How was your day? - League of Legends edition

Everyone knows that GD can sometimes be a scum of the earth....

Oh man, today was terrible. Went into a thread and saw things that were improper to my eyes. Brb washing my eyes with bleach ;____;

Few tips i remember for playing against bots:

-They tend to commit a lot if their health its higher than 200. With that said as soon as they hit 199 or lower they go back to fountain.
-If they see you theres a high chance they are going to chase you, but it depends if nearby bots/towers are being attacked i think.
-They scale with time not gold, so it doesn't matter if your score is 50-0, they will always build their full items given enough time.
-When the first tower is down or 10mins or more passes, they will stop sticking to their lane and go attack other lanes.
-Bushes are bots worst enemies, they facecheck 100% of the time.
-Their reaction times are Crazy! as soon as you so much get in their skill range, they will puke everything on you. Also their coordination its scary so divide and conquer!

That feeling when you get a Lux/Morgana bot. Ohi- -SNARED-

Or any Top with nunu or blitzcrank, heck both of them are a Absolutely fucking pain in the ass. Leona can also be annoying with her perma CC >.>

Been playing fizz in my intermediate bot games, so I can't carry in the late game.
Kog'maw however....

[COLOR="#0000FF"]If you build mass amounts of ap and don't plantain around too long you should be fine. o - o

@will pineapple I missed the threads
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I usually end up with 400-500 AP. I usually just W>Q then E to run away, and then I get piled on in the small amount of time it takes me to hit E unless someone initiates.

I'm starting to hate the pineapple out of diana, this one match she had like 96 AP and was dishing out like 3 times the damage of jax and jayce together :S.

And her cooldowns, damn its baffling trying to duel her (Even more so when im Zed, and duels don't go my way most of the time unless i already bursted everything on them). That shield cockblocks me way too much to be pleasant. I hate how i cringe in terror when i see her in the loading screen and how right im to warn everyone to be wary of her when the game starts...

[COLOR="#0000FF"]Yea, that's why I build her full cdr, her q goes to like 3.6 seconds. Nashors, so I can get the passive faster. o3o
@Imagine, have you tried building full cdr? I hate Sorcs on Fizz most of the time. [/COLOR]

finish my 10 games, sitting at 1330 elo now! @Corn;, shoulda done ranked with me

Yea, that's why I build her full cdr, her q goes to like 3.6 seconds. Nashors, so I can get the passive faster. o3o
@Imagine, have you tried building full cdr? I hate Sorcs on Fizz most of the time.

I can also confirm that Nashors with Yi does a similar effect.

Finally got every 1350 champs.

Few tips i remember for playing against bots:

-They tend to commit a lot if their health its higher than 200. With that said as soon as they hit 199 or lower they go back to fountain.
-If they see you theres a high chance they are going to chase you, but it depends if nearby bots/towers are being attacked i think.

Not exactly true. There's a threshold where they are aggro as balls, a threshold where they still hang around but are more conservative, and a threshold where they just run and recall. This threshold is dependent on a percentage of yours and their HP, as well as the specific bot.

-They scale with time not gold, so it doesn't matter if your score is 50-0, they will always build their full items given enough time.

Their earnings depends on how well you're doing against the bots. If you aren't doing well, the bots get items slower. This is a "cheat" mechanic that can apply challenges to a broader range of players, although the majority of us can roflstomp them anyways.

-Their reaction times are Crazy! as soon as you so much get in their skill range, they will puke everything on you. Also their coordination its scary so divide and conquer!

They're crazy good at chain CCs! However, bots are purposely tuned so that they aren't overly powering. Depending on the bot, they do certain things less optimally. For example, Taric and Sion Bot tend not to stun you when you're in 100% range, but rather when you're in 80% range. I also heard that the original attempt at Cassiopeia Bot made her far too stronk.


Generally speaking, if you have solid mechanics and aren't afraid to aggress (within reason), then you will have no problems against the bots.

Not exactly true. There's a threshold where they are aggro as balls, a threshold where they still hang around but are more conservative, and a threshold where they just run and recall. This threshold is dependent on a percentage of yours and their HP, as well as the specific bot.


Their earnings depends on how well you're doing against the bots. If you aren't doing well, the bots get items slower. This is a "cheat" mechanic that can apply challenges to a broader range of players, although the majority of us can roflstomp them anyways.


They're crazy good at chain CCs! However, bots are purposely tuned so that they aren't overly powering. Depending on the bot, they do certain things less optimally. For example, Taric and Sion Bot tend not to stun you when you're in 100% range, but rather when you're in 80% range. I also heard that the original attempt at Cassiopeia Bot made her far too stronk.


Generally speaking, if you have solid mechanics and aren't afraid to aggress (within reason), then you will have no problems against the bots.

[COLOR="#0000FF"]CASSIOPEIA BOT. I FORGOT ABOUT HER. I HATE HER WITH THE BURNING INTENSITY OF A THOUSAND TEEMOS.

Ohai Ca- (notice not even enough time to say cass) -stunned, q,w,e,e,e,e,e,e,e,ee,e,e, ignite dead-[/COLOR]

I also love how khartus will IMMEDIATELY use his R at the slight peek-a-boo you do near an enemy champ/minion when your health is low enough.

Out of action from LoL indefinitely because my university's wireless network likes to drop my connection as often as a few minutes. Mind you, this isn't only impacting my playtime on LoL. The dropped connections has also become a general nuisance by affecting my general usage of the interwebz, notably to look up material for homework-related purposes.

Blergh. Will try to find a fix for this sonofabiotch problem...soon. I may take my laptop to my school's IT department's office to get it checked out on their test environment to find the root cause of this wireless connectivity problem.

 Blessing in disguise

Finals week is coming up, and I'll definitely need all the time I need to write my end-of-semester papers

Ohai Ca- (notice not even enough time to say cass) -stunned, q,w,e,e,e,e,e,e,e,ee,e,e, ignite dead-

I have no issues playing against her. You must be doing it wrong.

The bots also love banshee's viel, so that's always a problem for me on non-ADC champs. Is there any way for me to deal with it?

Break their shield with your lowest CD skill before doing anything, AKA, Poke like hell.

The bots also love banshee's viel, so that's always a problem for me on non-ADC champs. Is there any way for me to deal with it?

Pop it with an ability with the lowest resource cost and/or lowest CD.

(Example: Ezreal's Mystic Shot)

The bots also love banshee's viel, so that's always a problem for me on non-ADC champs. Is there any way for me to deal with it?

Beat them before they get BVs. That's usually what happens in my case.

But if they start getting BVs enmasse, then you'll have to work as a team. Don't do a hard engage when they have BVs up, unless you think you know what you're doing and can take out your dude.

ARAMs are fun.