Condolences Southperry.

WT is this, a thread with 4 pages, on Amherst?

Well, welcome to Southperry anyways.

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How do you feel about whips?

Well, when I was 6 years old my big brother protected me from getting wiped by my father by taking it all on his back. Since then I have had a thing for whips.

"Polly want a cracker?"

Ritz are my favorite crackers! -bawk-

Is that so? Prove it then.

Well, now, you should know better than that. If I am not let in on my inside joke why let others in on mine?

Nothing about sharing an account? k. Narrows it down a bit.

D'hohohohohohohoho.

So like... do I give you seeds or something?

Crackers, seed, human flesh, it's all good girlfrend!

Hey, welcome to Southperry. I'll be looking forward to what you will contribute to Southperry.



I don't really get what you meant by that. My inclusion on your list makes me feel as if you've been reading the Social forums for a while, considering that I'm pretty quiet for the most part; and the only sections I really actively post in are the Anime and Manga forum and the Funhouse. Basically, what Justin was saying before.


Also, +1 post for my pen○s size.

10/10. I quite enjoyed your post, you obviously put a little effort into it instead of copy pasting from another welcome. As for what I will contribute, who knows, maybe I'll stay, maybe I'll go, my previous set-up was okay, but I wanted to try something different.

I feel like the odd man out, being a anonymous nobody o_O
But obviously she's the world's best lurker

I know you as well my friend!

You can't lurk the social section without an account.

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerp.

You are correct. They state that they have never had an account, but I RARELY post outside of the funhouse and they somehow have a understanding of who I am.

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrp.

TheBirds said they never MADE an account... what's so hard to understand about that?

At least Southperry has a few bright bulbs.

There is also the common mafia knowledge that we can never have complete confirmation concerning the truth of a statement.

Statements are a tricky one are they not? One moment they can mean this, the next that can mean that, but I really thought the italics would help you lot, but obviously not since this thing is broken. -tap- -tap- Hello, can anyone hear me through this thing?

Welcome to Southperry. Would you enjoy a bird feeder? A nest? A cage?

No? Because I have no idea. Mayhaps I'll think of something later.

Anywho, enjoy your stay. Watch out for bird haters, rock throwers, and try not to pomegranate on anyone's windows. Or heads. They're not too happy when that sort of stuff happens, y'know. Did I forget something? Probably. I've been forgetful these days.

I would rather enjoy you bowing at my feet and servicing me little mortal boy.

No account = no funhaus.

Unless they USED someone elses account....

Now, now, there are other ways my dear boy to view the Funhouse without an account. There is a way, quite a lovely way, involving text only versions and the power to play! Of course this way there are no images which is quite lame, but you gotta make due my boy! You gotta make due with what the Lord gives you.

Why is this so hard to understand? He never made his own account. Someone else made it, ie sharing accounts.

This is not rocket science....

Silly girl it obviously is! The Southperry lot are just as silly as my friend polly. And polly is quite the silly cougar.

Um... That's not what Jon wasn't implying. He just said the person had never made an account. He never said anything about them using someone else's account.

The implying, oh my! So much implying one might imply trolling, but to them I say

Kids these days use "trolling" for anything that's out of the ordinary.
Disagree with someone? They are trolling.
Twist in fiction? Author trolling.
Someone not falling in line with popular thinking? Trolling.
Glass fell out of my hand? It's trolling me.
Rainy day? Clouds trolling.
Can't concentrate? Brain trolling me.

WT is this, a thread with 4 pages, on Amherst?

Well, welcome to Southperry anyways.

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It is obviously because I am so very awesomely and amazingly. Oh yeah! But not really, but actually really, except not really, but it actually is really...

And 5 pages? It's only 1 for me with 100 post per page!

> saw word trap
> stopped being able to read


Welcome to the posting side of Southperry, whatever kind of fruit you are. It's all delicious and juicy.


As is my custom, I'm editing stuff into my post. Looks like you have enough bottoms to last at least a couple months, so I'll just say hello.

Hey, would you also happen to cook spaghetti? Just wondering.

WT is this, a thread with 4 pages, on Amherst?

Well, welcome to Southperry anyways.

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I'm sorry, man; but you're not browsing Southperry the right way. Let this guide courtesy of Mark show you how it's done.

Well, if that's how you feel about whips I'll take one for the team.

Why is this so hard to understand? He never made his own account. Someone else made it, ie sharing accounts.

This is not rocket science....

Derpitty derpa hurr, TheBirds is a woman.

Derpitty derpa hurr, TheBirds is a woman.

Derpitty derpa hurr

> saw word trap
> stopped being able to read

I'm sorry.

Welcome to the posting side of Southperry, whatever kind of fruit you are. It's all delicious and juicy.

I like that line! 10/10.

As is my custom, I'm editing stuff into my post. Looks like you have enough bottoms to last at least a couple months, so I'll just say hello.

Wonderful!

Hey, would you also happen to cook spaghetti? Just wondering.

I cook spaghetti every now and then, but I am not the famous spaghetti cooking bird everyone knows of. That is in fact my father. An awesome father he is.

Well, if that's how you feel about whips I'll take one for the team.

Don't worry, I'll be as gentle as possible. It won't even leave any scars!

.

Oh you. I am as much of a man as you are a man. Aka, I am not very man like at all. Would you like some ice for your burn?

Haha! Lame joke, danglingy parts, etc.

I cook spaghetti every now and then, but I am not the famous spaghetti cooking bird everyone knows of. That is in fact my father. An awesome father he is.

This made me chuckle. Thanks. F`ucking lol.

danglingy parts

HA HA!

Hey TheBirds, what's your shoe size?

Her shoe size is talon.

Her shoe size is talon.

oh how sharp of a wit you have, you must have women flocking to you.

Hey TheBirds, what's your shoe size?

I can wear from a 8 to a 10 depending on the make of the shoe and other factors.

Her shoe size is talon.

This works as well.

oh how sharp of a wit you have, you must have women flocking to you.

I like where this is going.

Derpitty derpa hurr, TheBirds is a woman.

>trap
male

>trap
male

So?
They've made it obvious that they're female.

I'm really confused because Kurtle is flirting with TheBirds but I thought he and Jon were exclusive!

Also watching Kurtle flirt is unsettling, even though he's joking. It's like imagining John McCain winking provocatively... with that smile...

I'm really confused because Kurtle is flirting with TheBirds but I thought he and Jon were exclusive!

Also watching Kurtle flirt is unsettling, even though he's joking. It's like imagining John McCain winking provocatively... with that smile...

Hey baby.

The only picture I could find of Kurtle flirting with TheBirds.

The only picture I could find of Kurtle flirting with TheBirds.

4.5 star post.