Corrupt a wish thread!

I wish I could make better decisions and choices.

Granted, but you now attempt to control everyone else's actions because you always know what's best. This alienates all your friends and family. Your compulsive advice giving on the street corner finally forces police to exile you from human civilization.

I wish I knew if aliens existed.

Granted, but you now attempt to control everyone else's actions because you always know what's best. This alienates all your friends and family. Your compulsive advice giving on the street corner finally forces police to exile you from human civilization.

I wish I knew if aliens existed.

Granted, you try telling everyone that they're amongst us but end up in a mental institute.

I wish for cake.

Granted, you try telling everyone that they're amongst us but end up in a mental institute.

I wish for cake.

Granted. It's made in the least hygienic bakery ever and you catch a bunch of horrible diseases.

I wish for the sacred chalice.

Granted. It's made in the least hygienic bakery ever and you catch a bunch of horrible diseases.

I wish for the sacred chalice.

Granted, you get it and everyone thinks you're nerd and they bully you until you suicide.

I wish I had 1 more cat.

Granted, you get it and everyone thinks you're nerd and they bully you until you suicide.

I wish I had 1 more cat.

Granted, it leads your other cats in a coup and claws your eyes and tongue out.

I wish for the ability to grant my own wishes.

I wish for the ability to grant my own wishes.

You gain the ability to grant your own wishes, but then somebody wishes that you lose the ability to grant your own wishes and since that wish is elsewhere it will not get corrupted and you are back to where you are with wishes.

I wish the keyboard and mouse I want are not so expensive.

You gain the ability to grant your own wishes, but then somebody wishes that you lose the ability to grant your own wishes and since that wish is elsewhere it will not get corrupted and you are back to where you are with wishes.

I wish the keyboard and mouse I want are not so expensive.

Granted, they become cheap as hell because they're now manufactured with the worst materials possible. You end up wishing for another set that doesn't break after a month and it turns out they're as expensive as the ones you wished for were. And the you get stuck in a loop wishing for cheaper mouse and keyboard and when you get that you wish for better quality and so on.

Granted, they become cheap as hell because they're now manufactured with the worst materials possible. You end up wishing for another set that doesn't break after a month and it turns out they're as expensive as the ones you wished for were. And the you get stuck in a loop wishing for cheaper mouse and keyboard and when you get that you wish for better quality and so on.

You didn't make a wish, so I wish that you made a wish.

You didn't make a wish, so I wish that you made a wish.

And that wish would be [insert something here], but you [insert some sort of corruption here] so therefore it all becomes too confused to keep up with.

I wish my allergies would go away.

And that wish would be [insert something here], but you [insert some sort of corruption here] so therefore it all becomes too confused to keep up with.

I wish my allergies would go away.

Granted, your current allergies go away but you get a couple of new ones.

I wish for a drill that will pierce the heavens.

Granted, your current allergies go away but you get a couple of new ones.

I wish for a drill that will pierce the heavens.

Granted. However, because the drill is 200% the size of the universe, it obliterates everything in said universe with it's sheer mass and energy. Who the hell do you think you are?

I wish someone would legally give me a working copy of the most up to date version of Photoshop that is compatible with my laptop.

Granted. However, because the drill is 200% the size of the universe, it obliterates everything in said universe with it's sheer mass and energy. Who the hell do you think you are?

I wish someone would legally give me a working copy of the most up to date version of Photoshop that is compatible with my laptop.

Granted, your laptop overheats and actually catches a fire that ends up burning your house.

I wish I had wished something in my previous post.

Granted, your laptop overheats and actually catches a fire that ends up burning your house.

I wish I had wished something in my previous post.

Granted, but it breaks time and you get sucked into a black hole.

I wish that all firearms were completely wiped from existance (including memories, all written records and schematics). Fighting wars just got a whole lot riskier (and possibly gorier) again.

I wish that all firearms were completely wiped from existance (including memories, all written records and schematics). Fighting wars just got a whole lot riskier (and possibly gorier) again.

And soon afterwards, the Swarm invades earth, and without the existence of firearms, humanity gets F***ED up the rear when going up against claws and other augmented killer spines and blades. Oh, and then the Khalai fleets descend and use their crystals to burn the half-infested planet and humanity to death, ggnorm, humanity got their collective arses handed to them. Hard.

I wish I was rich with lots of money.

And soon afterwards, the Swarm invades earth, and without the existence of firearms, humanity gets F***ED up the rear when going up against claws and other augmented killer spines and blades. Oh, and then the Khalai fleets descend and use their crystals to burn the half-infested planet and humanity to death, ggnorm, humanity got their collective arses handed to them. Hard.

I wish I was rich with lots of money.

Granted, but people stop loving you. In fact, family and friends now hate you. You can't buy love so you get very lonely.

I wish I was always healthy with no health problems, ever.

I wish I was always healthy with no health problems, ever.

Granted, at the cost of your soul, so the body is healthy, but it is just a mere shell.

I wish for some discounts on stuff I want to buy.

Granted, at the cost of your soul, so the body is healthy, but it is just a mere shell.

I wish for some discounts on stuff I want to buy.

Granted, but you have to pay double the price for everything from now on.

I wish for toggleable UV and infrared vision.

Granted, but you have to pay double the price for everything from now on.

I wish for toggleable UV and infrared vision.

Granted, but every second you use either your loved ones die until you're all alone because no one wants to be close to you.

I wish I could do everything I needed at home.

I wish I could do everything I needed at home.

And then you never go outside but there's also nothing else to do at home, so you are eternally bored.

I wish I could control weather

And then you never go outside but there's also nothing else to do at home, so you are eternally bored.

I wish I could control weather

Granted, but it also works when you're sleeping and you end up drowning everyone because you have a nightmare about flooding toilets.

I wish to get 30% discounts on every purchase I make.