The LoL Rage Thread

Blue screen of death..

In a ranked game..

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OMG I HATE that pomegranate.

Why the pineapple do people care about getting ks'ed? I get it if you're going for a pentakill, but it's called pineappleing teamwork for a reason. Are people really this petty?

Queueing with level 30 friends is a nightmare for me because level 17 me gets laughed at for playing horribly. Of course I do. I'm still learning. But hey, whatever makes your penis feel bigger.

People are such sour sports. FFS.

Got dumpster'd on in lane because:
1. My support liss didn't come to lane until the enemy cait/zyra were both lv 2
2. They knew this and zoned me out
3. Lissandra kept spamming AA on creeps, making miss almost all of them
4. She kept our lane pushed even though we were down to inhib tower, forcing me to farm my own jungle and theirs for around half the game
So I ended up with ~20 CS in lane vs cait's 90 cs. My yorick kept blaming me for being complete pomegranate noob who can't CS and kept raging whenever I went into his lane to take a few creeps (I ended up with ~70 CS more than him). Even though lissandra was completely the reason why we lost lane, yorick refused to point a finger at his precious duoq buddy.

Just because people are in a precious duoqq, it doesn't automatically alleviate you from playing badly and throwing the game. You can bully anyone else 2v1, and you know that. Either man the pineapple up and take responsibility without hiding behind your makeshift barriers created from your overinflated egos, or leave the game and make it less toxic.

I am perma bad at League and it makes all my friends mad

Can't even deal with the stupidity of teammates lately. What the hell would possess you to rush a grail on Ahri against Talon. How did you even get gold if you don't even understand how to itemize.

And why do I get the shittiest Lee Sins and Fizzes.

Soraka: "I'll support. Don't feel like fighting."
Me (Vayne): "I hope you feel like warding then"
Soraka: "I have my gold masteries."

> Builds full AP

Me: Why are you building AP on a Soraka...? We have an Annie.
Soraka: I have a Philosopher's stone
(Late-game) Soraka: Seven wards ^^

Lost the game, and told him this is why supports ward. Because no vision = no victory.

Why in God's name would you think Soraka is useful in teamfights? She's good at laning phase, and then you stick to warding.

SORAKA MAIN BEGS TO DIFFER.

While Soraka may not be top tier in teamfights, she's definitely not THAT useless.

Building AP on some supports isn't always bad thing, but really depends what the team needs/wants as well IMO. Many just don't understand how powerful wards are. A lot of times when they go AP, they tend to sacrifice too much warding for AP. Can't even count how many times I've had Zyra/Nidalee support think/say Plants/Traps are enough and just go full on AP. I mean at the very least get a few wards for primary ward locations [though I'd say Philo(and/or Kage) + SS at the least in laning.]

TBH, EVERYONE should be warding, not just Supports. Even on ADC I get wards sometimes if I'm not too strapped on gold or if I feel I need to.

Why is it so difficult for people to spend on wards?. I keep saying" lets buy wards, 2 each would make 10 in the jungle and give us a lot of vision", but its like spending 150 gold is way beyond affordable for most people and just want to team fight on the mid lane. At that point I can only hope the other team is as stupid and doesn't try to gank from the sides.

Also, I pineappleing hate Master Yi. It has to be the easiest champion to feed and get multiple kills with. There was this one time one kept suiciding against my tower in bottom, yet he managed to get gold from only god knows where and got like 5 double kills later on. I really can't help myself but look down on anyone playing master yi and even if theres one in my team and we only win because ghe got fed, Im not giving it honor and even feel like reporting it.

I f'ucking hate Shaco jungle. My friends and I play a game today and I'm up against a Shaco jungle. We start blue, Graves and Thresh come up and steal it. That's fine... I'm used to Zelkova stealing my blue all the time, so I can live without it. Then I go toward my red... Shaco stole that one and proceeded to camp my jungle all day, killing me any time I stepped foot NEAR it. I don't know how the HELL he moved so fast, but he could be top lane, ganking and I'd step foot in my own jungle for a split second and he'd be on top of me and he'd kill me nearly instantly. I tried going to his jungle to farm, when I saw him ganking top again, but then he was right on top of me the instant I got to the first camp I could reach. I was level 2 by the time everyone else was 10+. There was absolutely nothing I could do except AFK... My friends are now all pissed at me, saying I should've tried harder, but there was absolutely NOTHING I could've done. I was way too underfed, I could not clear a single camp without Shaco being right on top of me, I had no gold, I had no items, and the god damn Shaco kept trash talking me while doing it.

What the living pineapple am I supposed to do in this situation? I'm boiling with rage and my friends are on my ass because I couldn't do anything.

