Googling your screen names

I find nothing related to myself, which has a lot to do with the fact that i've never had any unique screen names. And my main character in MS had a name composed of 2 words instead of something unique.
If i include maplestory in the search i find stuff from basil, sleepy and old guild forums. Huh.

Found a picture of me finally getting 4th job @ level 150, hah.

 Spoiler

Youtube video of a song name Fools Love by Misfits of Science
Wikipedia entry for said song
Online dating website named Fools Love
Sites for lyrics for that song
Deviant Art account not of my own

Not a single thing that's actually mine until the third page, which is my last.fm account. lol

After ~30 minutes of searching.

1. Tons of post by my old Basil account back when I was an insanely frequent poster
2. My transformice "ranking" from when I tried it after reading the thread here
3. Tons of Screenshots of my Evan, Aran, and Dark Knight when I played in Demethos
4. Tons of accounts on game websites I've made

F'ucking blast from the past man

Searching "PirateIzzy" nets me some Disney channel character.

http://ffxiv.zam.com/en/item/2001006/Fla...o-Issuance

Yep, when I googled my username.

Rob is pretty much obvious that is not googleable at all, but RobMdza has some interesting results. Apparently I started using that moniker around '03 posting in Soldat forums (?). Then SP, SP, GameFAQs, SP, Photobucket.

Then it turns pretty hilarious and apparently a guy in Texas uses the same nickname for a dating site and some porn site which is full of mom f'ucking child's best friend videos bookmarked, I was like, what

The one thing I didn't want to see.

My old Gaea character.

Not too amazing results...

 Dark Knight: iceydragon29

Really old Youtube video from a guildie [video=youtube;Ru9JtP5WLH4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru9JtP5WLH4[/video]

Phantom (MyPanache): Some Salon/Day Spa in Pennsylvania (the website's literally mypanache.com) and definitions/synonyms of panache.

Evan (DragonsMirth): A deviantart account that's not mine and a guy who writes fan fiction for NeoPets 0.0"

ClawofBeta is fapping as we speak...

Googling...well, attemping to google Hanabira.Kage brought up "Hanabira.Kage's Guide" and "Hanabira.Kage Aran Guide" as autocomplete entries. Actually googling it brings up my profile on PSO-World, Maple-Radio, Umineko no Naku Koro ni wiki, among other things.

Oh look, a meso-selling site that has the introduction of my Aran guide on it for some reason. Posted without my consent, naturally.

Almost everything's a Southperry post with this one. Let's try my other alias.

...mainly Gamespot/FAQs and Crunchyroll. There's also Katawa Shoujo and profiles of a bunch of other accounts I created at some point but never used again.

Oh, and a couple links to my DJ Max Portable Black Square Link Disc Unlocks Guide (posted on GameFAQs). Who knew?

I live in South America, Spanish is my first language but I'm sure I always set everything up in English.
It surprises me because I never noticed it was in Spanish until now.
Every time someone complains about google or youtube changing I'm like "What? It changed? Huh"

In the case of Google's Search Engine, it changes to a default based on your IP. When I'm proxying my Browser, it auto changes to Google.co.jp because I have a Japanese IP.

For me: Apparently when I made my name, I REALLY meant Plantaris, according to Google, at least.
After that, it's just a ton of links to my various public account profiles, since Polantaris isn't exactly a common username...or uncommon...or even a word...or a name...or literally anything. My username is literally without definition.

Though, when I searched for forum posts on BYOND (Something I've been a member of since 2004, technically 2002 but under a different name), some of the topics I made are just absolutely awful. I'm ashamed of myself when I read some of that crap.

Funny enough, after enough pages, I happened upon this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M5TtF0rylI
The first YouTube Video I ever made...3rd Job Advancement into a White Knight back in 2006.

Googled 'icephoenix21' and went to images. Last image on the first row:


[MENTION=7678]ShinkuDragon[/MENTION]; lol

Google, you have surprised me! Nothing really peculiar on the first few pages. First link is an outdated link to my OkCupid profile (okay). All of my forums, an Urban Dictionary passage (what the hell is a cheesewoffen? Well I can tell you). Some guy impersonating me on Arad Senki! An old guide I built for 1-70 leveling post-BB, which I thought was really helpful with my experience in KMS at the time.

Whatever this is: www.myspace.com/wicked_in_wunderland/photos/1310941
I swear I'm not a Mexican lesbian with a theft problem. Or maybe I am. :3

Oh, and an old blog that I started THREE YEARS AGO. Ha, how young and naive I used to be.

At least three more links to my OkCupid profile. GOOGLE, STOP TRYING TO SET ME UP WITH STRANGERS!

AND THIS: chunkee-munkee1015.xanga.com/206713244/item/
I am NOT a hispanic girl!

Ah, good times.

Googled 'icephoenix21' and went to images. Last image on the first row:

[MENTION=7678]ShinkuDragon[/MENTION]; lol

funnily enough, when i searched for shinkudragon, on page three or four were two photo's next to the other, one was of you, the other was from some random redhead with a brave-like hair, and it looked like a before-after ad for shampoo, the two together like that hahaha.

Decided to remove the dot and search for images instead.

About 99.99% of the pictures aren't even mine, or have anything to do with me.

A two-year-old thread about NosTale I made on this site: http://www.southperry.net/showthread.php?t=31995
(I'm pretty sure that orange all attack bonus is on that dagger no matter what, so I was just an idiot then)

I also got a site with this guy copy-pasting my entire Maker Skill guide. He credited it to me, but...

For some reason I get images from Veengle (seems to be some kind of video making site). It appears to be due to someone copy-pasting my attempt at translating the Maplestory Chaos PV script into the descriptions for the videos. I can't find that post...I'm pretty sure it was on this site...

Various people who actually has Rhayn in their real names. And also various other people who decided that Rhayn would make a nice internet handle. Who is this Rhayn Jooste person? Some instrumentalist who's written for some bass player's magazine, apparently. Also, I'm apparently a named mob in EQ2.

Image search is similarly uninteresting; I can spot a couple of my forum avatars somewhere down the page, but that's it.

Providence told me about where I live and ByTheFireplace gave me terrible poetry.