintendo? Unlikely. There are literally hundreds of gods in Japanese culture. In Japan, the God of the Bible is but one of them (in their eyes, at least).

Not to mention, but the way that the article was written, the woman was more than likely referring to Nintendo of America. Which is escalates the hilarity of the situation.

Not to mention, but the way that the article was written, the woman was more than likely referring to Nintendo of America. Which is escalates the hilarity of the situation.

"The woman" doesn't exist. The site, and everything on it, is completely fabricated for humour and nothing more. There's not much point in arguing it really: They said it exactly because it is so ludicrous.

Other Pokemon based gold on that site.


Satanists Give Pokémon X/Y a 6/10, Say It Doesn’t Try Hard Enough to Recruit New Satanists

Oh god I couldn't stop laughing about halfway in. The picture of the 3DS in half completely killed me as well. LOL

Don't care that it is fake, it is amazing. xD

"Honey come to bed, it's 3 in the morning"

"pineapple off, I'm catching a shiny Mr. Mime"

"The woman" doesn't exist. The site, and everything on it, is completely fabricated for humour and nothing more. There's not much point in arguing it really: They said it exactly because it is so ludicrous.

Please re-read my choice of words. 'the way that the article was written' does in no way imply that it actually happened (in fact, when I typed that I meant to convey the opposite). I knew the article was fake before even reading it; the only reason why I said that was because it was quality entertainment and because it's not too unlikely that this scenario could very well happen.

As a matter of fact, in my first post I look forward to them writing more 'stories' just like this one:

10/10, please write more.

“My daughter may have become a serial killer or worse, an animal abuser, if I had bought her the game,”

Yeah an animal abuser is way worse than a serial killer.
Risky comment though... animal abusers are horrible too but you get what I mean.

Can someone please put [Fake] in the title? I don't really find the satires really funny anymore.

Can someone please put [Fake] in the title? I don't really find the satires really funny anymore.

Just for you, princess.