Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but genitals were removed.

I wish I closed my eyes and woke up next to an Ex GF.

Granted but it is literally just old cheese with sugar on it.

I wish Maspan was straight.

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Wish granted

At above, wish granted, but then she gets angry and beats you up (which would be kinda hot)
I wish for more puce in the world.[/COLOR]

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Wish granted

At above, wish granted, but then she gets angry and beats you up (which would be kinda hot)
I wish for more puce in the world.[/COLOR]

Sur-No.

I wish for more colors other than puce.

Sur-No.

I wish for more colors other than puce.

Wish gra- [color="#cc8899"]no

I wish for wildlife to drop money when killed. I'm going weasel-stomping.[/COLOR]

Wish granted.

But then the weasels revolt and kill you with a puce hammer.

I wish that chartreuce replaced puce permanently.

Granted, but nobody knows what they mean.

I wish that I wish.

Granted, but nobody knows what they mean.

I wish that I wish.

[color="#cc8899"]Granted, but then your wish doesn't come true.

I wish for everyone to die a slow, miserable, painful death with all senses but pain cut off. Try making that one worse.[/COLOR]

Granted, but that includes you. Masochist or emo?

I wish this thread was more active.

Granted, but that includes you. Masochist or emo?

I wish this thread was more active.

Granted....you just missed it =]

I wish poke eggs

Granted, but then they eats you.

I wish that puce died.

You know my great grandparents had a Kitler named Puce. He died. Im blaming the death on you. Expect a lawyer at your door shortly.

I wish I could eat some pinapple.

*gives a pineapple* Soon it magically turns into a pomegranate.

Wishes that pineapples take over the world.

Granted, but then you turn into a pineapple by their newly developed Pineform Gun!

I wish for the following wish to be uncorruptible: I wish for money.

I wish for the following wish to be uncorruptible: I wish for money.

Thats two wishes. First wish overridden. Your money is, on fire.

I wish AngelSL was smarter.

Granted, AngelSL is now smarter than you, and does beats you at everything you try.

I wish the next poster is a registered member of southperry.net

Granted, AngelSL is now smarter than you, and does beats you at everything you try.

I wish the next poster is a registered member of southperry.net

Shh ;-;
Dont tell im sneaking in ;-;

I wish Outland knew less.

Granted.
But I'm dyslexic and I thought you said "I wish Outlaws knew less".
Then all the outlaws beat the pomegranate out of you.


I wish this game would end!

Granted.
But I'm dyslexic and I thought you said "I wish Outlaws knew less".
Then all the outlaws beat the pomegranate out of you.


I wish this game would end!

Granted
But i restart it.


I wish for misa campo

Wish granted. You get her goggles, as asked for.

I wish that the next poster corrupts this wish.

Denied.


I wish that I had a carrot!