Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but then a virus from outer space attracted to gender bended people attacks and eventually humanity dies, Nice job breaking it, Hero!

I wish for some tacos.

Granted, but you can not eat them. In fact, you can only gaze longingly at them, knowing you have them but can't do anything with them.

I wish people would stop linking to Tvtropes without warning

Granted, but you can not eat them. In fact, you can only gaze longingly at them, knowing you have them but can't do anything with them.

I wish people would stop linking to Tvtropes without warning

Granted, but you still click on the links.

I wish to be able to understand and use every language perfectly (both writing and speaking).

Granted, but you still click on the links.

I wish to be able to understand and use every language perfectly (both writing and speaking).

Granted, but everyone else in the world goes deaf, blind and mute.

I wish for a 99% discount on everything I buy.

Granted, but everyone else in the world goes deaf, blind and mute.

I wish for a 99% discount on everything I buy.

Granted, but only coz its always broken beyond repair.


I wish I was a spy.

Granted, but only coz its always broken beyond repair.


I wish I was a spy.

Granted. You get assassinated the next time you go to sleep by an enemy spy.

I wish for The Gamer ability.

Granted. You get assassinated the next time you go to sleep by an enemy spy.

I wish for The Gamer ability.

No more lives. Game over.


I wish coffee didn't make me poop almost instantly.

No more lives. Game over.


I wish coffee didn't make me poop almost instantly.

Wish granted...... but when you go poop you start feeling some pain.. aint that soft pain either

I wish i could go on Vacation

Wish granted...... but when you go poop you start feeling some pain.. aint that soft pain either

I wish i could go on Vacation

Granted, but you catch some rare and dangerous virus.

I wish for free, perfectly working anti-virus/malware software.

Granted, but you catch some rare and dangerous virus.

I wish for free, perfectly working anti-virus/malware software.

Granted, your hardware is too ancient to run it though.

I wish for a true best friend.

Granted, your hardware is too ancient to run it though.

I wish for a true best friend.

Granted. You end up feeding them something they're very allergic to, killing them.

I wish for super cleaning powers.

I wish for super cleaning powers.

Granted, and then you get stuck with the nastiest cleaning jobs ever, some even toxic enough to kill you!

I wish for free cooking ingredients.

Granted, and then you get stuck with the nastiest cleaning jobs ever, some even toxic enough to kill you!

I wish for free cooking ingredients.

Granted, but you can no longer cook.

I wish I could walk on walls and ceilings without any negative physical side effects.

I wish I could walk on walls and ceilings without any negative physical side effects.

Granted, then you die from people hunting you because you are unnatural.

I wish I had some delicious soup.

Granted, then you die from people hunting you because you are unnatural.

I wish I had some delicious soup.

Granted but right as you're sitting down to eat/drink you pass out. Then you're taken to a hospital, where doctors find out that you are allergic to delicious soups and that just the smell put you into a coma. You wake up 30 years later, the future is awful and you can't even understand most of it.

I wish to find a new entertaining hobby that isn't expensive.

Granted but right as you're sitting down to eat/drink you pass out. Then you're taken to a hospital, where doctors find out that you are allergic to delicious soups and that just the smell put you into a coma. You wake up 30 years later, the future is awful and you can't even understand most of it.

I wish to find a new entertaining hobby that isn't expensive.

Granted, you now enjoy bird spotting. The birds "unload" onto you very frequently.

I wish everyone was super healthy.

I wish everyone was super healthy.

Granted, and then doctors invent some new viruses because they would otherwise go broke from not being able to feast upon sick people's wallets. Oh, and said virus then manages to grow out of their control and kill all of humanity, oopes.

I wish time would slow down when I play video games so I can play more.

Granted, and then doctors invent some new viruses because they would otherwise go broke from not being able to feast upon sick people's wallets. Oh, and said virus then manages to grow out of their control and kill all of humanity, oopes.

I wish time would slow down when I play video games so I can play more.

Granted, but time speeds up when you are doing important things.

I wish for jazz to become super popular.

Granted, but time speeds up when you are doing important things.

I wish for jazz to become super popular.

Granted but you stop liking it and you just hear it everywhere and it drives you insane. You end up in a mental health institution, where you're constantly being checked so that you don't suicide. To make things worse, you're being treated/forced to like jazz, they place you in a room where you're forced to watch lovely film sequences while listening to jazz but whenever you dare start showing signs of disgust you get electroshocked. You actually end up being scared of jazz because of those mixed signals which makes the treatment stronger and more painful to you. Personnel thinks you're some sort of monster for not liking jazz and the nurse, who is a sadistic peach, makes your life even more miserable by humiliating and mentally torturing you. After some time you're finally 'lobotomized', and even though you don't actually like jazz (not that you're capable of) your response to it isn't outside the norm so you're let go. Finally you're released, but that doesn't stop your bad luck. As soon as you go out you meet with old friends who despised you for disliking jazz, they don't know that you've "changed" so they start beating you up. Deep inside you, you understand what's going on but your body can't react appropriately, you can't even talk to tell them that you've changed. They keep beating you up to the point that they think you're dead and leave you there, in the middle of nowhere.

