How do you ask a girl to do it?

Lol @ Basil thread.

You could always do that plantain-in-the-box-and-have-her-open-the-box thing.

You know, I love how we're all talking about how bad Basil is when half of us can't even answer the question seriously. I also love how we're trolling that thread because Basil sucks so much.

Way to go, guys.

You know, I love how we're all talking about how bad Basil is when half of us can't even answer the question seriously. I also love how we're trolling that thread because Basil sucks so much.

Way to go, guys.

You know, I love how we're all talking about how bad Basil is when half of us can't even answer the question seriously. I also love how we're trolling that thread because Basil sucks so much.

Way to go, guys.

You're always so negative .

Ask if they want a Pineapple!

Umm, threaten that girl by showing innappropriate pictures of her and threaten to put it out in public if she doesn't give you sex?

I mean, it worked for that perverted guy in a few H-animes...

 For those of you know want to know:

*cough* Shusaku *cough*

I wonder if I'll get banned for putting this up on Basil... Then again, I doubt any of them saw that H-anime title.

You know, I love how we're all talking about how bad Basil is when half of us can't even answer the question seriously. I also love how we're trolling that thread because Basil sucks so much.

Way to go, guys.

Nah, we're laughing at the, uh, irrelevance starting from page 7 or so.

the title says it, if you don't get it then leave.

If you have experience, provide detail of the event such as where and when.

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You know, I love how we're all talking about how bad Basil is when half of us can't even answer the question seriously. I also love how we're trolling that thread because Basil sucks so much.

Way to go, guys.

Nah, I'm just chuckling at how Basilers respond to our memes.

I haven't done this sort of thing, yet. But I can tell one from one thing, since I'm a ladies-man, ya know? It's all in the 'hands' and how you say your words, good-sir. If you're good with your hands, know how to massage, know the right words to use, and use appropriate body-gestures along with smiles and winking, I think you'll do fine. If you can't do all of the above, .....may God have mercy on you.

Just whip it out and tell her it's not going back in until it goes in atleast 1 of 3 holes.

From [SIZE="2"]Basiler - UpStairsOutside[/SIZE] :
Make sure your first time is with someone special and that you care about.
[SIZE="2"]Use a condom.[/SIZE]
Make sure both of you are ready for it.
[SIZE="2"]be aware of the possible consequences.[/SIZE]

If you're like me, you're gonna forget the parts in Bold... Have fun!

she's been following me for a few month now, and I kinda just accepted her.

o___O Sounds like someone lost their pet. Unless you're actually dating or she's a whore, I don't see this as happening.

maybe i've watched too much porn

It's never too much.

 Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFjKFDvyJ80

Say "Bend Over"

Get you and her alone, someone where only you two are.
When you know you're alone, say to her 'I think we should do it'
Then she'll say 'ok lets do it'
You go to the beach, and orgasm all over the place

best sex ever

 srsly

Don't rush into sex. Virginity is not just a word, just think when you're 30, and you slept with a girl you were going out with for a week, you'll feel ashamed. I'm still a virgin and proud, since I live in an area where 80% of 15 year olds have an active sex life. I'm waiting for 'the one'. Not saying I'm waiting until marriage, or my life partner, but someone who I love.

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I haven't done this sort of thing, yet. But I can tell one from one thing, since I'm a ladies-man, ya know? It's all in the 'hands' and how you say your words, good-sir.(1) If you're good with your hands, know how to massage, know the right words to use, and use appropriate(2) body-gestures along with smiles and winking, I think you'll do fine. If you can't do all of the above, .....may God have mercy on you.

Basically

How to be Khoi : Grab your GF's boobs and ass. Alot.

about 2 : lol Khoi, anything you do with your GF, E or IRL, is so perverted, and so far away from appropiate :p.[/SIZE]

Or you could be like these guys:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytKvEv9s...re=related

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Basically

How to be Khoi : Grab your GF's boobs and ass. Alot.

about 2 : lol Khoi, anything you do with your GF, E or IRL, is so perverted, and so far away from appropiate :p.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

I don't just grab, man. I say words too! Like.. "GET IN BED!", lol, j/k. <_<

Lol @ #2.

Just tell her "nice shoes wanna pineapple." Works every time.

Just tell her "nice shoes wanna pineapple." Works every time.

Perhaps if the girl is REALLY into pineapples, then yeah.