The Thread of Out-Of-Context IRC Quotes

[00:54] <Baklava> HUG ME, BROTHER
[00:54] <Baklava> OR INSERT YOUR PENIS IN ME
[00:54] <Baklava> W/E

This may or may not be a real quote. ;o;

You were doing so well, too.

It'd be "dildoooooooooooooooooooooo" breath "dildoooooooooooooo" breath "dildooooooooooo" etc

[21:51]<Jon_> [00:51] <@Jon_> pineapple Jon

Jonception.

Jonception.

[video=youtube;xO1TScQwu6g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO1TScQwu6g[/video]

<Jed> Maple's track titles
<Jed> Show Me The More Money
<Jed> (following Show Me the Money)

Mr Self-Destructive gets ownership of post #4. He's doing so well.

[17:11:26] <+Jed> WOULD LOVE TO TAKE GLASS ON A ROLLER COASTER

This n disapproves of Jonception and is breaking it.

<Jed> instead i bought hand lotion
<n> You can't eat that.
<n> Well, you could. But don't.

\21.28/ <+Jed>
\21.28/ <Fiel[GoT]> why is it that when you say that I envision a really creepy pedophilic smile

Mr Self-Destructive gets ownership of post #4. He's doing so well.

[17:11:26] <+Jed> WOULD LOVE TO TAKE GLASS ON A ROLLER COASTER

This n disapproves of Jonception and is breaking it.

What. HI SHOES!!!!!

Wooooaaawwww............ Have no idea whats going on in here ??? But still looks like fun
On the other hand my brother forcing me to leave this stuff and go buy a surfboard and get yourself into the water
Well as it looks the game info is awesome in the forum and the people are nice

<Jed> jon, we should've married more

\15.37/ * Fiel sexes Jed
\15.37/ <+Jed> waaah
\15.38/ <Fiel> gooby pls

[15:27] <Fiel> back when I was 385 pounds, my blood pressure was 160/110 @ 85 bpm RESTING
[15:27] <+b3n> oh god
[15:28] <+b3n> okay certainly not that bad
[15:28] <Fiel> now my bp is 110/65 @ 61 bpm resting
[15:28] <+b3n> that, that is good
[15:28] <Sega_> I think last time I went in mine was 128/60
[15:31] <Sega_> mine was 102/60
[15:31] <Sega_> what does that even good?
[15:31] <Fiel> "what does that even good?"
[15:31] <Fiel> "what does that even good?"
[15:31] <Fiel> "what does that even good?"

* Five_Second_Pose pins a beb to n nikki.
<b3n> my name has actually been mis-typed as "reybeb"
<b3n> my friends sometimes call me that in person
<n> don't pin bebs to n. ;-;
<n> we don't want to be bebn.
<n> or nbeb.

<n> and i'm currently dying from coggrr.

<b3n> corgis become significantly less adorable when they are killing you, i think

<Providence> yeah but tongues are not genitals

<Five_Second_Pose> 'ay Ryan
<Providence> 'ay Ben

<Providence> No one does inhales anymore, silly Ben

\07.25/ <@Jon_> rick gurl smuggle me into nz and I'll be ur slave

\17.05/ <+Providence> my ideal attire is always without pants

[20:21] <@Jon_> anyway, [20:20] <@Jon_> eh?
[20:22] <Razmos> Is this a canadian joke

BFCE (7:50): you're a girl so you have more powerthan i do
Xelendis (7:50): YES I HAVE
Xelendis (7:50): VAGINA POWER!

Not IRC but [MENTION=1562]Throes[/MENTION] and I were on LoL.

<Jed> hey guys i am 20 years old and i just taught myself to shave

[17:00] Pastryknight buttsbuttsbuttsbutts
[17:01] raizoo Jon_'s butt.
[17:02] Jon_ wat wher