[Webcomic] MSPA: Let me tell you about Homestuck...

WELL, FIRST MY PATRON TROLL WAS KARKAT, AND NOT I GET KARKAT. THIS IS THE BIGGEST CHANGE NI MY LIFE.

FUN GAME, FROM NOW ON EVERYONE MUST TALK LIKE THEIR PATRON TROLL WHILE POSTING IN THIS THREAD!

F'UCK YOUR SH'IT. I DO WHAT I WANT.

So... Someone born on the 29th of December... Who's his patron Troll?

I Believe Their Patron Troll Would Be Tavros.

you landwwellers don't understand how hard it is for me to not kill you all. it's hard being a superior seadwweller such as myself. it's hard, and nobody understands.

[COLOR="#2b0057"]haha motherf'uckers
UPDATE

1/15/2012[/COLOR]

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I kind of feel bad that Caliborn has nothing in his session so far to kill. I do like however that he's semi-punished by having to keep walking around his planet, since obviously he expected there to be stuff to kill. It's also really something to see Caliborn having a philosophical moment. Inb4 Caliborn is NOT ACTUALLY LORD ENGLISH.

Red blinking light? Caliborn's quest bed?!

[COLOR="#2b0057"]the potato has been found
SHI'T IS GOING DOWN

11/16/2012[/COLOR]

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Well that kind of sucks. Poor Roxy and Calliope. Who knew if that could have worked has it been verbal. Judging from what Caliborn already knows, maybe Calliope's name is a last cause anyways.

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Jane, calm down.

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Jane, calm down.

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As morbid as it seems, I found the idea of Jake shaking Dirk's dead head like a can of dry beans to be very amusing.

New flash, oooh.

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well that was unexpected.

EXPECTED IT.

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sure didn't expect Gamzee's arrival to begin with, though

By the way... did anyone happen to notice

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That Caliborn is in posession of Gamzee's laptop?

That was possibly the best update in the last 3 years.

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Because I hate Gamzee...

At the risk of dropping out of the sky years after losing all relevance to the Maple community: oh look, a Homestuck thread.

That was possibly the best update in the last 3 years.

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Because I hate Gamzee...

Amen madame @__@

11/18/2012

I don't think spoilers are needed to convey my thoughts: What the hell did I just watch?? It was hilarious. But what.

By the way... did anyone happen to notice

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That Caliborn is in posession of Gamzee's laptop?

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Does this mean that this actually happened in the past or something? Maybe Gamzee met Caliborn long before, and after this "death" he takes Calliope's laptop. CRAZY THEORIES AHOY.

*Holy crap this update created 31 pages in the MSPA forums. Such madness!

dying @ these last three flash updates.

11/18/2012

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Does this mean that this actually happened in the past or something? Maybe Gamzee met Caliborn long before, and after this "death" he takes Calliope's laptop. CRAZY THEORIES AHOY.

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Isn't the other way around more likely? With the Weird Time pomegranate going for him, Lord English could send godtier Gamzee back in time to facilitate everything he'd needed as young Calliborn.... though that still leaves the question of when and why Gamzee ends up on LOCAH with Jane...

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But does that death count as "Just" or "Heroic" assuming he actually is God Tier? I mean, he probably has it coming, but was the death itself "Just" or "Heroic"? I dunno. More random theory.

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But does that death count as "Just" or "Heroic" assuming he actually is God Tier? I mean, he probably has it coming, but was the death itself "Just" or "Heroic"? I dunno. More random theory.

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The wings were fake. THIS RAISES EVEN MORE QUESTIONS. Also, that death counted as neither. It's quite similar to how John died as a God Tier, except without actually trying to attack.

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I kinda figured the wings were fake, but the whole outfit kinda just never has made sense to me. Did he just steal it from someone from a doomed timeline, or what?

And then, is he technically immortal or not? So many random questions that I feel that I should know the answer to but don't.

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We at least know where he got the Codpiece, he might have alchemised the other parts of the outfit sometime in the... sometime.