Convince someone to play your class with two words

Hero:I can swing my sword~...and have purple...pink orbs float around me.
Kaiser:Swords, swords, and FLOATING SWORDS.

Wild Hunter:

Big. Cat.

Useless. Jaguar.

Cannonneer:

INVENTORY SPACE.

holy symbol

Pirates

uh...Nice hats?

Cannonneer:

INVENTORY SPACE.

That's a pretty convincing reason, haha.

Kaiser:
Almost dragoon

Mechanic: Robots. Mechas.

Kaiser: Dragon Warrior

Phantom: Mega Man

Dual Blade: Stronger Shadower

Cannoneer: Bazooka sniper

Cannoneer: Bazooka sniper

Or:

Buccaneer- Big Laser

dual blade;

shadowers jelly?

Dragons.

Magic.

Contracts.

Wild Hunters

Mobile Hurricane.

Just wait until we get Hypers

Kaiser:

Moar swords!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaiser:

Moar swords!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trace... On!

Jett:

Space pirate

or

recolored skills

Kaiser: Get dunked
I can't be the only guy who was thinking this.

Kaiser:

Moar swords!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unlimited Blade Works.

Luminous:
[video=youtube;YIiIK6cEZgU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIiIK6cEZgU[/video]
(Totally not three words,*Doesn't applies to any version except kms)

Explorer Mages:

So underplayed

Marksmen:

lol wut?