Corrupt a wish thread!

I wish for the Human Instrumentality Project.

Granted but after 20 plot twists, the true purpose of the project is revealed to just be a plan to get everyone to stare at the giant figure of Rei for all of eternity. Eventually a life sized statue of her is made which is also when all living things become one and are doomed to ogle at the statue forever.

I wish that the world became 2d but I get to keep my knowledge of the 3d version.

Granted but after 20 plot twists, the true purpose of the project is revealed to just be a plan to get everyone to stare at the giant naked Rei for all of eternity. Eventually a life sized statue of her is made which is also when all living things become one and are doomed to ogle at the statue forever.

I wish that the world became 2d but I get to keep my knowledge of the 3d version.

Granted but you don't know when the change happens and your knowledge makes you think you're still in 3d, until at one point you get so confused that you kill yourself.
I wish I had better motor skill.

Granted but you don't know when the change happens and your knowledge makes you think you're still in 3d, until at one point you get so confused that you kill yourself.
I wish I had better motor skill.

Your motor skills improve but only by a fraction of a percent making almost literally no difference.
I wish I had pants.

Your motor skills improve but only by a fraction of a percent making almost literally no difference.
I wish I had pants.

Granted, but said pants are super tight and cut off circulation to your legs and feet, not to mention that they're crotchless and leaves your dangly bits in full view.

I wish Leo finally wins an oscar

Granted, but said pants are super tight and cut off circulation to your legs and feet, not to mention that they're crotchless and leaves your dangly bits in full view.

I wish Leo finally wins an oscar

Granted, he wins a guy named Oscar
I wish that it isn't scorching hot here

Granted, he wins a guy named Oscar
I wish that it isn't scorching hot here

Granted, enjoy tempratures from a warm -10 F to a cool -30 F

I wish for free shipping and handling for anything I buy.

Granted, enjoy tempratures from a warm -10 F to a cool -30 F

I wish for free shipping and handling for anything I buy.

Granted, but everything you buy now is broken from the poor handling.


I wish i had wit beyond measure.

Granted, but everything you buy now is broken from the poor handling.


I wish i had wit beyond measure.

Granted, but everyone now hates you and refuses to talk to you.

I wish I could see in the dark when I have my eyes opened.

Granted, but everyone now hates you and refuses to talk to you.

I wish I could see in the dark when I have my eyes opened.

Granted, but now normal daylight blinds you

I wish I could understand Japanese (read/write/speak)

Granted, but now normal daylight blinds you

I wish I could understand Japanese (read/write/speak)

Granted but you go deaf, mute and blind and lose your extremities in an accident.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

Granted but you go deaf, mute and blind and lose your extremities in an accident.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

Granted, but your hard work never amounts to anything and you spend the rest of your days working towards a goal that is never realized

I wish I didn't have such a busy school schedule

Granted, but your hard work never amounts to anything and you spend the rest of your days working towards a goal that is never realized

I wish I didn't have such a busy school schedule

Granted because you get expelled.

I wish for magic

Granted because you get expelled.

I wish for magic

Granted. You live within a wizarding community but you yourself are a muggle.

I wish I wasn't so sleep deprived

Granted. You live within a wizarding community but you yourself are a muggle.

I wish I wasn't so sleep deprived

Granted, you now sleep for at least sixteen hours a day.

I wish for a lamp with a genie in it that gives me three uncorruptable wishes.

Granted, you now sleep for at least sixteen hours a day.

I wish for a lamp with a genie in it that gives me three uncorruptable wishes.

Granted, but I steal the lamp before you can use it.

I wish everyone looked like moeblobs.

Granted, but I steal the lamp before you can use it.

I wish everyone looked like moeblobs.

Everyone's organs are now squashed in a horrifying manner and suffer in agony to help match their appearance. You monster.




I wish for all of Steam's games to be in my game library.

Granted, you now sleep for at least sixteen hours a day.

I wish for a lamp with a genie in it that gives me three uncorruptable wishes.

The wishes are uncorruptable but are limitted to ordering food from the McDonalds value menu with a maximum value of €4.95 per wish.

I wish I had gold meggings

Granted but you die the moment you receive them.

I wish I could sleep.

Granted but you die the moment you receive them.

I wish I could sleep.

Granted, but you can never wake up.

I wish for the power to do nothing.

Granted, you now sleep for at least sixteen hours a day.

Sounds like my kind of day!

Granted, but you can never wake up.

I wish for the power to do nothing.

Granted, but now you're close friends and family think you're a vegetable and wire you up to a hundred different machines to "keep you alive"

I wish for corruption