Middle of Nowhere Mafia Signup/Discussion Thread

Oh.

Well then, Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday [MENTION=801]Jedward[/MENTION];

Seems like Corn's innocent... Hmm....

Wahhhh I have the worst luck in the world.

GREAT.

INB4 TOWN LOSES TONIGHT!

GG town. This looks like a repeat of the first game...

I am currently laughing at every townie in this game. So far nothing has gone as I expected and it's glorious.

Oh well... that's what happens when you've got a largely silent town for the first few days.

I've got to say I agree with Meta's theory. The way everyone has been dying sans lynching are all very much related to their environments and five wrongful lynches in a row is simply absurd even if the town has been inactive and not much info was obtained.

I am currently laughing at every townie in this game. So far nothing has gone as I expected and it's glorious.

Did I pop the bubble sir? I would have done it sooner but I have been busy plus I wanted to be 100% sure before I made a big reveal. (Because if I am right who would believe there is no mafia in a mafia game?)

It's entirely possible.

It's entirely possible.

And anything is possible?

And anything is possible?

The line was borrowed/adapted from Ray. It was his go-to "I can't answer that question" line.

Day will end at 9PM tonight because I have pomegranate to finish today

That was the deadest game in SP mafia history. Even rubbed off on me, which makes me sad because I was so hyped when writing Wreck-It Ralph's results.

POST-GAME

 Player list

1. [MENTION=846]Corn[/MENTION]: Michael Jefferson, the resident barkeep. Vanilla townie.
2. [MENTION=6709]FenixR[/MENTION]: Todd Jenkins, the postal clerk. Vanilla townie.
3. [MENTION=10601]yewjrn[/MENTION]: David Green, the banker. Vanilla townie.
4. [MENTION=6616]RandomZodiac[/MENTION]: Steven Phillips, the grocer. Vanilla townie.
5. [MENTION=10201]Niernen[/MENTION]: Martha Jenkins, wife of Todd Jenkins. Vanilla townie
6. [MENTION=801]Jedward[/MENTION]: Old Tom, an irritable old man. Vanilla townie, turned villain/Mafia when I became host.
7. [MENTION=5147]Moldyvort[/MENTION]: Elizabeth Jamison, the mayor's daughter. Vanilla townie.
8. [MENTION=2462]MetaSeraphim[/MENTION]: Alex Sanders, the butcher. Vanilla townie.
9. [MENTION=7446]Words[/MENTION]: Janet Farson, the town's doctor. Vanilla townie.
10. [MENTION=10378]Curtiss[/MENTION]: Jack Hawking, a carpenter. Vanilla townie.
11. [MENTION=7423]TheBirds[/MENTION]: Christopher Brown, the town drunk. Vanilla townie.
12. [MENTION=8732]VerrKol[/MENTION]: Lionel Masterson, a wealthy collector. Vanilla townie.
13. [MENTION=7364]Maping[/MENTION]: Mario Vasquez, a foreigner. Vanilla townie.
14. [MENTION=5194]Derosis[/MENTION]: Father Bill, the pastor at the local church. Vanilla townie.
15. [MENTION=9924]Afeared[/MENTION]: Jacob Poole, the pharmacist. Vanilla townie.
16. [MENTION=3195]ChaoticCJ[/MENTION]: Alyssa Williams, a teacher. Vanilla townie.
17. [MENTION=54]TKWizard[/MENTION]: Hank Little, the sheriff. Vanilla townie.

That was the deadest game in SP mafia history. Even rubbed off on me, which makes me sad because I was so hyped when writing Wreck-It Ralph's results.

Too many mafia games in a row can do this, which why I skipped the Wreck-It Ralph one. Some people obviously hit their limit during this game. I have to admit that this was the slowest one so far. All vanilla didn't help, people have less attention span when they have less to do. The end wasn't too surprising, no one trusted each other enough to lead the town in the end. I am surprised with some of the actions to lynch with no evidence and such. The game was interesting.

Okay, so I've skimmed around some of these threads and they sound really interesting, but too confusing for me to understand.

Anyone mind explaining to me what exactly these things are and.. would you guys mind me joining in?

I stopped following once i died. Let me get this straight.... everyone was a townie? How does the town win then? :f6:

I stopped following once i died. Let me get this straight.... everyone was a townie? How does the town win then? :f6:

Apparently, we were supposed to solve some clues and the only guy who will be saved should be the guy who's sent out. But we didn't send anyone out so all are dead.

I think I ran out of drive once I had the suspicion that no one was Mafia in this game when each of my votes towards people acting suspicious ended in a lynch. It was just a gut feeling, but look what happened.

I stopped following once i died. Let me get this straight.... everyone was a townie? How does the town win then? :f6:

Old Tom's diary revealed he knew more than he should, because he had the deaths of the townies written down when he was supposed to be missing, as well as the death that happened that night ([MENTION=6616]RandomZodiac[/MENTION]).

Old Tom had to be sent outside on the last day (easiest method), or had to be found and then lynched (he was hiding in several places, last of all the doctor's office, where he made the materials for the gas).

Yeah, I made that up.