Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but you find yourself on Pluto
I wish Breaking Bad would continue.

Granted, but production quality and everything you love about it drops right down as tv execs milk the series for another 20 seasons for the sake of money.

I wish for a baked potato.

Granted, but production quality and everything you love about it drops right down as tv execs milk the series for another 20 seasons for the sake of money.

I wish for a baked potato.

Granted, but it explodes the moment it's baked
I wish for real life pokemon

Granted, but turns out we don't yet have the technology to catch them all so they're free to roam and mock humans.

I wish for a paper shredder.

You receive the following:

@PoetryIsFail - Clever.

Granted, but turns out we don't yet have the technology to catch them all so they're free to roam and mock humans.

I wish for a paper shredder.

You receive the following:



I wish for a real life hyper teleport rock.

You receive the following:



I wish for a real life hyper teleport rock.

Granted, but the rock is faulty and you can only teleport once.

I wish for a bag of chips.

Granted, but there's only two chips inside.

I wish for the blessings of the ancestors.

Granted, but there's only two chips inside.

I wish for the blessings of the ancestors.

Granted, but they blessed you the wrong blessing.
I wish that teleportation exists in our time

Granted, but they blessed you the wrong blessing.
I wish that teleportation exists in our time

Granted, but it costs a billion dollars and has a 50% chance of causing severe brain damage.

I wish we were visited by benevolent, humanoid aliens that are capable of communicating with us.

Granted, but it costs a billion dollars and has a 50% chance of causing severe brain damage.

I wish we were visited by benevolent, humanoid aliens that are capable of communicating with us.

Granted, but they carry some unknown space disease that wipes out 99% of life on earth. Oh, and then their ship crashes into the moon, destroying it.

I wish for some magical device that can move 2D girls between the 2D and the real world. I would say don't judge me but its too late for that.

Granted, but they stay flat in the real world too.

I wish I was the best artist in the world

Granted, but they stay flat in the real world too.

I wish I was the best artist in the world

Granted but you end up being the best manga artist and nothing else.

I wish I was a magical girl.

Granted, but your soul is traded for the magical contact.

I wish I had the power to make anything I imagine real at will.

Granted, but whatever you make real constantly tries to murder you.

I wish to be able to control peoples minds without any negative psycholigal effects for me.

Granted, but whatever you make real constantly tries to murder you.

I wish to be able to control peoples minds without any negative psycholigal effects for me.

Granted, but anyone you mind control commits suicide the next day.

I wish to be able to change genders freely at will with out any pain of my body suddenly changing.

Granted, but anyone you mind control commits suicide the next day.

I wish to be able to change genders freely at will with out any pain of my body suddenly changing.

Granted, but every time you change genders you move to another dimension dominated by misogynists/misandrists.
I wish to be able to never sleep without hurting myself in any way.

Granted, but every time you change genders you move to another dimension dominated by misogynists/misandrists.
I wish to be able to never sleep without hurting myself in any way.

Granted, but the harmful effects of sleep deprivation are instead passed on to your loved ones.

I wish for Third Impact.

I wish to be able to never sleep without hurting myself in any way.

Granted, but people notice that you never sleep, declare that you are a witch, and burn you at the stake.

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I wish I didn't have any student loans.

I wish I didn't have any student loans.

Granted. They're no longer student loans, but regular loans with 10x the interest.

I wish I had a T.A.R.D.I.S

Granted. They're no longer student loans, but regular loans with 10x the interest.

I wish I had a T.A.R.D.I.S

Granted, but you don't know how to fly the thing.

I wish I had 7 trillion euros (obtained legitemately) and 6 months to secure my fortune and invest into security and such.

Granted, but you don't know how to fly the thing.

I wish I had 7 trillion euros (obtained legitemately) and 6 months to secure my fortune and invest into security and such.

Granted, but the market crashes and you get robbed, losing everything, on the 7th month.

I wish for the Human Instrumentality Project.