Quotes =)

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering cold iron. ~ Horace Mann

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion. ~ Jon Stewart

("translated") Things are not what they appear to be, nor are they otherwise.
~A supposed quote from an Indonesian temple, from Chaos

Reporter - "And, personally, how many houses do you own?"

McCain - "I'll have my press get back to you on that one."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and leave everyone wondering how the hell you did it."

"I drink your milkshake!"

I dunno most of it, but here goes:
[so you have to pick between] me, or that one. ~McCain

Searching for something is like being a blind man in a library: you will never find what you are looking for, unless perchance you happen upon it.

Something I came up with today =P