You're on an island with 5 other people

Who are they, and who do you eat first if it comes to that?

Best answer gets a prize.

My boyfriend (someone's gotta have my back)
Johnny Depp (he has experience with this kinda stuff),
Ellen Degeneres (No reason aside the fact that I enjoy her show)
Norman Reedus (No explanation necessary)
Some random california hipster kid. He'd be the one I'd eat first because he'd probably be the most healthy/nutritious.

Me, myself, I, Kenny, and all combined. I'll eat myself and it'll be all done.

Jon
Tay
Dan
Connor
Jared

We'd all eat Connor first because he's pretty delicious looking.

Ronald McDonald, Grimace, the Hamburglar, Mayor McCheese, and Birdie the Early Bird.

I guess I'd eat Ronald McDonald, because I'm pretty sure the other 4 are made out of foam or something.

Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, the Muffin Man, Alfred from Batman, and Sean Bean.

Assuming the Muffin Man is made of muffins or has muffins, we could eat him first. If not, we would eat Sean Bean because he is always one of the first main characters to die.

After we got through that unfortunate business, Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee would fight to the death while Alfred served me popcorn and little fruity alcoholic drinks with umbrellas in them.

3 Cool-aid men of different flavors for variety and 2 pokemon with the pick-up ability, because they would be finding fruits or other food out of nowhere no matter where they are, that's how it works.

Peter Dinklage (Tyrion Lannister, cause he's awesome)
Jacob Anderson (Grey Worm, cause he's a boss)
Emilia Clarke ( Daenerys Targaryen, for ya know... re-population and pomegranate )
Drogon (AKA DAT DRAGON)
Viserion (AKA DAT OTHER DRAGON)

We eat Grey Worm first.

We eat Grey Worm first.

But he's so skinny D:

But he's so skinny D:

But I need a woman and Tyrion is just fucking awesome and OMG DEM DRAGONS.
We would survive long enough with an awesome team like this anyway

M. Night.

And then I'd probably wake up and have eggs for breakfast because the island is actually a chicken. What a twist!

EDIT: Also, four chicken offspring.

5 copies of myself.

We'd never reach consensus on who to eat then. Probably me because clone meat is worse quality.

Jon
Tay
Dan
Connor
Jared

We'd all eat Connor first because he's pretty delicious looking.

Rick and 4 other people. We eat Rick first because he didn't pick me in his post.

Rick and 4 other people. We eat Rick first because he didn't pick me in his post.

Maybe if a certain slut came on SPIRC more I would have remembered he exists.

My five favourite Touhou characters

Futo
Reisen
Hina
Kokoro
Sakuya

I'd eat Kokoro first. Her hair looks like cotton candy.

Rick - He would be full of Connor.
Manu - He would be full of Rick
iAmFear - He would be full of McDonalds.
CrazyForDex - He would be full of muffin, man.
and xBTAx so he can give me my prize.

I'd then eat Manu.

Me and Norman Reedus x4. He's all I need =)

Jessica Biel for repopulating.
Norman Reedus for hunting skills.
Scooby(bodybuilder) for keeping in shape and eating when the time comes(lots of joocy meat)
Kate Beckingsale to make repopulation interesting.
Zack Galifasidsdfsdfi whatever for shits and jokes.

Providence, Corn, Eos, Girasol and Throes.

Providence cooks the Corn. Eos is a vegetarian and doesn't meat. Throes is small and doesn't eat much. And Girasol doesn't exist.

Michael Phelps X4. I would make harnesses out of local vegetation and a raft. I'd be back home in no time.