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Why do minions hate me when im playing jayce?

Me: Derp let me use my Q in this patch of terrain devoid of minions to try and Harass kennen.
Minion: Derpy Herpy let me move to this patch of terrain before jayce uses his Q!

Le sigh.

Edit: GG Jayce, hammering near death people back to their fountain alive . aasfasdgkljhadflk i still laugh at that oversight of mine.

I'm bad, guise. Trapped at the bottom of Gold V...my mmr must be so low.

[COLOR="#0000FF"]Duo q with meeee then

we'll climb to platinum guy[/COLOR]

mfw dog gets hit by car at the start of a league match.

Anyways good hec games today .

ProTip: Never go with a full AD team, ever!

Even with people stacking HP, Going full armor against a Full AD team on top of HP stacking just make your lose more embarrassing when your team does pomegranate damage. And since your team is Full AD they will not look twice to get stupidly high numbers of Armor like or 200-300...

Oh, and with such stupid numbers, even a Last whisper will do almost nothing to your damage, yes it helps but its only the difference between 71 and 55-50% damage reduction.

P.S: I fucking hate good yorick players in TT, fucking bastard ult its fucking unfair.

I need to learn how to jungle

I hate this stupid game when i get Losing streaks. 4 stupid defeats in a pineappleing row... I wanna quit.

Also, anivia players are disgustingly OP when they know how to use that fucking wall...

I remember reading or hearing at one point that at level 21 one should start to get runes because the 3rd tier runes are usable then. Is that true, and what would a decent starter set be with around 11k IP to use? Or should I say screw it and unlock a few more champions?

Also, Tryndamere, Zillean, Darius and Singed make up for four of the most annoying bastards to try and fight in the same game. We'd manage to get someone down, but NOPE, Zillean to the rescue. Kill Trynd, but NOPE, he scoots out. And Darius, well he's Dairus. Did what I could with Ashe going 12/5 before we started to get steamrolled every team fight... Sure didn't help that I had the fewest deaths with 9 at the end of the game (a Fiora started with a 0/6 in the first 10 minutes or so, and 2 others had 17+ deaths...).

You start getting runes at level 21, enough to fill 2 standard books for AD and AP.

Armor Flat Yellow and MR per Level Blues are good basic ones, AD or Armor Pen Red for AD champs, Mres Pen Red for AP. Quints can be anything like more AD movespeed or AP.

Edit: Finally a Fucking Win Dammit. I was about to dismember the whole game so i would not play it for a month or so :S

6 losses in a row in Ranked. pineapple this game.

I need a duoq partner.
I keep winning lanes, keep giving out good calls, only to have my entire team call me out for sucking and then feed. I can't get better like this.

[COLOR="#0000FF"]Duo q for what normals? Who cares what other people say you're still pretty new. I'll just give you advice instead, playing bots doesn't help, and when you get into a game and your team is doing some dumb 2v5 pomegranate or something, don't follow them just leave or stay in the back and don't get caught. I don't watch your games to see what you do but on lolking it does look like you feed a little. But like I said who cares at 140 wins I was pomegranate too
I just kept playing and then eventually you'll learn what not to do, like being too aggressive when you're already losing, chasing, ganking at low health etc

And if you're talking about ranked then just keep playing normals. I know most people get to 30 and say yey ranked

and that's how elo hell was formed[/COLOR]

Tried Trundle. Gotlike peeling, cc, tanky, but....terrible damage O_O.

[COLOR="#0000FF"]Duo q for what normals? Who cares what other people say you're still pretty new. I'll just give you advice instead, playing bots doesn't help, and when you get into a game and your team is doing some dumb 2v5 pomegranate or something, don't follow them just leave or stay in the back and don't get caught. I don't watch your games to see what you do but on lolking it does look like you feed a little. But like I said who cares at 140 wins I was pomegranate too
I just kept playing and then eventually you'll learn what not to do, like being too aggressive when you're already losing, chasing, ganking at low health etc

And if you're talking about ranked then just keep playing normals. I know most people get to 30 and say yey ranked

and that's how elo hell was formed[/COLOR]

DuoQ in normals. I die a lot because I'm willing to give up my own life to guarantee my ADC a double/triple kill, and people love hitting squishy supports in teamfights as much as they love hitting tanks. I'm trying to practice post-laning phase mechanics, but I can't if my team refuses to cooperate rather than going "omg we lost a tower 1st we lose surrender at 20 plz" the moment the laning phase ends, which literally happens every game when I'm doing normals alone.

EDIT: Que'd up with roommates, got a 4 win streak.

I hate AP Tryndamere as much as I hate AP Yi on my team now. No one pineappleing knows how to use them and what team comps they fit in.

Also, the awkward moment when I'm first pick and pick a support, and my fifth pick selects an ADC that not only gets countered by the enemy adc and support but also doesn't complement with my support well.

I hate AP Tryndamere as much as I hate AP Yi on my team now. No one pineappleing knows how to use them and what team comps they fit in.

Also, the awkward moment when I'm first pick and pick a support, and my fifth pick selects an ADC that not only gets countered by the enemy adc and support but also doesn't complement with my support well.

AP Trynd is a mad pusher. Haven't seen him do much anything else yet besides win his lane. Is there a reason as to why he's popular? Doesn't seem to offer much to team fights and they're are much better split pushers(Nidalee and Shen come to mind)

Had one that just fed and died and yelled at us because WHY YOU GUYS NO PUSH BOT WHILE THEY'RE ATTACKING ME TOP.

Well okay like that's easy to do with the 5/0 Jayce basically 1 v 4 ing the team.

AP Trynda can be considered Tanky in a whole different way. With high amounts of AP you can recover somewhere around 500-700HP and with 40% CDR you have a 4-5sec Cooldown on it, Add your Ult that makes you even more unkillable and damn. Of course its not that useful for teamfighting, AP Trynda is disgustingly Sustainy, so you have to stick a lot to a target to kill them, but the heals makes Dueling always go in your way, i guess thats the reason why AP trynda win his lane a lot.

I hate AP Tryndamere as much as I hate AP Yi on my team now. No one pineappleing knows how to use them and what team comps they fit in.

Also, the awkward moment when I'm first pick and pick a support, and my fifth pick selects an ADC that not only gets countered by the enemy adc and support but also doesn't complement with my support well.

I strongly doubt that this is as big of a problem as you want to think it is.

If it's a Taric/Ashe verse a Draven and Thresh, I beg to differ.