I f'ucking hate Shaco jungle. My friends and I play a game today and I'm up against a Shaco jungle. We start blue, Graves and Thresh come up and steal it. That's fine... I'm used to Zelkova stealing my blue all the time, so I can live without it. Then I go toward my red... Shaco stole that one and proceeded to camp my jungle all day, killing me any time I stepped foot NEAR it. I don't know how the HELL he moved so fast, but he could be top lane, ganking and I'd step foot in my own jungle for a split second and he'd be on top of me and he'd kill me nearly instantly. I tried going to his jungle to farm, when I saw him ganking top again, but then he was right on top of me the instant I got to the first camp I could reach. I was level 2 by the time everyone else was 10+. There was absolutely nothing I could do except AFK... My friends are now all pissed at me, saying I should've tried harder, but there was absolutely NOTHING I could've done. I was way too underfed, I could not clear a single camp without Shaco being right on top of me, I had no gold, I had no items, and the god damn Shaco kept trash talking me while doing it.

What the living pineapple am I supposed to do in this situation? I'm boiling with rage and my friends are on my ass because I couldn't do anything.

You could always counter jungle or tell your team to buy pinks. Shaco's a really annoying one, next to Teemo.

You could always counter jungle or tell your team to buy pinks. Shaco's a really annoying one, next to Teemo.

The enemy team had Shaco, Teemo and Singed... Really bad combination. @_@

I tried counter jungling. The instant I stepped foot in his jungle, he was on top of me.

I f'ucking hate Shaco jungle. My friends and I play a game today and I'm up against a Shaco jungle. We start blue, Graves and Thresh come up and steal it. That's fine... I'm used to Zelkova stealing my blue all the time, so I can live without it. Then I go toward my red... Shaco stole that one and proceeded to camp my jungle all day, killing me any time I stepped foot NEAR it. I don't know how the HELL he moved so fast, but he could be top lane, ganking and I'd step foot in my own jungle for a split second and he'd be on top of me and he'd kill me nearly instantly. I tried going to his jungle to farm, when I saw him ganking top again, but then he was right on top of me the instant I got to the first camp I could reach. I was level 2 by the time everyone else was 10+. There was absolutely nothing I could do except AFK... My friends are now all pissed at me, saying I should've tried harder, but there was absolutely NOTHING I could've done. I was way too underfed, I could not clear a single camp without Shaco being right on top of me, I had no gold, I had no items, and the god damn Shaco kept trash talking me while doing it.

What the living pineapple am I supposed to do in this situation? I'm boiling with rage and my friends are on my ass because I couldn't do anything.

2 v 1 top after your second death or so.. Farm. Shaco's lategame sucks.

I f'ucking hate Shaco jungle. My friends and I play a game today and I'm up against a Shaco jungle. We start blue, Graves and Thresh come up and steal it. That's fine... I'm used to Zelkova stealing my blue all the time, so I can live without it. Then I go toward my red... Shaco stole that one and proceeded to camp my jungle all day, killing me any time I stepped foot NEAR it. I don't know how the HELL he moved so fast, but he could be top lane, ganking and I'd step foot in my own jungle for a split second and he'd be on top of me and he'd kill me nearly instantly. I tried going to his jungle to farm, when I saw him ganking top again, but then he was right on top of me the instant I got to the first camp I could reach. I was level 2 by the time everyone else was 10+. There was absolutely nothing I could do except AFK... My friends are now all pissed at me, saying I should've tried harder, but there was absolutely NOTHING I could've done. I was way too underfed, I could not clear a single camp without Shaco being right on top of me, I had no gold, I had no items, and the god damn Shaco kept trash talking me while doing it.

What the living pineapple am I supposed to do in this situation? I'm boiling with rage and my friends are on my ass because I couldn't do anything.

you start your red> go to blue, then just gank all day. Give no fks about shaco, seems like you just had a bad start, lvl 3 shaco vs lvl 3 udyr. Udyr will win. Especially if udyr has tiger/turtle/bear, he can murder the fk out of shaco but shaco would just run. How did thresh+graves steal it? Was no one guarding the back? Was no one leeshing for you?(thus guarding the front by default) You can easily smite it if you have to even. No idea how you lost it. As a jungler, the first 2 buffs are crucial and you cannot risk it especially against a shaco. From what I can see you had utility masteries, why didn't you place the 60 sec ward at red before doing blue? That early ward needs to be used early especially for guarding jungle.

From what I can see, what happened is.

