Behold the power of Photoshop.

Warning: There be boobies.

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Pro tip: Open each image in their own tab on Firefox and click back and forth and be amazed.

...surely improved, but I've seen far better PS make-ups. She's ugly no matter what they do, anyways.

...surely improved, but I've seen far better PS make-ups. She's ugly no matter what they do, anyways.

Oh yeah? And what does your ideal woman look like?

What a cow (had to be first to say it)

Oh yeah? And what does your ideal woman look like?

Not like a cow.

Cosplay aside, the left picture isn't bad. I'm sure she has a nice personality, that's all that matters, right?

Not like a cow.

Are you referring to the costume orrrr...

Are you referring to the costume orrrr...

Oh ho, clever clever.

Personality? She's cosplaying as a cow, when she isn't much better than one herself. The heck does that say about her?

That's not cow-like weight. She's got a bit of a tummy, so what? More cushion for the pushin'.

You must find anorexic women attractive.

That's not cow-like weight. She's got a bit of a tummy, so what? More cushion for the pushin'.

You must find anorexic women attractive.

Actually I find them disgusting.

Oh ho, clever clever.

Personality? She's cosplaying as a cow, when she isn't much better than one herself. The heck does that say about her?

She has teats!

Actually I find them disgusting.

Denise Milani. Yes, no?

Denise Milani. Yes, no?

Finally something fun. Definite yes.

So how's this gonna go down?

Well now I know you have to be a fan of Misa Campo too.

Well now I know you have to be a fan of Misa Campo too.

Would you be surprised if I said no? She's definitely not anywhere close to ugly, but she does nothing for me.

Damn. That does surprise me...

Well, I got 1 out of 4. Good enough for me.

What a cow (had to be first to say it)

Go make her lactate.

Not like a cow.

About 50 or so years ago, that's actually considered "ideal" for women. Not the cow cosplay but the other cow.

About 50 or so years ago, that's actually considered "ideal" for women. Not the cow cosplay but the other cow.

That explains all the bloated old couples you observe today...

In their day, they were ing hot.