The LoL Rage Thread

don't think he means clamping, that only happens at like division 1, when he's at 4

Ugh, there is a minor sort of clamping at those divisions, but damn that's harsh. System must really think you're a lot weaker than where you are.

I lost all motive to play League for the rest of the week. All I wanted to do was prove to myself that I'm able to carry myself to Gold but toxic people playing the blame game just made me so...




EDIT: Maybe just today, no League. :/

They're extremely nervous about doing this so they're doing it slowly and in tandem with the Dominion community.

I know, and I'm very appreciative of them finally doing this but it's utterly stupid that it took them this long to begin with. They wonder why there's never any real *serious* interest in these modes and it's a simple result of never addressing the serious balance problems that plague these maps. And since it's evident that they can clearly do map-by-map changes (see: items, especially now that RoA has a Dom equivalent that is identical other than charge rate), it's just silly that it took them this long to begin with. So they finally are doing it and all they change are one champion per map (which is also annoying since Singed is a plum in general) and it's just a nuisance since they're not even really addressing the full problems.

Pretty much lost double on what i earned today in rank. Freaking surrendering/losing sucks balls. Anyway lost said points cause of this guy who seemed highly offensive that we told him to pick a character. Saying we were bossing him and being rude. So what does he decide to do? Not farm a single cs in the game and he was solo top...as a Garen. I swear if it was possible and legal i would've strangle the guy.

And he had the nerve to say that he was better then us...really...REALLY.

-lays on the ground and cries- I just want out of Bronze 5...

Please do not pick Alistar into Janna/Caitlyn.

Please do not blame me when you headbutt in and Janna kites us both and we can't do anything and you die.

I swear to god I can deal with a bad ADC but a bad support is just too heavy.

FUCKING pomegranate TEAM HOLY pineapple, LOST AT CHAMPTION SELECT AND I DIDNT DODGE GOD DAMMIT. WHO THE pineapple PICKS WW, KHA AGAINST KENNEN, AND EZREAL AGAINST CAIT, GOD I SHOULD HAVE DODGED, LOST 20 MORE POINTS THAN I WOULD HAVE IF I DODGED, TWO-THREE WINS WORTH, FUCKING BULLSHIT, FUCKING IDIOT ME I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING DODGED pineapple pineapple pineapple

wtfp is this..
In EVERY RANKED GAME I played today, EVERY RANKED GAME, there always have to be a friggin afk on my team. This is one of the reasons I hate being in bronze..

sigh

Double post because rage is worth it.

I'm trying to re-learn Corki since I haven't played him since S2. In the two games I've played today I've laned against a Caitlyn, so I went into both games not expecting to win lane (and I didn't--I did go even the first time, though). The second game I was matched up against a Caitlyn/Nidalee bot, with [MENTION=1562]Throes[/MENTION] as my support on Lulu. We were losing lane pretty bad and our Riven jungle didn't want to gank for us, so I was just counting the minutes until they killed bot tower and I could actually farm (I had around 50 CS at 10 minutes).

When Riven finally decides that she wants to gank for us, Throes and I are both under 30% HP, we're like level 8, and the wave isn't even pushed up to tower like it had been for the past 10 minutes. Both of us end up dying but we end up going 2 for 2 in a 3v2 because Cait/Nid misplayed pretty hard, so we were pretty lucky.

Riven: "lol ez nidalee idk how u guys lose to her"

WELL GEE I DO NOT KNOW RIVEN ARE WE FEELING A BIT CONFIDENT BECAUSE YOU GOT A KILL BOT LANE THEIR MID ISN'T EVEN AROUND WHY ARE YOU BASING INSTEAD OF TAKING BOT TOWER GREAT NOW I HAVE TO LANE AGAINST THIS CAIT FOR ANOTHER 10 MINUTES UGHHHHHHHHHH

SO 20 MINUTES IN AND I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S STILL THE LANING PHASE AND RIVEN DECIDES THAT SHE WANTS TO GANK AGAIN, INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY GOING IN AND STUNNING SHE JUMPS OVER THE WALL INTO RIVER BRUSH AND TRIES TO FLANK ONLY THAT BRUSH WAS WARDED SO THEY JUST RUN AWAY AND SHE CAN'T EVEN GET IN RANGE TO STUN BECAUSE SHE USED HER Q OH MY GOD COULD YOU NOT HAVE JUST RUN THROUGH LANE

I ended up going 5/4/5 and not doing so bad considering we lost lane so hard. The moral of the story: Never play Riven jungle.

