December 20th.

Will be staying over at my new boyfriends place tomorrow, so will be waking up all happy on the 20th, then i'll be going home to chill with my parents, and my brother will be coming home that day I think, so i'll spend the 20th with my boyfriend and all my close family. So I suppose i'll have no regrets about dying alone.

Yay! happy thoughts!

(You'd think if it was the end of the world, it would have started by now, earthquakes and pomegranate, you know)

Exactly. This rules out a plague and probably a zombie apocalypse.

All I can say is that there will be a spike in the number of births in September 2013

Yeah, I'm going to play MapleStory since I'm sure 50% of the players will take shelter for the 21st. Free maps for me!

Going to eat an entire cake on my own.
I mean if the world is going to end i'll let it end with no regrets.

Repairing my broken-ass laptop.
Getting a masseuse to come to my motel room.
Enjoying lots of alcohol.

Preparing, if not for world end, some huge terrorist attack on 21st.

Seems like a too great date for mad people to attempt something.

Going to get laid.

What a second. I don't have a girlfriend. Nor enough money or the means to get a hooker.

Dammit.

IT BEGINS ENDS

. I don't a girlfriend.

Is this a typo?

Going to Merida, Yucatan tonight. I'll be arriving tomorrow morning.
Gotta recharge myself with some mayan bullshit.

In case something happens, was nice to know you guys!

Going to get laid.

What a second. I don't a girlfriend. Nor enough money or the means to get a hooker.

Dammit.

find someone who believes this crap
do the naked dance with said person.

Wait... how do we know when the world is supposed to end? In parts of Europe and in Asia it is already the 21st, but here in the U.S. it is the 20th?! THE WORLD COULD ALREADY BE OVER AND I WOULDNT EVEN KNOW IT FOR 6~ MORE HOURS. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wait... how do we know when the world is supposed to end? In parts of Europe and in Asia it is already the 21st, but here in the U.S. it is the 20th?! THE WORLD COULD ALREADY BE OVER AND I WOULDNT EVEN KNOW IT FOR 6~ MORE HOURS. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

World ends per time zone, Once you pass into midnight there is a Temporal vortex that envelops your timezone and beings the end.

World ends per time zone, Once you pass into midnight there is a Temporal vortex that envelops your timezone and beings the end.

Well f'uck. So much for my friends in the UK then. They have 31minutes lol...

I'm currently in the 21st december.
It's not a lot different from the 20th.

I got a slight itch though. That's it.

I wish I knew how to get a hooker...

World ends the 21th, Yucatan time zone. Mayans didn't give a pomegranate about the rest of the world, so they did not bother giving times for each part of the world. This is supported by their lack of fucks given to leap years on their calendar.

11:11am UTC zone is what I've seen. From Pacific/Mountain/Central/Eastern, that's 3:11/4:11/5:11/6:11 am, so most people would be asleep already. Mayans themselves never predicted the end anyway. It's just a new cycle in their calendar (which reminds me of Y2K, even though I was like 1 year old or so.

Edit: Don't think the world is ending, but it is so windy here it sounds like my house is going to blow apart.

I wish I knew how to get a hooker...

Purchase an iphone.
Ask Siri where the nearest prostitution house is
Profit.

Wait... how do we know when the world is supposed to end? In parts of Europe and in Asia it is already the 21st, but here in the U.S. it is the 20th?! THE WORLD COULD ALREADY BE OVER AND I WOULDNT EVEN KNOW IT FOR 6~ MORE HOURS. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If we want to the into this topic:

Mayans exactly predicted it in the winter solstice which is gonna be 21/Decembre 5:36 AM Mexico Time (Central time US).
It's just a change of an era.
Don't mind me, I'm just at the Riviera Maya.