The Voice Thread

The source/original?

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Zelkova waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Sanics in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listened to, and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

Zelkova was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY Sanics!"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were Sanics.

"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Sanics!"

So Zelkova gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.

"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the Sanics.

"I will shoot at him" said the cyberSanic and he fired the rocket missiles. Zelkova plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the Sanics" he shouted

The radio said "No, Zelkova. You are the Sanics"

And then Zelkova was a Sanic.

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I can do it later.

Got my better microphone

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NuC5rhiAGT

http://vocaroo.com/i/s12dqsBzUyoG

Since dramatic readings seem to be a favorite, here you go.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tO2ezuKQVY

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YOU WILL BE KILL BY SPANICS!!!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bJO3OMzQUW

First read, didnt prep for it lawls.

Someone with an amazingly deep sultry voice, go read 50 Shades of Grey Disgusting to us.

[MENTION=7683]Foxino[/MENTION]; [MENTION=2375]Mazz[/MENTION]; GUHHHH. DEEP. BRITISH ACCENTS. Fangirling.

Don't want to talk at like...3:30 AM here but I did record a voiceover this morning anyway so http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hWWSK8oEaf

Someone with an amazingly deep sultry voice, go read 50 Shades of Grey Disgusting to us.

@Foxino; @Mazz; GUHHHH. DEEP. BRITISH ACCENTS. Fangirling.

Don't want to talk at like...3:30 AM here but I did record a voiceover this morning anyway so http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hWWSK8oEaf

I tried reading a somewhat cleaner part of 50 Shades at a work talent show. In front of my bosses. I barely got 2 sentences out.

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Code:

https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/blob/master/Collections/Copypasta/Remix/John-Stalvern.mediawiki

(no ill intentions toward Zelkova whatsoever)

Or, you could use one of those story generators someone in this thread mentioned earlier:

http://www.the-elite.net/story-generator/

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.p...e=storygen

Gave it my best shot, hard to do while sick q-q..

[MENTION=9887]Mandalay[/MENTION] making talking about video editing hot since 2012..

Someone with an amazingly deep sultry voice, go read 50 Shades of Grey Disgusting to us.

@Foxino; @Mazz; GUHHHH. DEEP. BRITISH ACCENTS. Fangirling.

Don't want to talk at like...3:30 AM here but I did record a voiceover this morning anyway so http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hWWSK8oEaf

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AYPtvaJl14

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AYPtvaJl14

Voice isn't deep enough minion

Voice isn't deep enough minion

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X3dQBHeo9H

Here's another one: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pAohNtT89U

Problem?

YOU WILL BE KILL BY SPANICS!!!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bJO3OMzQUW

First read, didnt prep for it lawls.

[MENTION=5555]Zelkova[/MENTION];

is going to love this

I'll take a crack at it in a bit. Anyone who recites the Sanic/Zelkova copypasta is instantly 100% cooler.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cr1wTEGLGn

Now someone give me something dramatic to read.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cr1wTEGLGn

Now someone give me something dramatic to read.

The Zelkova/Sanic copypasta.

Zelkova waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Sanics in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listened to, and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

Zelkova was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY Sanics!"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were Sanics.

"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Sanics!"

So Zelkova gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.

"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the Sanics.

"I will shoot at him" said the cyberSanic and he fired the rocket missiles. Zelkova plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the Sanics" he shouted

The radio said "No, Zelkova. You are the Sanics"

And then Zelkova was a Sanic.

The Zelkova/Sanic copypasta.

Done with dramatic dialogue.

Done with dramatic dialogue.

I swear, this might be the next "50 shades of grey" reading.

Also fixed my mic. I swear, it's not demonic anymore.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PawGPBY1pA

My first shot at the copypasta.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EBF09Vz0m1

I could've done a much better voice with the yelling and etc, but I'm in the dorm right now. My dormmates would think I was mental if they heard me screaming about killing sanics.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FUdDcB31m6