[Webcomic] MSPA: Let me tell you about Homestuck...

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He's a bard, he jokes around, he's a f'ucking clown for Christs sake. NOTHING WITH HIM WILL MAKE SENSE UNTIL SOMEONE ELSE EXPLAINS IT.

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Caliborn.
Caliborn what are you doing.
Stop it.


Clown shenanigans. How do they bucking work?

11/19/2012

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This is getting ridiculously meta. WHO'S TYPING ALL THAT ON THE CONSOLE?? CALLIOPE??

11/19/2012

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This is getting ridiculously meta. WHO'S TYPING ALL THAT ON THE CONSOLE?? CALLIOPE??

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It's Huss.

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It's Huss.

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How can Hussie type all that out WHEN HE IS ALREADY DEAD?

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How can Hussie type all that out WHEN HE IS ALREADY DEAD?

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Because it was always hussie, until someone else took the reigns. Whether it was Mecha-Hussie or regular Hussie.

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Because it was always hussie, until someone else took the reigns. Whether it was Mecha-Hussie or regular Hussie.

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Mecha Hussie was already destroyed by Lord English, and regular Hussie died soon after. So... yeah.

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Mecha Hussie was already destroyed by Lord English, and regular Hussie died soon after. So... yeah.

Man, it's Hussie. Do you even have to question it?

They are merely just avatars of the real omnipotent hussie, kinda like the Cueball guy (Forgot the name) was to lord english.

Man, it's Hussie. Do you even have to question it?

Of course he himself is alive and well, but all his currently know avatars in the comic are all dead. Inb4

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Cherub or Dreamself Hussie

They are merely just avatars of the real omnipotent hussie, kinda like the Cueball guy (Forgot the name) was to lord english.

Doc Scratch. Only the 2nd most important Felt member other than English. sdgjksdgjsklgj

And omniscient, not omnipotent. Lord Engish is omnipotent (all-mighty), Doc Scratch is omniscient (knows all). Not to be confused with omnipresent (is everywhere). Now that I think about it, Lord English is pretty much omnipresent as well thanks to time travel so HE IS ALREADY HERE.

Of course he himself is alive and well, but all his currently know avatars in the comic are all dead. Inb4

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Cherub or Dreamself Hussie

Doc Scratch. Only the 2nd most important Felt member other than English. sdgjksdgjsklgj

And omniscient, not omnipotent. Lord Engish is omnipotent (all-mighty), Doc Scratch is omniscient (knows all). Not to be confused with omnipresent (is everywhere). Now that I think about it, Lord English is pretty much omnipresent as well thanks to time travel so HE IS ALREADY HERE.

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LE is Omnipresent not omnipotent.

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LE is Omnipresent not omnipotent.

Guh, that's what I just said in the end, adding in LE is pretty much omnipresent as well.

Also, is he not also omnipotent? He's an indestructible demon that can only be defeated by glitching the game. Aka no normal methods can hope to keep him down. He also goes around destroying dream bubbles, injuring horrorterrors, and cracking Space like it's nothing. He's powered by the Green Sun due to Doc Scratch's body. That's a flipping huge power source right there. Bec Noir is also essentially omnipotent thanks to the ring and 1st Guardian powers. Eh, know what. Let's just agree Lord English is downright monstrously powerful.

Guh, that's what I just said in the end, adding in LE is pretty much omnipresent as well.

Also, is he not also omnipotent? He's an indestructible demon that can only be defeated by glitching the game. Aka no normal methods can hope to keep him down. He also goes around destroying dream bubbles, injuring horrorterrors, and cracking Space like it's nothing. He's powered by the Green Sun due to Doc Scratch's body. That's a flipping huge power source right there. Bec Noir is also essentially omnipotent thanks to the ring and 1st Guardian powers. Eh, know what. Let's just agree Lord English is downright monstrously powerful.

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Then LE turns out to not be the big bad, lel

Update:

Yep. Knew he'd do it again.

11/20/2012 + 11/21/2012

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Whoever is speaking to Caliborn, he's downright hilarious. I like how the punishment for Caliborn is to play more music if he keeps shooting Gamzee. And where the hell are the walls in this comic anymore? They're either missing or demolished. Also the caps lock bit made me giggle a bit, Caliborn did all that extra work for nothing when Caps Lock would have been much more efficient. I feel a whee bit bad though that apparently Caliborn sucks at learning. So is he angry because he has a learning disability? Also,

YOU CAN'T KEEP DOWN THE CLOWN.

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Huh. I'd sorta been taking it for granted that Gamzee had God Tier. Based on the continued bleeding, perhaps not- though I suppose Plot Armor combined with Obnoxious Clown Armor will suffice regardless.

And I must say, the implications Hussie is making about normal Cherub development raise a lot of questions.

Not Homestuck related, but still MSPA; TopatoCo has a beautiful set of sbahj poetry fridge magnets available for purchase.

Considering buying them..

11/23/2012

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But Caliborn.
How do you expect to kill me...
When I am already dead!
Hahahahahaha, oh man.



Hussie is the exile?
HUSSIE IS EXILE. HOW DO TALK FROM BEYOND THE DEAD.
This also means.... Hussie and Gamzee turned Lord English to who he is now! They're responsible for eeeeeverything! Everybody panic!

11/23/2012

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But Caliborn.
How do you expect to kill me...
When I am already dead!
Hahahahahaha, oh man.



Hussie is the exile?
HUSSIE IS EXILE. HOW DO TALK FROM BEYOND THE DEAD.
This also means.... Hussie and Gamzee turned Lord English to who he is now! They're responsible for eeeeeverything! Everybody panic!

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We told you it was hussie.

I'm waiting on hussie to tell caliborn to go suck his silly clown c'ock. Please based god make it so.

Also

Kawaii me to double death bro!

Oh my god, that was the most creative update.

Also the most amusing.