After that you get rescued by someone who knew you and can't get over the fact that you disliked jazz. But he doesn't want to kill you. He wants to "take care" of you... forever. He'll physically hurt you so that you need to stay with him more and more time. At one point he even breaks your legs. You start thinking you're doomed, and you plan to suicide since any other way of escaping is impossible. After many months of torture and preparation you're finally ready and you go through with it. You take a bunch of pills and as you're passing out a miracle happens and police enter the man's house for no reason whatsoever and they find you. They call an ambulance and they desperately try to rescue you, and you actually survive...barely. To your disgrace, the overdose fucked you up and despite being conscious you can no longer move, you can't talk, you can't even move your eyes so you're forced to stay in the hospital.

One day a janitor comes up to clean your hospital room and he recognizes you. He's another patient from the mental health institution you were in that actually felt sorry for you, he didn't hate you for disliking jazz and just feels bad over everything that happened to you. Since he doesn't know what to do he just grabs your pillow and slowly suffocates you. You're still conscious and for some reason you feel terrified and anxious. Suffocation is really an awful thing that takes what you feel is forever, so you just lie there without being able to move or say anything... You feel desperation that you've never felt before until finally you start loosing consciousness and you die.


I wish I was more organized.

Granted but you stop liking it and you just hear it everywhere and it drives you insane. You end up in a mental health institution, where you're constantly being checked so that you don't suicide. To make things worse, you're being treated/forced to like jazz, they place you in a room where you're forced to watch lovely film sequences while listening to jazz but whenever you dare start showing signs of disgust you get electroshocked. You actually end up being scared of jazz because of those mixed signals which makes the treatment stronger and more painful to you. Personnel thinks you're some sort of monster for not liking jazz and the nurse, who is a sadistic peach, makes your life even more miserable by humiliating and mentally torturing you. After some time you're finally 'lobotomized', and even though you don't actually like jazz (not that you're capable of) your response to it isn't outside the norm so you're let go. Finally you're released, but that doesn't stop your bad luck. As soon as you go out you meet with old friends who despised you for disliking jazz, they don't know that you've "changed" so they start beating you up. Deep inside you, you understand what's going on but your body can't react appropriately, you can't even talk to tell them that you've changed. They keep beating you up to the point that they think you're dead and leave you there, in the middle of nowhere.

After that you get rescued by someone who knew you and can't get over the fact that you disliked jazz. But he doesn't want to kill you. He wants to "take care" of you... forever. He'll physically hurt you so that you need to stay with him more and more time. At one point he even breaks your legs. You start thinking you're doomed, and you plan to suicide since any other way of escaping is impossible. After many months of torture and preparation you're finally ready and you go through with it. You take a bunch of pills and as you're passing out a miracle happens and police enter the man's house for no reason whatsoever and they find you. They call an ambulance and they desperately try to rescue you, and you actually survive...barely. To your disgrace, the overdose pineappleed you up and despite being conscious you can no longer move, you can't talk, you can't even move your eyes so you're forced to stay in the hospital.

One day a janitor comes up to clean your hospital room and he recognizes you. He's another patient from the mental health institution you were in that actually felt sorry for you, he didn't hate you for disliking jazz and just feels bad over everything that happened to you. Since he doesn't know what to do he just grabs your pillow and slowly suffocates you. You're still conscious and for some reason you feel terrified and anxious. Suffocation is really an awful thing that takes what you feel is forever, so you just lie there without being able to move or say anything... You feel desperation that you've never felt before until finally you start loosing consciousness and you die.


I wish I was more organized.

Uh, wow...

Granted! But you develop the worst case of OCD possible and have to spend the rest of your live in agony as you constantly have to make sure everything is perfectly organized, from your desk to your shoelaces to gum on the sidewalk.

I wish I could redesign/remake MapleStory with a highly skilled 200-man team and sufficient funds to put anything I want into the game.

Uh, wow...

Granted! But you develop the worst case of OCD possible and have to spend the rest of your live in agony as you constantly have to make sure everything is perfectly organized, from your desk to your shoelaces to gum on the sidewalk.

I wish I could redesign/remake MapleStory with a highly skilled 200-man team and sufficient funds to put anything I want into the game.

Granted. Nexon sues you for copyright infringement.

I wish I could make better decisions and choices.