Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but only after the forum dies.

I wish I knew where the "Post your Desktops" thread was. :[

Granted, you find it after its closed.

I wish I may, I wish I might
Have this wish I wish tonight
I want that star, I want it now
I want it all and I don't care how.

Lol, I'm bored.

granted

a metoer crashes into your house and everyone dies, while you are left a quadriplegic

i wish i had sharks with freakin laser beams!

Granted but the sharks are dead and the lasers aren't working.

I wish I was playing MapleStory.

granted, but there is a patch and its 86 hours long.

i wish blue was a flavor

Granted but it tastes like pomegranate.

I wish that patch was over ^

granted

emergency server check will last for 10 hours

i wish you wouldnt post before me :O

kalas: granted, now thereis an emergency server check.
sn1per: granted but the mutant pie eats you.

i wish my wish didnt get corrupted

Granted, someone else wishes you were never born, since you were never born you coulden't make the wish and since you coulden't make the wish it never got corrupted becasue you never wished for it.

I wish that made more sense.

granted

you watch donnie darko and are not happy with the outcome

i wish you would do that voodoo that hoodoo that makes my hoodoo do voodoo :S

Not granted.

I wish my summer vacation was extended into the winter months.

granted

and i help you stay warm

i wish for 2 wishes!

Granted, but they both suck and make everyone hate you.

iwisheveryonewouldstarttypinglikethis.

granted

you made the world retarded and join the ranks of Naruto and "OVER 9000!" people everywhere.

i wish i had a catch phrase

Granted your new catch phrase is "BELIEVE IT" enough said.

I wish more people would post here.

granted, but your mom posts and send you to bed.

i wish i had ice cream

Granted but you drop it on the floor.

I wish for something bad to happen.

Granted,


































You Die.

I wish for 2 more wishes
I wish for world peace
I wish for 5 more wishes
I wish for world hunger to stop
I wish we could all live to a ripe old age of 1000. (Not actually aging until 900)
I wish that all my wishes are uncorruptble
I wish for 1 more wish
I wish thats its impossible to find a loophole in this wish or the others.

Granted, you get 2 wishes that are negative. Wish for a million dollars, and you're in debt of 1mil!

I wish for.. happiness!

Granted, a Homicidal Maniac named Happiness comes in your house and kill you and your family.

I wish for good tasting cookies, that wont be thrown, or shot at me. or shoved down my throat.