[MENTION=789]Five Second Pose[/MENTION]

delete kassadin

It's annoying how the number one piece of passive-aggressive advice people love to give is "DON'T FOCUS THE TANK". As if teamfights consist of both teams' squishies running up to the other team and going "HELLO I AM VARUS PLEASE KILL ME" while the tanks run in circles until the carries die.

It's annoying how the number one piece of passive-aggressive advice people love to give is "DON'T FOCUS THE TANK". As if teamfights consist of both teams' squishies running up to the other team and going "HELLO I AM VARUS PLEASE KILL ME" while the tanks run in circles until the carries die.

I seriously need more pineapples for this post. It's especially bad in ARAM's because over half the time my team loses is because people say that and either go balls deep into the other team and die, or end up not doing anything. #1 advice to give if you want to lose.

I seriously need more pineapples for this post. It's especially bad in ARAM's because over half the time my team loses is because people say that and either go balls deep into the other team and die, or end up not doing anything. #1 advice to give if you want to lose.

On the other hand, sometimes you'll get a team that actually has no idea how to protect their squishies. I played a game as Garen a few days ago where the other team had an Orianna, and I could just walk around the enemy team and kill Orianna without any of them reacting.

Goddamit, I hate being in bronze. I was first pick in champion select, went Ori mid. Then someone went Lux, wanting to be mid. Since i was the good guy, I gave her mid, and went Ori supp. Long story short, Lux fed the enemy Fizz. UGH

On the other hand, I might be considering Ori support as my new main.

Fiora. ARAM.

Losing streak, and no hope. And no one to play with. Forever alone T_T

Shitty week in ARAM, 70% of my games have been lost on the loading screen, 10% due to me just derping around, and the other 60% because of how useless and idiots some of my douchebag teammates sorted out to be. Also AFK dicks.

I thought the point of playing aram was to have a non serious game where no one cares about the outcome

pomegranatety week in ARAM, 70% of my games have been lost on the loading screen, 10% due to me just derping around, and the other 60% because of how useless and idiots some of my douchebag teammates sorted out to be. Also AFK plantains.

Similar pomegranate here <.<

Majority of the time I end up being the Primary Carry/Peeler/Shot Caller/Play Maker at the same time in ARAM lately. Even dealing the most damage on a SUPPORT champ on AD/AP builds sometimes..

It's not that I take ARAM in a dead serious manner, but that's no reason people should play dumb or go recklessly YOLO-ing.



Another thing is, people don't pineappleing "build smart"... build Armor against a 5 AP team? seriously?, Other team has a Vayne? Get a FH/RO +TM someone FFS. Plenty of times I have to tell/suggest what to build to people of even Gold or higher ELO. You would think people at that point should have an understanding of general counters but no..

I definitely don't expect people to be perfect, but pomegranate, have some common sense at least please?



So apparently I'm a feeder for dying from blocking a Caitlyn ult? Guess what? One of us would've died anyways. I just saved your pineappleing ass from that ult denying the other team bonus gold since you're worth more than me. People don't pineappleing appreciate worthy sacrificial plays..

No, you aren't entitled to blue. No, you aren't going to miss the CS I'm taking from mid when you're dead. No, the world does not revolve around you. I was almost going to start playing ranked again, but I don't want to have to interact with brats like this.

Strongly dislike overly aggressive players on my team. Failing tower dives and ganks all over the place.