The Voice Thread

Anyone got requests for what I should dramatic read?

Anyone got requests for what I should dramatic read?

Anything involving sanics. Particularly, the sanic related posts in the Ads by Project Wonderful thread.

I'll do this later when my roommate's not around so I don't look like I'm doing something weird lol

yolo


http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iioiYhDwgT
[MENTION=2375]Mazz[/MENTION];

too many fans going in the background
i swear these dorms were originally designed to be giant ovens

Could please you make another one saying something along the lines of "...in another heartwarming Disney story, with all your favorite characters!"

Oh man that would be so awesome.

do this for the love of god.

i was gonna do some excerpt from a book about a vagina that is a portal to the depths of hell, but decided to leave the honors to [MENTION=9835]Spoon[/MENTION]; since she already has the head start. i went instead with something from spongebob.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CLHdIFbGRj

laptop microphone.

Recorded with my phone
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V775DyUKlX

do this for the love of god.

i was gonna do some excerpt from a book about a vagina that is a portal to the depths of hell, but decided to leave the honors to @Spoon; since she already has the head start. i went instead with something from spongebob.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CLHdIFbGRj

laptop microphone.

Is it bad that I know what book you are talking about?

Don't know who that is I cant be expected to remember all of my minions.

*Glare*

Anyways, that's my voice you posted. That was a quote I used from Big Bird's Hide and Speak when watching Cornshaq's had a few episode if you wanna check that out.

Also, do you have a Microphone to post your voice?

Recorded with my phone

Why didn't I think of that before?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ILutwbBYpA

Why didn't I think of that before?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ILutwbBYpA

You sound like a robot hahaha

You sound like a robot hahaha

After studying phonetics I think too much before speaking and it sounds weird

*Glare*

Anyways, that's my voice you posted. That was a quote I used from Big Bird's Hide and Speak when watching Cornshaq's had a few episode if you wanna check that out.

Also, do you have a Microphone to post your voice?

oh, must have had the wrong tab open I'll post mine later then.

After studying phonetics I think too much before speaking and it sounds weird

Find a book and read the first few sentences on a random page. Literally, be recording, flip to a page, and read.

Had to do this on my phone because inbuilt mics are terrible. I used a story generator and just recited a paragraph.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GGGJEmMwIL

yolo


http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iioiYhDwgT
[MENTION=2375]Mazz[/MENTION];

too many fans going in the background
i swear these dorms were originally designed to be giant ovens

<3

Lets try this again
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13x7qWK5AHn

Lets try this again
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13x7qWK5AHn

Do a dramatic reading.

Join the deep voice club. We have cookies. Or hard liquor, if you're not into cookies.

Hello I don't know how deep my voice can go but give me something to read and i'll give it a go.

Hello give me something to read and i'll give it a go.

 Spoiler

Zelkova waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Sanics in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listened to, and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

Zelkova was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY Sanics!"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were Sanics.

"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Sanics!"

So Zelkova gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.

"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the Sanics.

"I will shoot at him" said the cyberSanic and he fired the rocket missiles. Zelkova plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the Sanics" he shouted

The radio said "No, Zelkova. You are the Sanics"

And then Zelkova was a Sanic.

Code:

https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/blob/master/Collections/Copypasta/Remix/John-Stalvern.mediawiki

(no ill intentions toward Zelkova whatsoever)

Or, you could use one of those story generators someone in this thread mentioned earlier:

http://www.the-elite.net/story-generator/

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.p...e=storygen

 Spoiler

Code:

https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/blob/master/Collections/Copypasta/Remix/John-Stalvern.mediawiki

(no ill intentions toward Zelkova whatsoever)

Someone with a deep voice needs to read this.
I don't care who.
It needs to be read.

Someone with a deep voice needs to read this.
I don't care who.
It needs to be read.

The source/original?