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Katie Wrote:Uh, what? afk crying.
I guess I'm a dirty girl too. Oh well.
And to the guys saying they don't smell it, when y'all are jerking it and you blow your load, do you hold your breath? You are bound to smell it.
Actually, I have wanked off a couple times, and I end up making a huge puddle, but I smell nothing inside that small, tight, and red boxers of mine. -notices everyone staring at me- ....K.
It's just a clear or sometimes white liquid with no smell, well, mine anyways. I usually eat ramen and hamburgers a lot, I wonder if my semen is supposed to taste like ramen + hamburger. :f6:
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Sorry, but sucking on something guys don't even wipe sounds a bit dirty to me.
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Roxas Wrote:[SIZE="2"]huh what. explain please nikkey[/SIZE]
The ocean between Norway and England didn't exist before I came.
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Devil's Sunrise Wrote:The ocean between Norway and England didn't exist before I came.
I see what you did thar. 
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...Well children, what have we learned?
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Porphion Wrote:...Well children, what have we learned?
[SIZE="2"]The sea between England and Norway is made up of spermazoids?[/SIZE]
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Very good, you get an "A" today. What ELSE have we learned? *stares at Greg*
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RomanceDied Wrote:Sorry, but sucking on something guys don't even wipe sounds a bit dirty to me.
Excuse me miss, but I assure you that my plantain sparkles like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
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Greg Wrote:Excuse me miss, but I assure you that my plantain sparkles like Edward Cullen in the sunlight. [SIZE="2"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]
How nice to know that you walk with your plantain in the sun.[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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Greg Wrote:Excuse me miss, but I assure you that my plantain sparkles like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
It's about as dead and unused as him too.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
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Man.. how did I not see it coming..
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Devil's Sunrise Wrote:The ocean between Norway and England didn't exist before I came.
MUST
SWIM
TO
NORWAY.
i love cum. get the guy to eat loads of pineapples = sweet cum.
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Myles Wrote:i love cum. get the guy to eat loads of pineapples = sweet cum. So if a guy eats something, his cum will taste like what he ate? :f6:
That's new...
By the way, this thread is hilarious.
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Greg, I'm very overwhelmed by your... degree of curiosity. >_>;
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Myles Wrote:MUST
SWIM
TO
NORWAY.
i love cum. get the guy to eat loads of pineapples = sweet cum.
Wow, lemme get out of your way Myles.....
I'm gonna go cry now.
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That jizz-mopper job opening seems a whole lot sweeter now
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Mark, we've got an Arcanum moving in on your position.
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Smells like chlorine, tastes like pomegranate, feels like mucus. Somewhat.
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Harrisonized Wrote:So if a guy eats something, his cum will taste like what he ate? :f6:
That's new...
By the way, this thread is hilarious.
nonon, like, sweet stuff makes it go slightly sweet, bitter stuff makes it go slightly bitter.
Wow, if your thereoy was right, id make my bf eat loads of chocolate ;d
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myles Wrote:wow, if your thereoy was right, id make my bf eat loads of chocolate ;d
I just said that to you! 
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