Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish for you to not corrupt this wish. (Uncorruptable! yay! )

Granted, but the Spell Check has so many bugs, when your uncle turns it into his boss, it says, "You Suck, A-Hole" Badly enough, his boss is also a mafia leader who kills your uncle and burns down his house, oh and then a computer falls on your head.

@ Hazzy, Granted, but then your house bursts into flames , you die..... and this thread becomes corrupt again 10 minutes later.

I wish the North Korean Dictator would die already.

Granted, but he reawakes as a zombie, and starts turning everyone into zombies.

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish for you to not corrupt this wish. (Uncorruptable! yay! )

Look who says that... Mister #666 post!

too bad we cant grant your nonexistant wish, you failed

i wish some horrible will happen to me (corrupt THAT)

You get laid by your father, but then your worst nightmare comes true.

Lol @ 667 post. D:

I wish for MORE pie

Granted, but the pie will be thrown at you

I wish I didn't have summer homework.

Granted. But you fail school now.

I wish for hannel 20 back. :[

Granted, but I hit you in the head with a hammer for not knowing what that is.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, but you die

I wish I didn't spell Channel 20 as hannel 20.

Granted. You now spell it as anal 20.

I wish for an ice cream cone.

Granted. But it's melted

I wish for a wish

Granted. You get a wish, but you drop it and it breaks.

I wish for a wish that doesn't break.

Granted, but then the wish is undone and it breaks.

no wish again >_> plus

You get laid by your father, but then your worst nightmare comes true.

Lol @ 667 post. D:

I wish for MORE pie

i wished for something horrible to happen, to corrupt it, id have to have somethin good happen, therefore raped by dad is not within the corruptions, you just made it wrong for yourself

i wish for air

Granted, but Aang bends it and you into a giant bolder.

I wish for cherry flavored cough drops.

Granted. Now, whenever you cough, cherry-flavored droplets come out.

I wish for Fiel to come to this thread.

EDIT: User was temp-banned for this post. ~Fiel

Granted, but he bans you for summoning him.

I wish that whenever I cough, cherry-flavored droplets come out.

Granted, but everyone who gets hit turns into a cherry zombie and eat your brains. Braaaaaaaaaaaaainsssssss.

I wish for braaaaaaainssss.

Granted, but a zombie comes by and eats them soon after.

I wish Isaac would give me a hug!

Granted, but it's actually the skeleton of Isaac Newton.

I wish for chocolate-flavored soda.