1. No one guarded your blue from the back, you had no wards on the back to prevent it(thus they prob warded your blue beforehand and you didn't notice,(maybe you reached there late?)) or you failed to smite/smited blue early when you didn't need to. Your lanes should be giving you a smiteless leesh and bot should leave around 500ish hp while mid usually tosses a spell.
2. after they stole your blue, shaco immediately went for your red, this is because he is now lvl 2 while you are lvl 1. Who's going to win a 1v1 fight, the lvl 2 shaco with 2 spells/more ad/hp/etc or the lvl 1 udyr with 1 spell and base stats?

shaco isn't really good against udyr because of many things
1. udyr is a strong duelist, in a 1v1 fight udyr will murder shaco, but as I said shaco can just run away.
2. udyr clears faster than shaco, shaco is good against jungler who clears a bit slower than usual and can get away easily with his q. If you manage to secure your buffs, he cannot do much to you.
3. if udyr is even level(no item advantage on shaco) udyr can travel into shaco's jungle easily and take his jungle, shaco is only good at getting away/early level ganks in general. He can't really contest the camps unless he smites it and if he sneaks up on you. Bam free kill because now his stealth is down and he can't do crud against a bear+tiger burst as well as some turtle in there to mitigate some damage.

What happened to you is you got behind so much which is partially your fault, I can be hecarim/aatrox and you will die to me because by the time I cleared your red I am lvl 3 while you are lvl 1. I have no need to fear you. It's not a shaco problem, you lost to a more experienced jungler in general. I can be udyr going into your jungle and murdering you on udyr with that advantage.

1. No one guarded your blue from the back, you had no wards on the back to prevent it(thus they prob warded your blue beforehand and you didn't notice,(maybe you reached there late?)) or you failed to smite/smited blue early when you didn't need to. Your lanes should be giving you a smiteless leesh and bot should leave around 500ish hp while mid usually tosses a spell.
2. after they stole your blue, shaco immediately went for your red, this is because he is now lvl 2 while you are lvl 1. Who's going to win a 1v1 fight, the lvl 2 shaco with 2 spells/more ad/hp/etc or the lvl 1 udyr with 1 spell and base stats?

Very good. No one was guarding it from the back, even though Graves and Thresh were spotted around there before hand. I did indeed use my ward from the utility masteries to ward my red, but it didn't matter, because Shaco was there as I was doing blue (he wasn't there to steal my blue, only Graves and Thresh were). By the time I got to that side of the jungle, he was already prepared to kill me. He had fear boxes set up EVERYWHERE (he had 3 of them in one bush, even) and he just slaughtered me from there. I considered taking his red away, but Graves and Thresh were still in the river there, so going down by myself was risky (because my friends, while they try, don't exactly help all of the time). Everything just fell apart from there. I use Phoenix in the jungle, so my dueling capabilities are a bit lower than if I had Tiger. With his multiple boxes and his own self attacking me, even running away wasn't an option. I couldn't land a hit on him, because I was feared and by the time I got out of there, I was too low in health to get away safely. I guess I should've started red... I didn't think that one through enough.


And yeah... I suck. I really do.

Very good. No one was guarding it from the back, even though Graves and Thresh were spotted around there before hand. I did indeed use my ward from the utility masteries to ward my red, but it didn't matter, because Shaco was there as I was doing blue (he wasn't there to steal my blue, only Graves and Thresh were). By the time I got to that side of the jungle, he was already prepared to kill me. He had fear boxes set up EVERYWHERE (he had 3 of them in one bush, even) and he just slaughtered me from there. I considered taking his red away, but Graves and Thresh were still in the river there, so going down by myself was risky (because my friends, while they try, don't exactly help all of the time). Everything just fell apart from there. I use Phoenix in the jungle, so my dueling capabilities are a bit lower than if I had Tiger. With his multiple boxes and his own self attacking me, even running away wasn't an option. I couldn't land a hit on him, because I was feared and by the time I got out of there, I was too low in health to get away safely. I guess I should've started red... I didn't think that one through enough.


And yeah... I suck. I really do.

so you saw him at your red and you still went despite being being level 1? Probably isn't the best idea. Like I said anyone could of killed you and jumped on you. I can be aatrox, slow>q>a few autos bam, you are dead. I can be evelynn, a few qs and auto you and your dead. Shaco clears blue faster than you because he can stack boxes, I don't think he can exactly finish red it by the time you get to red unless no one leeshed for you at all. Usually a decent leesh by bot is around 50% hp and leave you so they miss no cs/exp.

so you saw him at your red and you still went despite being being level 1? Probably isn't the best idea. Like I said anyone could of killed you and jumped on you. I can be aatrox, slow>q>a few autos bam, you are dead. I can be evelynn, a few qs and auto you and your dead. Shaco clears blue faster than you because he can stack boxes, I don't think he can exactly finish red it by the time you get to red unless no one leeshed for you at all. Usually a decent leesh by bot is around 50% hp and leave you so they miss no cs/exp.

No, he didn't appear at my red until after I started working on blue (Graves and Thresh seeing us there was probably the 'ok' for Shaco to start on my red). By the time I had gotten anywhere near that side of the jungle, it was far too late.

I'm immensely angry at the amount of "late start" and AFKers I get these days. I went 4 games in a row where people either went in lane with their opponent at level 3 or just didn't play for the first 10 minutes.