Funny SSs

.....................what



r u srs nexawn

So one defame = -1 charm? HARSH

I de-AFKed and came back to see my first politics troll o_O Then I checked its info out... either it is trying to get defames, or it is just the typical Maple denizen. It's kind of hard to tell.



//edit: Wait, is Hx "hacks"? Is it a hacker and is that why it has defames. I really dislike hackers

I miss the old days when people used to die a lot during bosses like Zak and HT, so thanks Bryan for being a noob.

 Spoiler

Not really funny, but I thought it was pretty cool. (Didn't want to make an entirely new thread, so)

I can explain...

Just breaking out of the boundaries, you know.

It's been so long since I visited the Ereve training grounds that I completely forgot about this, but here you go, a snapshot of a bird taking a dive and its companions saying NO DON'T JUMP.



To be continued: Where's the bird?

This is what you do when you get a Mysterious Meso Pouch from raising an imp

Where's your boyfriend?

Where's your boyfriend?

 Spoiler

God is a nun's only boyfriend. He was watching you and shaking his head at your fungus and ghost lust.

God is a nun's only boyfriend. He was watching you and shaking his head at your fungus and ghost lust.

... Well I'm not married so yeah.

;__; This happened while I was afk..

Guy: what is this anvil I keep hearing about?
Other guy: it gives an item the appearance of another item but it keeps its stats
Guy: wtp how do you do that

So, MapleSEA did a funny thing where Phantom was supposed to be released after a server check that ends on 2:00 pm Wednesday but I guess he got impatient or the person doing the coding input this along with the other events. Anyway, here's an example of the ensuing lols:

So it looks like a master thief can steal his own heart now?



Hey, that's me you're talking about!



This however took me completely off-guard. Shocking, I tell you.



BAWW DON'T INSULT MY IMPECCABLE ENGLISH



Basically, the female Phantom was talking about the way I typed (I always capitalize no matter what and I use standard English about 95% of the time despite our region's English being...special). The guy assumed I was using a phone with an auto-correct feature to play Maple as he didn't think anyone would actually capitalize the letters manually.

Phone with auto-correct. Maple Story. What.

Oh I thought the minimum level was 30...

Oh, never you mind. I'll just train my ability to sleep while sitting while you mine for more riches.



It seemed more appropriate to do this with a Phantom since everyone knows how much he loathes training but damn, that expression is hilarious.

Well, I don't want to touch this thing, it's soild.

um...

He thinks I'm a paparazzi and only appears after I take my screenshots.

They really are. Not often I see people try to squeeze out a free spot for others.