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Malthe · 2012-03-19, 04:28 PM

You grab a nearby book with the title "Erik Menneske Søn" it's a good book.
You open the book and see the disc for the game you have been waiting to play.
You think books make great places to hide stuff, and you never lose track of your books!

Malthe · 2012-03-19, 04:28 PM

What? I can't do that, my friends have yet to get the game, seeing that it came out just a tad earlier in europe due to the time differences, you're waiting for them to get their copies.

Malthe · (This post was last modified: 2012-05-06, 05:35 PM by Malthe.)

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IllegallySane · 2012-03-21, 05:24 PM

You are now the other guy. What is this odd being's name?

IllegallySane · 2012-03-21, 05:27 PM

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HAHAHAHA, nice try. No.

IllegallySane · (This post was last modified: 2012-03-23, 01:58 AM by IllegallySane.)

Who's this Isaac? A being from another role-playing game played by the very same person?

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Much better. No profanity here!

IllegallySane · 2012-03-23, 01:28 AM

Your name is Henry Dandre Lionheart, you are 19 years old. A little on the ECCENTRIC side, you are nonetheless a rather quiet individual. However you really OPEN UP to those you are friends with, sometimes seeming like an entirely different individual. You have a rather patient side so people never really see you anything less than content, but people need to beware on CROSSING THE LINE, for you can be very scary when actually irate.

You enjoy VIDEO GAMES, mostly of the RPG kind. You also enjoy some of the more original FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS and FIGHTING GAMES. You're also not a stranger to CUTE THINGS, as long as it's done right. Some of your favorite shows are about PASTEL COLORED EQUINES and TIME TRAVELER IN A BLUE BOX. You also really enjoy anything that involves HUMONGEOUS FIGHTING MACHINES.

When you can, you enjoy being a LARGE HAM and REACT GRANDLY at minor things. However, you are mindful not to do outside, for it's a GUILTY PLEASURE. However, you are far more comfortable at making INCREDIBLY LAME PUNS, which you practice as often as you can. You need to practice on that HAM some more.

Some of the stuff lying in your room are random WEAPONS, but none that are lethal. You enjoy your AIRSOFT SHOTGUN and AIRSOFT RIFLE. You also have hidden in your DESK two pairs of AIRSOFT PISTOLS. However, what you really enjoy the most is your SWORDS. You can't get enough of them, having started with a TAI CHI SWORD when you were 16, to a SAMURAI SWORD and two WOODEN BOKKENS as you aged. You occasionally practice sword swings, making sure to strike as hard as possible. On a very few occasions you were CLUMSY and accidentally tossed your weapon across the room. Thank goodness nothing broke.

On your desk lies an OLD LAPTOP, which is really old. The BATTERY has aged so much you can't go without a power source for longer than about FIVE MINUTES. However, you still enjoy using your OLD LAPTOP and can't see to throw it away unless the day its hard drive dies. Huh, where's the chair to your desk? Seems like someone must have taken it for their own use when you weren't looking.

It's a slow day, and you decide to go surf the internet before you later go down to your DESKTOP COMPUTER, which is far more powerful and faster. But wait, someone is trying to message you on your Pesterchum. What will you do?

IllegallySane · (This post was last modified: 2012-03-23, 10:31 PM by IllegallySane.)

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MariettaRC · 2012-03-23, 11:01 PM

You're staring at the door, trying not to breathe too hard while you're behind the couch your roommate is sitting in. Sounds like she's too busy watching TV to notice the sound of mail. Good, this is your chance!

MariettaRC · 2012-03-23, 11:02 PM

MariettaRC · 2012-03-23, 11:05 PM

With swift movements, you head straight out the door and run straight to the mailbox. Looking back, you see that your roommate has noticed you opened the door but she just doesn't seem to give a pomegranate and decided to go back to watching her show.

Victory is sweet.

MariettaRC · 2012-03-23, 11:08 PM

You peer inside the mailbox. There it is! The game you've been waiting so long for! You clutch it close to you as you run back inside, dump whatever other unimportant mail there was on the table (no one sends you pomegranate unless you order it, why bother checking?) and run back into your bedroom.

Oh look, someone started pestering you right when you got back. Nice timing.

MariettaRC · 2012-03-23, 11:14 PM

Show pesterlog

It's your other buddy, TV. He was introduced sometime in the future and had this very conversation with you, so he's really not much of a secret to anyone. Why would he be?

MariettaRC · 2012-03-23, 11:16 PM

What? No! As much as you'd want to, you can't do that! Your buddy DJ would be pretty mad at you if you started without him, as already mentioned. Besides, like you said, you don't even have a server player, let alone a client!

You decide to look at the package instead.

MariettaRC · (This post was last modified: 2012-03-24, 01:37 AM by MariettaRC.)

Well, whaddayaknow. It came as two discs, not one. You assume one's for the server player and one's for the client. According to the incomplete walkthrough you read, that did seem to be the case. But you felt like you couldn't quite trust everything it said; it started out okay but then it seemed all rushed and just got plain messy before it suddenly stopped updating.

You figured the guy who wrote it simply got confused and stopped playing. Geez, why write a guide when you never even finished playing the game?! Amateurs.

MariettaRC · 2012-03-23, 11:33 PM

Not really much to check. You only have two strife specibuses... specibi? Whatever.

You're not quite sure why you have Malletkind. Well, you are, but you've never had to use it. You figure it might come in handy in case you ever run out of arrows. But you never do.

MariettaRC · 2012-03-24, 04:51 PM

You take your sylladex out so you can captchalogue the game. You want to make sure it stays in your sights until it's time to install it.

One of your best friends gave you this sylladex for your 18th birthday. She knew you and your love of drawing all too well. All you have to do is draw what you need to captchalogue and there you go. As long as what you're captchaloging is actually in your location, of course. Man, you love your Pictionary fetch modus.

MariettaRC · 2012-03-24, 04:55 PM

Man, what a pomegranatety drawing. You'd be surprised if your sylladex even recognizes it. You have decided that you never want to draw a spirograph ever again, even if you were to actually take your time in it, which in this case, you did not.

MariettaRC · 2012-03-24, 04:59 PM

Oh hey, it did recognize it. Awesome.

It is now captchalogued, along with some other things you captchalogued earlier; your DS and your iPhone, both of which you never leave your room without, ever; and a couple of arrows. You know, just in case you ever run out and need backup ammunition. Which you never do. But you keep them in there anyway, because you never know, right?

Derosis · 2012-03-25, 05:44 PM

You found Benards note and stored it in your Yandere-Sylladex. Oddly enough, it basically does whatever it wants for you.
Quite funny, it even will try to kill anyone in your way, but you've turned off that function.
Much too dangerous.

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