Southperry Kissing Booth Closed
#21
Sarah Wrote:I think you're thinking of herpes simplex 1 (a cold sore)

Mono is not visible.

Well, not in the form of rashes or bumps, anyway (although some people do have swelling around their neck). My best friend had mono senior year of high school. She sat behind me in physics and was pretty much unable to function for a few months.
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#22
Posting in a Funhouse thread.
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#23
Dusk Wrote:unable to function for a few months.

This had better not last months. I can barely handle the thought of this for weeks more.
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It's not having what you want - It's wanting what you've got.
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#24
Kunagisa Wrote:Posting in a Funhouse thread.

Do you have spidey senses for amusing threads?
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#25
thats what you get for making out with dirty boys off grindr
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#26
Christopher Wrote:thats what you get for making out with dirty boys off grindr

Grindr barely registers in this zip code. A4A is my only hope Rolleyes
It's not having what you want - It's wanting what you've got.
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#27
Interesting, I noticed that the whole southperry being recognized a week previous to your announcement, so that was two weeks ago. So it wouldn't be out of the question to assume that you got this mono from Hime where you not only seduced but used her to get recognition for southperry. The union was of course secret which is why you were sent the generic email.
/fabricateddramaformyownamusment

OH AND THE TITLE IS EVEN A MOCKING THE COMMUNITY. Clearly this took place in L.A and you metat a kissing booth which resulted in the mono exchange. Crafty eos crafty.
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#28
This thread seems really Monotone.
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#29
Sn1perJohnE Wrote:This thread seems really Monotone.

Most threads in this subforum are monotonous, so it fits.
It's not having what you want - It's wanting what you've got.
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#30
Eos Wrote:Most threads in this subforum are monotonous, so it fits.

Touche.
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#31
Eos Wrote:Most threads in this subforum are monotonous, so it fits.

Pretty sure my threads are spunky like a gay unicorn. PRETTY SURE.
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#32
KhainiWest Wrote:Pretty sure my threads are spunky like a gay unicorn. PRETTY SURE.

Are there straight unicorns? I assumed all unicorns were male and just overly gay.
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#33
Eos Wrote:We only tell the pretty people.
That's not very nice.
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#34
Sn1perJohnE Wrote:Are there straight unicorns? I assumed all unicorns were male and just overly gay.

Actually, only about half of the unicorns in the world are male.

They are all gay though.
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#35
Razmos Wrote:That's not very nice.
You're not very pretty.
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#36
Aircalibur421 Wrote:Actually, only about half of the unicorns in the world are male.

They are all gay though.

Explains why they don't exist.
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#37
I thought the first post's first line said "because I have meno[pause]"
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#38
Come back soon.
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#39
Plasmablaster Wrote:I thought the first post's first line said "because I have meno[pause]"

She already went through that ages ago.
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#40
Sn1perJohnE Wrote:Are there straight unicorns? I assumed all unicorns were male and just overly gay.

They're actually all female and lesbian. It's hotter that way.
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